Hope you guys are all doing well and staying safe. I must admit football has been the last thing on my mind ever since this all started Had some bad news earlier this week when a really close friend of the family passed away from the virus. I've known him since I was 11 - used to referee my footbal...

Don't log in too much these days,but I hope that all of you and all of your families and friends are doing well. I have heard that ITV are going to replay "Euro '96", in full instead of "Euro 2020" this summer. If that is the case,Baddiel and Skinner should re-release "Footballs Coming Home," and g...

Hi all. Plea for help. I am one of the self-employed who will not be getting any assistance from the Government because I am 'unfortunate' to have started Self-Employment in the last year. There is no reason for this. 2019/20 returns can be done in a couple of weeks to prove earnings. They are also...

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Coromavirus free man seeks coromavirus free woman with toilet paper.

Send pictures of toilet paper!

You may want to clarify not pre-used mate !

Is the shiny hard toilet paper allowed.

Prime Ministers Statement: https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000h2z6/prime-ministerial-statement-23032020 :cry: :? I fully accept the reasons behind this but I have no idea as a self employed Gardener whether I can go to work tomorrow .Essential work only ,what does that mean? . I know what yo...

Prime Ministers Statement: https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000h2z6/prime-ministerial-statement-23032020 :cry: :? I fully accept the reasons behind this but I have no idea as a self employed Gardener whether I can go to work tomorrow .Essential work only ,what does that mean? . Well my grass ...

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 23, 2020 8:58 pm

Prime Ministers Statement:


https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m ... t-23032020

I fully accept the reasons behind this but I have no idea as a self employed Gardener whether I can go to work tomorrow .Essential work only ,what does that mean? .

Parked in Tescos, out of the way and long way from the store entrance to make it easier to get out. Came back to find some scumbag had tried to break into the back of the van. People are dying and all these fuckers care about is thieving! Absolute filth! Sorry to hear that tux .I have had a couple ...

In these troubled times it was good to see some people are trying to keep their humour .On the back door of a van driving down the A180 today was a sign saying no toilet paper left in the van overnight.

Messiah on Netflix was good it made you think if someone like Dennis Bergkamp who people claimed was the 2nd Messiah really did turn up and how the Authorities would deal with it.Good twist in the story.

What is the feeling over in Ireland about one part of the island having stricter restrictions then the North?.People must be crossing over on a daily basis. It seems ludicrous on face value. There is division in Northern Ireland between the deputy First Minister and First Minister over the action t...

What is the feeling over in Ireland about one part of the island having stricter restrictions then the North?.People must be crossing over on a daily basis.

After all this piss taking I feel I need to tell the story again.It started off as a grey day when she walked in the surgery wearing baggy trousers .She told the receptionist that "my name is Micheal Caine and can you hurry up as I've got a plane to catch to Los Palmas at 7" .My son attracted to her...

My son told me a similar story yesterday of a women coming in to the doctors shouting that she had the virus ,madness. I agree that’s One Step Beyond ! Shut Up, sounds like she's an Embarrassment !! Not letting her near Our House. Not the house of fun anymore then?! She had Baggy Trousers on.

Arteta not the only one self isolating, I went to the doctors 2 days ago and someone presented themselves with coronavirius ffs, given I have a compromised immunity I wont be going anywhere for 2 weeks. No symptoms thankfully but , why don’t people think. With regards to Arteta hope he makes a spee...