Women - know your place!

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Whilst on this subject.....I was driving my car, with my girlfriend at the time, many years ago, we passed a very large Equestrian Centre in Kent, she looked at me and said 'Equestrian......that's fish isn't it'?

I almost crashed :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Nice one Teecee. :lol:

I once told my ex that the word "gullible" had been removed from the English dictionary.

She said, very indignantly, "They can't do that!" :roll:
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Did her tits bounce up and down synchronised when she passed your desk?
If not, you should give her a hand :wink:
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cusamano wrote:Did her tits bounce up and down synchronised when she passed your desk?
If not, you should give her a hand :wink:
I think you forgot to quote DB10's post there mate. :wink:

Or were you referring to my ex-wife :shock: :? :wink:
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cusamano wrote:Did her tits bounce up and down synchronised when she passed your desk?
If not, you should give her a hand :wink:
are there ladders in the company db10 works for? if not, how is he supposed to reach her boobs? :? :? :wink:
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are there ladders in the company db10 works for? if not, how is he supposed to reach her boobs?

Because they were virtually touching the ground to start with! :lol:
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TeeCee wrote:
are there ladders in the company db10 works for? if not, how is he supposed to reach her boobs?

Because they were virtually touching the ground to start with! :lol:
i had a boss once who was like that. she almost had to be careful when running not to kick her own boobs :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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lol "The internet, impressing simpletons since 1994."
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[quote="DB10GOONER"]One of the “less brightâ€
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A few years ago we were driving through Dorset at night. There were no street lights but the road had cats eyes on it. I mentioned about the different colour cats eyes on road and what they meant when the wife came up with the classic question - 'who changes the batteries for the cats eyes?

I nearly crashed the car I was pissing myself so much.
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[quote="DB10GOONER"]she then asked me how we “synchronisedâ€
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Is the problem not more the case that you all seem to date thick women? Which probably means you're choosing people on your level... :roll:



(except in DB10's example, i just blame the Irish :wink: )
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BT wrote:Is the problem not more the case that you all seem to date thick women? Which probably means you're choosing people on your level... :roll:



(except in DB10's example, i just blame the Irish :wink: )

:lol: Probably true. Shit finds it's own level. In BG's case it's pretty low to the ground! :wink:

Oh and she's from Cork, BT. Not proper Oirish. 8)


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[quote="DB10GOONER"]One of the “less brightâ€
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BT wrote:Is the problem not more the case that you all seem to date thick women? Which probably means you're choosing people on your level... :roll:



(except in DB10's example, i just blame the Irish :wink: )

Ouch......slating your own......who cares if a woman is intelligent or not :roll: All i know is some women are dirty some are not, pass me the dirty one and the one with the degree in some sort of "ology" :roll: can wait till the dj spins the last song of the night...... "Unchained Melody" before finally getting asked in the last 10 seconds of the song by usmartin for a dance :cry: :lol:
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