LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Keep them coming Lefty, my friends on Facebook think I'm the funniest guy on the planet
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mcdowell42 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:13 pmKeep them coming Lefty, my friends on Facebook think I'm the funniest guy on the planet
You got friends
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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 2:16 pmmcdowell42 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:13 pmKeep them coming Lefty, my friends on Facebook think I'm the funniest guy on the planet
You got friends
Me too. My footy whatsapp group are pissing themselves and yes I'm claiming the credit. Unless one of the sneaky fuckers joins up here....
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Mo fuckersDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:45 amLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 2:16 pmmcdowell42 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:13 pmKeep them coming Lefty, my friends on Facebook think I'm the funniest guy on the planet
You got friends
Me too. My footy whatsapp group are pissing themselves and yes I'm claiming the credit. Unless one of the sneaky fuckers joins up here....
Just a quick question, your "friends" have met you, right
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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:41 amMo fuckersDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:45 amLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 2:16 pmmcdowell42 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:13 pmKeep them coming Lefty, my friends on Facebook think I'm the funniest guy on the planet
You got friends
Me too. My footy whatsapp group are pissing themselves and yes I'm claiming the credit. Unless one of the sneaky fuckers joins up here....
Just a quick question, your "friends" have met you, right
But yeah like you I'm of a generation where my friends are all actual people I've hung out with for decades.
I know that's not as cool as having 675 imaginary social media friends like the kids nowadays but then I'm not an entitled snowflake prick like the majority of them either!
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DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Feb 19, 2020 4:53 pmLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:41 amMo fuckersDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:45 amLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 2:16 pmmcdowell42 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:13 pmKeep them coming Lefty, my friends on Facebook think I'm the funniest guy on the planet
You got friends
Me too. My footy whatsapp group are pissing themselves and yes I'm claiming the credit. Unless one of the sneaky fuckers joins up here....
Just a quick question, your "friends" have met you, right
But yeah like you I'm of a generation where my friends are all actual people I've hung out with for decades.
I know that's not as cool as having 675 imaginary social media friends like the kids nowadays but then I'm not an entitled snowflake prick like the majority of them either!
Is MC42 in that bracket
But yes all this social media millions of friends most of whom I've never met let alone conversed with is *****, it's all people needing to be liked
I on the other hand know I'm not liked so don't give a shit
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The only thing flat-earthers fear …....
is sphere itself.
is sphere itself.
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I couldn't undo the buttons on my jumper, so i tried pulling it over my head but got it stuck.
I'm in A&E now waiting to see a cardyologist.
I'm in A&E now waiting to see a cardyologist.
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"Diana!" I said greeting my Mother-In-Law as she walked through the door...
She said, "My name's Anna."
I said, "Yeah, I know."
She said, "My name's Anna."
I said, "Yeah, I know."
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.
Feefiphobia.
Feefiphobia.
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My plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat.
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I love taking pictures of myself standing next to boiling water..
Doctor says I've got selfie steam issues..
Doctor says I've got selfie steam issues..
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Mail online: "world's oldest paperboy dies at 92."
94 are wondering where their Evening Telegraph's got to.
94 are wondering where their Evening Telegraph's got to.
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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:08 pm"Diana!" I said greeting my Mother-In-Law as she walked through the door...
She said, "My name's Anna."
I said, "Yeah, I know."
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I bet you have.LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:09 pmI've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.
Giants.
Or anyone over 5'8".