1. People who pull up outside the supermarket and park on the double yellow lines, cos they are too fucking lazy to walk from the car park.
2. People who go to the 10 items or less checkout with a fucking shed full of items
3. During the recent cold spell; terrified drivers doing 5mph no matter what the road conditions (especially women in 4x4s fucking whores)
4. Non-attentive shop assistants and bar staff, (I can assure you having visited many places in GB and Ireland, that we in Derry have the worst in the British Isles if not the world, lazy fucking bastards


5. Dance music, Hip pop and any other such like fucking shite.
6. Reality TV shows.
7. People at ATMs who appear to be using one for the first time in their bastard lives.
8. People who take up 2 parking spots, in an attempt to avoid having their door dented. (I can assure you if I'm in the car park it will cause you to have your door dented, you fucking arseholes)
9. Most of the people I work with. (fucking incapable bluffers and dossers)
10. Benefit cheats. (lazy good for nothing scum)