Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2018 5:23 pm
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Is that how "lens" is spelt in Gaelic?DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue Sep 04, 2018 5:23 pmThe answer to that is no. Definitely no. Also my Samsung phone does not have a panorama lens function.
hmmm not sure what the problem is here.Red Snapper wrote: ↑Tue Sep 04, 2018 6:58 pmIs that how "lens" is spelt in Gaelic?DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue Sep 04, 2018 5:23 pmThe answer to that is no. Definitely no. Also my Samsung phone does not have a panorama lens function.
Nice abuse of authority there! I wear your translation of my identity as a badge of honour.DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Sep 05, 2018 11:38 amhmmm not sure what the problem is here.Red Snapper wrote: ↑Tue Sep 04, 2018 6:58 pmIs that how "lens" is spelt in Gaelic?DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue Sep 04, 2018 5:23 pmThe answer to that is no. Definitely no. Also my Samsung phone does not have a panorama lens function.
But I can confirm "cùnt" is spelt " redsnapper" in Gaelic if that is any help.
Red Snapper wrote: ↑Wed Sep 05, 2018 6:50 pmNice abuse of authority there! I wear your translation of my identity as a badge of honour.DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Sep 05, 2018 11:38 amhmmm not sure what the problem is here.Red Snapper wrote: ↑Tue Sep 04, 2018 6:58 pmIs that how "lens" is spelt in Gaelic?DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue Sep 04, 2018 5:23 pmThe answer to that is no. Definitely no. Also my Samsung phone does not have a panorama lens function.
But I can confirm "cùnt" is spelt " redsnapper" in Gaelic if that is any help.
They should have sent the cuntslop down so Big Bubba could rag doll him whilst making his sphincter into a folding garage door.DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:11 amJesus wept…. inconsolably…
http://www.msn.com/en-ie/entertainment/ ... ocid=ientp
I don’t know which bit of this clusterfuck of a story is the worst bit… the fact the arrogant no talent tosser is joking about speeding and killing people, the bit where he claims to a have a solo “career”, the fact that this moron is pissing all over a legend like “Spinning” Otis Reading by releasing a solo album of shit covers of his songs, or the bit that reveals him and the least talented of the no talent twats from Boyzone have formed a duo called “Boyzlife”….
My head feels like exploding….
Was he married to some other wannabe celebrity type, or am I mixing him up with some other wannabe celebrity type?DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:11 amJesus wept…. inconsolably…
http://www.msn.com/en-ie/entertainment/ ... ocid=ientp
I don’t know which bit of this clusterfuck of a story is the worst bit… the fact the arrogant no talent tosser is joking about speeding and killing people, the bit where he claims to a have a solo “career”, the fact that this moron is pissing all over a legend like “Spinning” Otis Reading by releasing a solo album of shit covers of his songs, or the bit that reveals him and the least talented of the no talent twats from Boyzone have formed a duo called “Boyzlife”….
My head feels like exploding….
None other than Kerry Catona! A big fat junkie whore from a shite girlband whose name I can’t recall!Bradywasking wrote: ↑Thu Sep 20, 2018 8:21 amDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:11 amJesus wept…. inconsolably…
http://www.msn.com/en-ie/entertainment/ ... ocid=ientp
I don’t know which bit of this clusterfuck of a story is the worst bit… the fact the arrogant no talent tosser is joking about speeding and killing people, the bit where he claims to a have a solo “career”, the fact that this moron is pissing all over a legend like “Spinning” Otis Reading by releasing a solo album of shit covers of his songs, or the bit that reveals him and the least talented of the no talent twats from Boyzone have formed a duo called “Boyzlife”….
My head feels like exploding….
Was he married to some other wannabe celebrity type, or am I mixing him up with some other wannabe celebrity type?
She probably can't remember the band's name either Sid...goonersid wrote: ↑Thu Sep 20, 2018 1:19 pmNone other than Kerry Catona! A big fat junkie whore from a shite girlband whose name I can’t recall!Bradywasking wrote: ↑Thu Sep 20, 2018 8:21 amDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:11 amJesus wept…. inconsolably…
http://www.msn.com/en-ie/entertainment/ ... ocid=ientp
I don’t know which bit of this clusterfuck of a story is the worst bit… the fact the arrogant no talent tosser is joking about speeding and killing people, the bit where he claims to a have a solo “career”, the fact that this moron is pissing all over a legend like “Spinning” Otis Reading by releasing a solo album of shit covers of his songs, or the bit that reveals him and the least talented of the no talent twats from Boyzone have formed a duo called “Boyzlife”….
My head feels like exploding….
Was he married to some other wannabe celebrity type, or am I mixing him up with some other wannabe celebrity type?
It's Kerry Katona. You wrote it in the first line ffs.goonersid wrote: ↑Thu Sep 20, 2018 1:19 pmNone other than Kerry Catona! A big fat junkie whore from a shite girlband whose name I can’t recall!Bradywasking wrote: ↑Thu Sep 20, 2018 8:21 amDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:11 amJesus wept…. inconsolably…
http://www.msn.com/en-ie/entertainment/ ... ocid=ientp
I don’t know which bit of this clusterfuck of a story is the worst bit… the fact the arrogant no talent tosser is joking about speeding and killing people, the bit where he claims to a have a solo “career”, the fact that this moron is pissing all over a legend like “Spinning” Otis Reading by releasing a solo album of shit covers of his songs, or the bit that reveals him and the least talented of the no talent twats from Boyzone have formed a duo called “Boyzlife”….
My head feels like exploding….
Was he married to some other wannabe celebrity type, or am I mixing him up with some other wannabe celebrity type?
Bradywasking wrote: ↑Thu Sep 20, 2018 1:37 pmShe probably can't remember the band's name either Sid...goonersid wrote: ↑Thu Sep 20, 2018 1:19 pmNone other than Kerry Catona! A big fat junkie whore from a shite girlband whose name I can’t recall!Bradywasking wrote: ↑Thu Sep 20, 2018 8:21 amDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:11 amJesus wept…. inconsolably…
http://www.msn.com/en-ie/entertainment/ ... ocid=ientp
I don’t know which bit of this clusterfuck of a story is the worst bit… the fact the arrogant no talent tosser is joking about speeding and killing people, the bit where he claims to a have a solo “career”, the fact that this moron is pissing all over a legend like “Spinning” Otis Reading by releasing a solo album of shit covers of his songs, or the bit that reveals him and the least talented of the no talent twats from Boyzone have formed a duo called “Boyzlife”….
My head feels like exploding….
Was he married to some other wannabe celebrity type, or am I mixing him up with some other wannabe celebrity type?