this could be great news for all Gooners. Hear me out:

If she's due in late july/early august then Jack will probably want to be around for the birth, and the end stages of the pregnancy.

Therefore, he will be less willing to travel to the U21 tournament.

This will mean he won't get physically ...

Personally, i would go after:
Xavi to try to put him off his game
Busquets because he is a *word censored*, he's the spanish Darren Fletcher.

and also, i think we should definitely have a MASSIVE amount of abuse for whoever plays left-back for them, so we can get in to his head and make him make a ...

to the tune of the Vieira one:

Jack Wilshere, whoah
Jack Wilshere, whoah
he comes from Stevenage,
he fuckin hates the ****,
Jack Wilshere, whoah

For Kos, maybe something like this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQvuAZnfkQQ
I'm your biggest fan, i'll follow you until you love me,
Kos-ci,
Kos-ci-el-ny


for Chamakh I'm thinking a variation of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w



Both will probably get rejeted, but i'm quite ...

Thought I'd try to add to Barnfield's chant:

Arshavin-vin-vin he's the russian goal machine
Arshavin-vin-vin hes better than robbie keane
came to us in the snow
and he's better than defoe
And he's worth what we spent
cos he Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiits on Darren Bennnnnnnnnnnt!

I heard some guys doing this one in the street before the hull game, and it seems appropriate now:

What do you think of T*ttenham?
What do you think of shit?
What fo you think of Gallas' captaincy?

Surely tomorrow night calls for a rendition of 'magic knob' more than usual after the news today?

Lethal,
for the goal it was dodgy defending by Justin Hoyte, (not a howler but still dodgy), striker lobbed Almunia, Gavin tried to clear off the line, but the lino gave it. (it was probably over)


Vela is looking rusty, we look semi-threatening from corners but its a case of NEP again.

Jack ...

Do you remember a special highlight moment he produced? Is there a standout moment?
In my opinion, other than the goal against Fulham, there is nothing much other than a few dribbles and tricks, and on the flipside, frustrating numerous fans with his refusal to shoot.

Even Eboue (despite his ...

OK, this is poor, but a first attempt at an original coomposition

to the tune of 'Freed From Desire' by Gala

More and more,
Flamini wanted more and more,
moved to milan,
money's what he's looking for

so
Arsenes went to Cardiff,
signed a a boy, plays like a man,
wanted by United,
but poached from ...

Other than the ones already suggested, how about

Wrighty for Bendtner

or Pires/Freddie (01-02 form) for Hleb/Eboue

how about Riccardo Montolivo from Fiorentina? he's a natural wide man, not a converted CM like Rosicky and No-End-Product number 13, and he could be available for about £8-10M.

how about Riccardo Montolivo from Fiorentina? he's a natural wide man, not a converted CM like Rosicky and No-End-Product number 13, and he could be available for about £8-10M.

ok, now I've heard it all!

there were rumours saying that Arsene was trying to buy British this summer - Alright, fairplay, that's believeable

his potential british targets:
M Richards (Man City) - Believable, and would be an upgrade over Philippe 'Cygan in disguise' Sederos
Owen (NUFC) - he's ...

Vela is another young striker with bags of potential (Walcott, Bendtner, Rhys Murphy) but when will he break into the team?

He seems to be quite small, and he might struggle against the Centre-Halves employed by Northern teams, so he'd need to be playing alongside Adebayor or Bendtner if he plays ...