OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Tue Jun 10, 2025 11:48 am

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 09, 2025 11:32 am

Suffolk Police have confirmed that a man who fell into a combine-harvester..while trying to steal it...has been bailed!!

That's the last straw!

Hay that's good

“You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.”

“The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.”

I went to a pet shop and put a sign saying 'Chameleon' next to an empty cage ......

Suffolk Police have confirmed that a man who fell into a combine-harvester..while trying to steal it...has been bailed!!

There's a nudist convention in my town tomorrow.

I might go if I've got nothing on.

My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic…
But I refused.
If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.

gazzatt2 wrote: ↑

Fri May 23, 2025 6:38 am

keep it up Lefty. - no 4

A valued member of the Friday quartet

A mate of mine believes that the Earth is flat. I challenged him to prove it by walking off the edge...

He eventually came around.

The wife has piled on the pounds of late, last night I came home from work and she was lying on the bed in a leopard skin print dress ....
I thought it was Fred Flintstone

If modern society has taught us anything, it's that the less a person is qualified to have an opinion

The more likely she is to express it

What is it with these people that refuse to embrace modern technology?
Answers on a postcard to the usual address.

People say that I'm a bad person.... but I reckon they're just jealous that they can't kick pigeons as far as I can.

Scum: 20 prem losses this season... the Most in their History...Wonder what the odds are on Ange Hippopotamus getting the elbow!?? :rubchin: :D



Nuno Espírito Santo (always feel like I should be making the 'sign of the cross' when I say that!) has done a very decent job with Forest this son ...

In a lovely countryside pub in Hampshire, weather's beautiful and so is the Guinness, couldn't care less if I tried