Had enough of watching Arsenal, I swear mustafi does this shit deliberately because of the flack he gets. Wtf was Luiz doing though, the lanky chav *word censored* was going wide all the time and by the time he sorted his feet out he would have had a very hard chance especially with player on the li...

Just seen a replay of the pepe penalty incident and that is fuckin ridiculous not to give it. You will laugh as sami shit hypia is on the channel and although Andy gray and the host have said its astonishing they haven't given a pen, hypia the prick said it wasn't because "even if the defender hadn'...

Didn't watch it but reading the thread sounds like Mike fukin dean done us up like a kipper again. I don't get this whole var shit, surely if it's not a penalty then it's a dive and yellow card for simulation, or are they saying it's "nearly" a fuckin penalty in which case it's neither a dive nor a ...

Watford muppets missed a pen but that goal line clearance by the Watford sub was quality, it was literally about 5mm from getting those twats the win

I was going to watch this down the Old A with some mates tomorrow and I've just been told by the manager that the person schedules to cover emergencies from 8am to 4pm has just phoned in 'sick' that person(aka: GobshitCUNT) is a scouser..and gues what he's going to the scum game in London... I know...

Those 2 Liverpool full backs never get injured despite bombing around the place all the time, but we somehow end up having to play our third choice left and right backs (both of whom are actually midfielders) for the majority of the season :roll: Well we have recently bought a 70 year old RB that w...

Aliko Dangote has admitted that he is planning to buy Arsenal Football Club. The Nigerian billionaire - the richest man in Africa - has made no secret of his desire to take over the north London club in the past and has made several statements about launching a future takeover bid in the past. And ...

Leeds Utd were a great team early 70s absolutely no doubt about that...could play any way you liked...had some quality players They were a strong team with talented players who could turn into nasty fuckers if needed. I wasn't doubting their quality but their trophy haul wasn't amazing considering ...

Christmas these days is a lot like having sex, the build up is great but when it finally comes, I regret spending all that money.

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas.

She told me 'Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace'

So I bought her nothing.

I took my son to see Santa today, but as soon as he sat on his knee he started crying.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"It's this job mate, I fucking hate it."

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair. "I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes." When the boy's haircut was comp...

I work all year 6 days a week so the kids can have a brilliant Christmas, all the presents they want,

and who gets all the credit?..that fat *word censored* with the beard

my fault for marrying her I suppose!!

At this time of the year it’s difficult to know what to say without offending someone. So I’ve checked with my legal adviser and on his advice I wish to say the following to all friends and colleagues. Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally consc...

"Can you get some bleach, washing powder and some shake and vac while you're out?" My wife asked.

"Can you not wait until you’ve opened your presents tomorrow?" I replied