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by eboue's manhood
Wed Jan 19, 2011 4:32 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: JET off on loan
Replies: 52
Views: 5336

To be honest I think Eboue is a legend!!!

He always throws his shirt in the crowd, claps the away fans and puts in 100%....

Offered a 5 year contract and took it SHOWS COMMITMENT :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by eboue's manhood
Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:27 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: Fill ya cracka with Miss L Tow
Replies: 13
Views: 2762

i personally like to fill my crack with special resin from autoglass.

it waxes out all the hairs and clinkers...


...BUT. it does have a downside. it leaves nasty yellow patches for a day or two afterwards. somewhat like what happens to my underpants.
by eboue's manhood
Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:24 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread
Replies: 8488
Views: 1213242

787. Hlebby (I'm not going to explain why, if you don't get it then it's your own fault) :lol: :wink:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :?

I don't understand how/why you would nominate me Spuddy? I'm just trying to bring a little laughter to the dull and miserable lives of the forum members. :cry ...
by eboue's manhood
Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:18 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: WHO AM I????
Replies: 13
Views: 1728

WHO AM I????

i am a regular, but whoooo?

i've put up a list of ten of the most active forum members at this moment.

i may be on that list, i may not.

you may vote and if you are correct i will reveal all, in picture form.

somewhat similar to the character of the inspector in an inspector calls i am not who ...
by eboue's manhood
Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:53 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: the cup
Replies: 27
Views: 3857

id like to win the cup.

i could use it as a potty.
by eboue's manhood
Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:52 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Coupet
Replies: 20
Views: 2466

That's alright augie. Living 5 miles away from France gave me a slight advantage :wink:

how must it be for you?

A pain in the arse...

trust me it is no fun if you don't toast the baguettes beforehand.

also, try some onions. they add a bit of pain to the pleasure.

and then a striped shirt ...
by eboue's manhood
Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:49 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Chelsea Football Club Are Pathetic
Replies: 34
Views: 5747

i like the idea of chelsea with XXXXXXXXX

ive had it, now they do.

seems fair enough.


Editted by mod - that's a little too close to the bone mate.
by eboue's manhood
Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:47 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: EBOUE'S MANHOOD
Replies: 16
Views: 2660

:lol:


Welcome EM. You seem a tad eccentric so you should approach Wenger and ask him for a job. You'd fit in well with the first team squad !

please can i be the mascot.

i find it very nice in there.

all warm and humid

you cant see anything

or hear anyone

and you can pee where you want ...
by eboue's manhood
Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:46 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: THEO! WASTE OF MONEY????????
Replies: 188
Views: 19515

he just isnt very good with a football.

lets face it - ignore the cum being splashed on your chin.

he isnt that good.

but hes not a bad sub.

like bender.
by eboue's manhood
Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:44 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Time For Reality Mr Wenger
Replies: 24
Views: 3215

Re: Time For Reality Mr Wenger

brazilianGOONER wrote:
1962er wrote: Would Van Persie had made a difference? "Yes." Would we have still lost? "Yes."
wow, you guys have some psychic abilities that i can just envy. :D
i can see the future

it is bumpy, like a basketball

and purple

of course it is purple.
by eboue's manhood
Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:43 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Channel 4
Replies: 11
Views: 1146

North bank girl wrote:Its all about Alisher Usmanov
i agree

he is arguably the sexiest thing i have ever seen.
by eboue's manhood
Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:42 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: PM Issues
Replies: 15
Views: 1803

treygoony wrote:LOL IU4GN!!!
Oh shit, if they are still going through, the people I have been trying to PM must have gotten my messages 3/4 times O_O

But it's not in my sentbox, only my outbox
well then you haven't sent it, you just tried to, like a mobile phone.

what a silly thing to say...
by eboue's manhood
Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:12 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Channel 4
Replies: 11
Views: 1146

Dispatches investigates the elusive Russian oligarchs who have been trying to buy up our football teams, newspapers and car companies.
Reporter Antony Barnett examines the relationship between Russia's richest men and Britain's political elite. He discovers that members of the House of Lords are a ...
by eboue's manhood
Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:11 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Hang on.... Who's this.....
Replies: 76
Views: 5619

Andreybendtswalestongue wrote:It is me.

how ya doin


:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
not another fucking alter ego.

how childish.
by eboue's manhood
Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:10 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Hang on.... Who's this.....
Replies: 76
Views: 5619

can someone send me a pm so i can feel loved?