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by LeftfootlegendGooner
Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:47 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Chav ringpieces A Tue 21st KO 815pm
Replies: 273
Views: 4113

Re: Chav ringpieces A Tue 21st KO 815pm

Had enough of watching Arsenal, I swear mustafi does this shit deliberately because of the flack he gets. Wtf was Luiz doing though, the lanky chav *word censored* was going wide all the time and by the time he sorted his feet out he would have had a very hard chance especially with player on the li...
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Sat Jan 18, 2020 6:37 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Sheffield United|Home|PL|Saturday 18th January|3pm KO
Replies: 153
Views: 3528

Re: Sheffield United|Home|PL|Saturday 18th January|3pm KO

Just seen a replay of the pepe penalty incident and that is fuckin ridiculous not to give it. You will laugh as sami shit hypia is on the channel and although Andy gray and the host have said its astonishing they haven't given a pen, hypia the prick said it wasn't because "even if the defender hadn'...
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Sat Jan 18, 2020 5:14 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Sheffield United|Home|PL|Saturday 18th January|3pm KO
Replies: 153
Views: 3528

Re: Sheffield United|Home|PL|Saturday 18th January|3pm KO

Didn't watch it but reading the thread sounds like Mike fukin dean done us up like a kipper again. I don't get this whole var shit, surely if it's not a penalty then it's a dive and yellow card for simulation, or are they saying it's "nearly" a fuckin penalty in which case it's neither a dive nor a ...
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Sat Jan 18, 2020 2:23 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: other matches this weekend
Replies: 2896
Views: 114716

Re: other matches this weekend

Watford muppets missed a pen but that goal line clearance by the Watford sub was quality, it was literally about 5mm from getting those twats the win
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Thu Jan 16, 2020 5:25 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Palace (A) PL 11/01 @ 12:30
Replies: 259
Views: 4470

Re: Palace (A) PL 11/01 @ 12:30

I was going to watch this down the Old A with some mates tomorrow and I've just been told by the manager that the person schedules to cover emergencies from 8am to 4pm has just phoned in 'sick' that person(aka: GobshitCUNT) is a scouser..and gues what he's going to the scum game in London... I know...
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Wed Jan 15, 2020 3:49 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Sheffield United|Home|PL|Saturday 18th January|3pm KO
Replies: 153
Views: 3528

Re: Sheffield United|Home|PL|Saturday 18th January|3pm KO

Those 2 Liverpool full backs never get injured despite bombing around the place all the time, but we somehow end up having to play our third choice left and right backs (both of whom are actually midfielders) for the majority of the season :roll: Well we have recently bought a 70 year old RB that w...
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Mon Jan 13, 2020 4:53 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: KROENKE OUT / The Board / Staff etc (merged thread)
Replies: 682
Views: 44085

Re: KROENKE OUT / The Board / Staff etc (merged thread)

Aliko Dangote has admitted that he is planning to buy Arsenal Football Club. The Nigerian billionaire - the richest man in Africa - has made no secret of his desire to take over the north London club in the past and has made several statements about launching a future takeover bid in the past. And ...
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:31 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Dirty Leeds|Home|FA Cup|Monday 6th January|7.56pm KO
Replies: 228
Views: 4323

Re: Dirty Leeds|Home|FA Cup|Monday 6th January|7.56pm KO

Leeds Utd were a great team early 70s absolutely no doubt about that...could play any way you liked...had some quality players They were a strong team with talented players who could turn into nasty fuckers if needed. I wasn't doubting their quality but their trophy haul wasn't amazing considering ...
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Wed Dec 25, 2019 5:04 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2029
Views: 105447

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Christmas these days is a lot like having sex, the build up is great but when it finally comes, I regret spending all that money.
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Wed Dec 25, 2019 3:45 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2029
Views: 105447

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas.

She told me 'Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace'

So I bought her nothing.
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Wed Dec 25, 2019 3:43 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2029
Views: 105447

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

I took my son to see Santa today, but as soon as he sat on his knee he started crying.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"It's this job mate, I fucking hate it."
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Wed Dec 25, 2019 3:40 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2029
Views: 105447

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair. "I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes." When the boy's haircut was comp...
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Tue Dec 24, 2019 6:10 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2029
Views: 105447

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

I work all year 6 days a week so the kids can have a brilliant Christmas, all the presents they want,

and who gets all the credit?..that fat *word censored* with the beard

my fault for marrying her I suppose!!
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Tue Dec 24, 2019 6:08 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2029
Views: 105447

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

At this time of the year it’s difficult to know what to say without offending someone. So I’ve checked with my legal adviser and on his advice I wish to say the following to all friends and colleagues. Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally consc...
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Tue Dec 24, 2019 6:04 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2029
Views: 105447

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

"Can you get some bleach, washing powder and some shake and vac while you're out?" My wife asked.

"Can you not wait until you’ve opened your presents tomorrow?" I replied

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