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DB10GOONER wrote:Did you know that your chances of being killed by a vending machine are actually twice as large as your chance of being bitten by a shark?
A girl I worked with told us one night that she was going out with a vending machine technician (repair man) I helpfully said "at least he will always insert the correct amount" ... She wasn't impressed..
You basically called her a vending machine - at least, in her mind you did...
DB10GOONER wrote:Did you know that your chances of being killed by a vending machine are actually twice as large as your chance of being bitten by a shark?
But why would you be playing a vending machine under water?
DB10GOONER wrote:Did you know that your chances of being killed by a vending machine are actually twice as large as your chance of being bitten by a shark?
A girl I worked with told us one night that she was going out with a vending machine technician (repair man) I helpfully said "at least he will always insert the correct amount" ... She wasn't impressed..
You basically called her a vending machine - at least, in her mind you did...
DB10GOONER wrote:Did you know that your chances of being killed by a vending machine are actually twice as large as your chance of being bitten by a shark?
A girl I worked with told us one night that she was going out with a vending machine technician (repair man) I helpfully said "at least he will always insert the correct amount" ... She wasn't impressed..
You basically called her a vending machine - at least, in her mind you did...
Women are so touchy.
Here's a scenario..........
the first female astronaut to land on the moon.....
Houston we have a problem
What's the problem?
Nothing. It's ok.
Please tell us what the problem is?
No. I'm fine.
Please tell us?
No. You wouldn't understand anyway.
Please?
No. I'm fine. Just forget I ever mentioned it. Bastard.
DB10GOONER wrote:Did you know that your chances of being killed by a vending machine are actually twice as large as your chance of being bitten by a shark?
A girl I worked with told us one night that she was going out with a vending machine technician (repair man) I helpfully said "at least he will always insert the correct amount" ... She wasn't impressed..
You basically called her a vending machine - at least, in her mind you did...
Women are so touchy.
Here's a scenario..........
the first female astronaut to land on the moon.....
Houston we have a problem
What's the problem?
Nothing. It's ok.
Please tell us what the problem is?
No. I'm fine.
Please tell us?
No. You wouldn't understand anyway.
Please?
No. I'm fine. Just forget I ever mentioned it. Bastard.
olgitgooner wrote:Did you know that there are more stars in the universe than there are grains of sand in all the beaches and deserts on Earth combined?
olgitgooner wrote:Did you know that there are more stars in the universe than there are grains of sand in all the beaches and deserts on Earth combined?
HUH! Prove It!!!
Difficult to prove. I lost count when I was half way through the Kalahari. Bummer
DB10GOONER wrote:Did you know that your chances of being killed by a vending machine are actually twice as large as your chance of being bitten by a shark?
A girl I worked with told us one night that she was going out with a vending machine technician (repair man) I helpfully said "at least he will always insert the correct amount" ... She wasn't impressed..
If he bent his arm properly could he get his hand inside her and grab a can of Coke? (there are other soft drinks available)