Let's give Nicklas a song!

thewilsonboy · Post by **thewilsonboy** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:07 pm

I've got it!

To the tune of ohh ahh Cantona:

Nick-las Bendt-ner
Say Nick-las Bendt-ner
Nick-las Bendt-ner
Say Nick-las Bendt-ner
Nick-las Bendt-ner
Say Nick-las Bendt-ner

What you think?

Gotta love it

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:11 pm

What's wrong with the 'Super Nik' Song? Works for many players.

goonersid · Post by **goonersid** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:12 pm

I'd sooner give him a kick up the backside, that might have more affect

thewilsonboy · Post by **thewilsonboy** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:20 pm

Boomer wrote:What's wrong with the 'Super Nik' Song? Works for many players.

Thought I would add a new dimension to our chants, seeing as everyone without a decent chant gets the 'Super *insert name*' treatment.

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:03 pm

Six foot Four,
Eyes a blue
You're so shit
It is untrue
la, la, la-la,
la la-la,
la, la.

(just a joke fellas!!)

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:11 pm

How about to the Adecashwhore tune...............

He's up for sale,

Hes up for sale,

Like all our players,

Big Nic is up for sale!

GoonerN5 · Post by **GoonerN5** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:16 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:Six foot Four,
Eyes a blue
You're so shit
It is untrue
la, la, la-la,
la la-la,
la, la.

(just a joke fellas!!)

You aint far wrong with that mate

wlchuccc · Post by **wlchuccc** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:26 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:Six foot Four,
Eyes a blue
You're so shit
It is untrue
la, la, la-la,
la la-la,
la, la.

(just a joke fellas!!)

The best

Jumpers For Goalposts · Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:31 pm

How about

"Nicky's strides are falling down, falling down, falling down
Nicky's strides are falling down, outside Boujis"

or

"He's so sweet
Really neat
Nicky boy's got 2 left feet
With a Nick Nack Paddy Wack Super Super Nick
How the f**k do you get picked?"

donaldo · Post by **donaldo** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:32 pm

He's 6 ft four
Couldnt hit a barndoor
Thats why we call him
The new Adebayor

Henry Norris 1913 · Post by **Henry Norris 1913** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:57 pm

He wears pink boots
He wears pink boots
poor niklas bendner
He wears pink boots

Basil is a Gooner · Post by **Basil is a Gooner** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:59 pm

You're sh*t and you know you are.........

or

Watch out, Dicko's about..

thewilsonboy · Post by **thewilsonboy** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:08 pm

Oh how I should have expected negative chants about Arsenal players on online gooner

SCREAM AIM FIRE · Post by **SCREAM AIM FIRE** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:00 pm

to the tune of the greatest team
NIK-A-LAS
NICKLAS BENDTNER OH PLEASE
PLEASE FUCK OFF TO DUBAI FC WE'D RATHER HAVE MONEY
CAUSE WE DON'T WANT YOU, WE DONT WANT YOU NO MORE
YOUR TOO OVERATED
BUT WENGER CANNOT SEE

kinda dont have a tune for this one, almost like my old mans a dustman
then into okey kokey

Nicklas bendter, he talks aload of crap
we win the ball off the other team and he gives it straight back
OOHHH he's so frustrating ooohhh he needs castraiting

think i fail

ds · Post by ds » Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:11 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:Six foot Four,
Eyes a blue
You're so shit
It is untrue
la, la, la-la,
la la-la,
la, la.

(just a joke fellas!!)

Winner!