EBOUE'S MANHOOD

eboue's manhood · Post by **eboue's manhood** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:41 pm

i am surprised i do not get a welcome thread

so i have made my own

welcome me as you wish

money and sperm donations accepted.

eboue's manhood · Post by **eboue's manhood** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:46 pm

i feel unloved

if you do not start to welcome me i will begin posting pictures of myself.

i like them.

you might, you might not.

you are only cardboard cutouts in my mind.

RufusRoughcut · Post by **RufusRoughcut** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:49 pm

Welcome E.M.

Your slightly mad aint cha?

SamiS · Post by **SamiS** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:50 pm

eboue's manhood wrote:i feel unloved

if you do not start to welcome me i will begin posting pictures of myself.

i like them.

you might, you might not.

you are only cardboard cutouts in my mind.

post pictures
post pictures
post pictures
post pictures

eboue's manhood · Post by **eboue's manhood** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:51 pm

mad has many different meanings doesnt it

i am some but not others.

you seem to be a fan of "wacky racers".

i love that show.

i watch it every day when i get home from kindergarten.

a kindred soul at last.

RufusRoughcut · Post by **RufusRoughcut** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:53 pm

eboue's manhood wrote:mad has many different meanings doesnt it

i am some but not others.

you seem to be a fan of "wacky racers".

i love that show.

i watch it every day when i get home from kindergarten.

a kindred soul at last.

No, I hate it

SamiS · Post by **SamiS** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:53 pm

PICTURES ALREADY

spud"ys online n desperate for el wackdorado

eboue's manhood · Post by **eboue's manhood** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:58 pm

but with more of this

SamiS · Post by **SamiS** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:59 pm

more pictures of the second one
worthy of an almighty bash

eboue's manhood · Post by **eboue's manhood** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:00 pm

SamiS wrote:more pictures of the second one
worthy of an almighty bash

it isnt as easy as it sounds..

i needed a fucking gps.

eboue's manhood · Post by **eboue's manhood** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:48 pm

come on

my attention seeking is not yet fulfilled

i am like the character of happy from "death of a salesman".

treygoony · Post by **treygoony** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:48 pm

eboue's manhood · Post by **eboue's manhood** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:50 pm

thank you for your smile.

the last person to smile at me asked me for change.

i am sorry i dont have any.

now let go of my suit jacket.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:13 pm

Welcome EM. You seem a tad eccentric so you should approach Wenger and ask him for a job. You'd fit in well with the first team squad !

eboue's manhood · Post by **eboue's manhood** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:47 pm

Rob wrote:

Welcome EM. You seem a tad eccentric so you should approach Wenger and ask him for a job. You'd fit in well with the first team squad !

please can i be the mascot.

i find it very nice in there.

all warm and humid

you cant see anything

or hear anyone

and you can pee where you want and noone points at you.