LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:10 pm
My plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat.
:lol: :lol:

That's going on the whatsapp. :lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 5:16 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:09 pm
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.
I bet you have.

Giants.

Or anyone over 5'8". :D :wink:
:lol:

Not you then lofty :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 5:16 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:10 pm
My plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat.
:lol: :lol:

That's going on the whatsapp. :lol: :wink:
Barsteward :lol:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 6:04 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 5:16 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:10 pm
My plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat.
:lol: :lol:

That's going on the whatsapp. :lol: :wink:
Barsteward :lol:
Oh fuck I finally get it :D

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shu wrote:
Mon Feb 24, 2020 1:41 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 6:04 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 5:16 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:10 pm
My plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat.
:lol: :lol:

That's going on the whatsapp. :lol: :wink:
Barsteward :lol:
Oh fuck I finally get it :D
:lol: :barscarf:

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shu wrote:
Mon Feb 24, 2020 1:41 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 6:04 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 5:16 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:10 pm
My plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat.
:lol: :lol:

That's going on the whatsapp. :lol: :wink:
Barsteward :lol:
Oh fuck I finally get it :D
:lol: :lol:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:57 am
The toothbrush was invented in Norfolk.

Anywhere else, it would've been called a teethbrush.
Ha ha I am from Norwich :D

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Norwich. Twinned with all of Oireland outside Dublin.

:D :wink:

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shu wrote:
Mon Mar 02, 2020 10:03 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:57 am
The toothbrush was invented in Norfolk.

Anywhere else, it would've been called a teethbrush.
Ha ha I am from Norwich :D
Why would you own up to that :D

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shu wrote:
Mon Mar 02, 2020 10:03 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:57 am
The toothbrush was invented in Norfolk.

Anywhere else, it would've been called a teethbrush.
Ha ha I am from Norwich :D
Are you in the Norfolk Arsenal supporters club Shu ? They run a mini bus to home games and I think have access to away tickets too - might be worth a look if you are not already mate :barscarf:

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StuartL wrote:
Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:32 pm
shu wrote:
Mon Mar 02, 2020 10:03 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:57 am
The toothbrush was invented in Norfolk.

Anywhere else, it would've been called a teethbrush.
Ha ha I am from Norwich :D
Are you in the Norfolk Arsenal supporters club Shu ? They run a mini bus to home games and I think have access to away tickets too - might be worth a look if you are not already mate :barscarf:
I think they also run ferret wrestling competitions.

:D :wink:

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I keep making racist jokes about my dads thai bride.

He finds it really annoying...

And so does my dad

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"Tell me what you want," I whispered as I slid my finger up and down her G string.

"I want my guitar back," she said.

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Swampy the eco-warrior has died of a heart attack.

They offered him a bypass but he wasn't having any of it.

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There's a nudist convention in my town tomorrow.

I might go if I've got nothing on.

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