As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
Apologies if this has been mentioned before but whenever somebody posts about Wenker's extra marital affair, I get this awful image of him bonking. It's not an image that I want but that picture of the old fraud in Speedos has never left my head !!
I try not to but my mind sees his scrawny little arse and his saggy ball bag, topped off by a tiny little hard-on. Mon petit handbrake as he probably calls it.
"Mon Cher - venez ici pour un right good seeing to avec mon petit handbrake. Uhh Uhh ooooooh. Je suis une leeetle beet lacking in penetration"
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:Apologies if this has been mentioned before but whenever somebody posts about Wenker's extra marital affair, I get this awful image of him bonking. It's not an image that I want but that picture of the old fraud in Speedos has never left my head !!
I try not to but my mind sees his scrawny little arse and his saggy ball bag, topped off by a tiny little hard-on. Mon petit handbrake as he probably calls it.
"Mon Cher - venez ici pour un right good seeing to avec mon petit handbrake. Uhh Uhh ooooooh. Je suis une leeetle beet lacking in penetration"
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:Apologies if this has been mentioned before but whenever somebody posts about Wenker's extra marital affair, I get this awful image of him bonking. It's not an image that I want but that picture of the old fraud in Speedos has never left my head !!
I try not to but my mind sees his scrawny little arse and his saggy ball bag, topped off by a tiny little hard-on. Mon petit handbrake as he probably calls it.
"Mon Cher - venez ici pour un right good seeing to avec mon petit handbrake. Uhh Uhh ooooooh. Je suis une leeetle beet lacking in penetration"
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:Apologies if this has been mentioned before but whenever somebody posts about Wenker's extra marital affair, I get this awful image of him bonking. It's not an image that I want but that picture of the old fraud in Speedos has never left my head !!
I try not to but my mind sees his scrawny little arse and his saggy ball bag, topped off by a tiny little hard-on. Mon petit handbrake as he probably calls it.
"Mon Cher - venez ici pour un right good seeing to avec mon petit handbrake. Uhh Uhh ooooooh. Je suis une leeetle beet lacking in penetration"
Does anybody else suffer from this affliction??
That story belongs in the problem pages of some trash newspaper. I can see the headline now. Dear Deirdre, I constantly dream about Arsene Wenger having sex. Deirdre says: Get help from a shrink, ASAP
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:Apologies if this has been mentioned before but whenever somebody posts about Wenker's extra marital affair, I get this awful image of him bonking. It's not an image that I want but that picture of the old fraud in Speedos has never left my head !!
I try not to but my mind sees his scrawny little arse and his saggy ball bag, topped off by a tiny little hard-on. Mon petit handbrake as he probably calls it.
"Mon Cher - venez ici pour un right good seeing to avec mon petit handbrake. Uhh Uhh ooooooh. Je suis une leeetle beet lacking in penetration"
Sure you've all seen this stat but it's hilarious:
Since 2013, Cristiano Ronaldo has scored more CL goals than Arsenal FC
This CL season alone, by the QF stage, Ronaldo has managed more CL goals than Theo Walcott has managed in TEN years of CL football
This CL season alone, at the mere QF stage, Ronaldo has scored more CL goals than any current Arsenal striker has ever managed in a whole domestic league season.
This CL season alone, Ronaldo has scored more CL goals than Giroud has managed in his entire European career.
Theo Walcott is currently costing Arsenal £726k per goal.
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:Apologies if this has been mentioned before but whenever somebody posts about Wenker's extra marital affair, I get this awful image of him bonking. It's not an image that I want but that picture of the old fraud in Speedos has never left my head !!
I try not to but my mind sees his scrawny little arse and his saggy ball bag, topped off by a tiny little hard-on. Mon petit handbrake as he probably calls it.
"Mon Cher - venez ici pour un right good seeing to avec mon petit handbrake. Uhh Uhh ooooooh. Je suis une leeetle beet lacking in penetration"
Ikechukwu1 wrote:Sure you've all seen this stat but it's hilarious:
Since 2013, Cristiano Ronaldo has scored more CL goals than Arsenal FC
This CL season alone, by the QF stage, Ronaldo has managed more CL goals than Theo Walcott has managed in TEN years of CL football
This CL season alone, at the mere QF stage, Ronaldo has scored more CL goals than any current Arsenal striker has ever managed in a whole domestic league season.
This CL season alone, Ronaldo has scored more CL goals than Giroud has managed in his entire European career.
Theo Walcott is currently costing Arsenal £726k per goal.
Isn't it odd how Andy Carroll suddenly doesn't look like Van Basten tonight eh? It's almost as if any team with a tactical setup can easily nullify him
BFG4 wrote:1-0 Athletico Madrid. What id give for Simeone to take over from our fraud.
When was the last time you heard Simeone bitch about "not being able to compete" with the 2 powerhouses? In fact he's on record as saying he relishes it.
It's so obvious that we should move heaven and earth to get him. It'll be hard to get him out of Atletico but it's possible.
Mind you forget his outstanding record does he have 30 years experience in making substitutions?
Ikechukwu1 wrote:Isn't it odd how Andy Carroll suddenly doesn't look like Van Basten tonight eh? It's almost as if any team with a tactical setup can easily nullify him
Not watching, but listening to it on the radio and yes, where was our defence?
