It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
REB
Posts: 23421 Joined: Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:40 pmLocation: twitter... @reb1886
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by REB Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:55 pm
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/worst-nights/
random example
(404): Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
(1-404): Two?
(404): Two.
will stick it in the basement tomorrow chippy
have a read of them, fucking hilarious
xDAVEYx
Posts: 3185 Joined: Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:38 pmLocation: block 12, row 25
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by xDAVEYx Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:01 pm
(216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
(440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
(216): Holy shit r u serious? How?
(440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
REB
Posts: 23421 Joined: Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:40 pmLocation: twitter... @reb1886
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by REB Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:05 pm
415): if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
xDAVEYx
Posts: 3185 Joined: Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:38 pmLocation: block 12, row 25
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by xDAVEYx Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:06 pm
naaaaah ckick the 'best nights' LOL
REB
Posts: 23421 Joined: Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:40 pmLocation: twitter... @reb1886
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by REB Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:15 pm
(678): I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
im going to reading this site all night
xDAVEYx
Posts: 3185 Joined: Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:38 pmLocation: block 12, row 25
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by xDAVEYx Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:18 pm
(972): I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
winner
xDAVEYx
Posts: 3185 Joined: Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:38 pmLocation: block 12, row 25
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by xDAVEYx Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:22 pm
(215): After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk. I think you have the wrong number . But at any rate, respect.
REB
Posts: 23421 Joined: Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:40 pmLocation: twitter... @reb1886
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by REB Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:29 pm
(510): I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
must have been spudmasher
franksav63
Posts: 14520 Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:07 pmLocation: Home - Whitechapel - Arsenal Block 6 - Twitter - @franksav63
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by franksav63 Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:15 pm
Reb, a brilliant find this , strange, but I could have sent and received some of these....
REB
Posts: 23421 Joined: Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:40 pmLocation: twitter... @reb1886
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by REB Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:28 pm
franksav63 wrote: Reb, a brilliant find this , strange, but I could have sent and received some of these....
saw it on another site so thought it would go down well on here
franksav63
Posts: 14520 Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:07 pmLocation: Home - Whitechapel - Arsenal Block 6 - Twitter - @franksav63
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by franksav63 Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:29 pm
Reb, that isn't a quote from the text site is it?
REB
Posts: 23421 Joined: Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:40 pmLocation: twitter... @reb1886
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by REB Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:32 pm
franksav63 wrote: Reb, that isn't a quote from the text site is it?
afc-bob
Posts: 405 Joined: Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:55 pmLocation: Co.Cork
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by afc-bob Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:59 pm
(253): is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
olgitgooner
Posts: 7431 Joined: Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:39 amLocation: Brexitland
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by olgitgooner Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:05 pm
Excellent stuff, there!
I've added the site to my favourites list.
And will be introducing my workmates to it.
Good find, Reb.
ds
Posts: 3107 Joined: Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:55 pmLocation: N1
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by ds Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:19 pm
I was seeing 2 blokes and had a party to go to and I sent a text to what I thought was a mate. Saying;.......
'Think I'll invite G..... and if he cant go I'll invite S.....'
Got a reply saying;
'This is G...... I suggest you try S...... '
Needless to say I never saw G...... anymore
