Arsenal v Palace H 16.00 Sunday 17th

[officepest]

No shots on target.

[OneBardGooner]

Has anyone scored yet?

I think it's 12-1 on 'expected goals'

Is that 'virtual' "Expected" goals or "Expected" 'Virtual' goals? - Orrrrr "Virtual" 'Misses' "Expected" to be Goals or "Expected" misses of 'Virtual' goals???

[wilko49er]

Riveting though this performance is, i'm going to get my 4 hourly lemsip

Edit. Just seen your post, send another one, quick.

Feel the same, I have man flu, and this shite isn't helping.

On he plus side, at least my sore throat isn't getting worse as there is no need to yell at the telly.

I've had the shits all day and had to take my daughter to a birthday party earlier. She wouldn't let me leave her, so I had to stay and make small talk with other parents whilst worrying about shitting myself. That still wasn't as bad as watching this nonsense.

No following through in front of kids, it's not good.

[casgooner]

Riveting though this performance is, i'm going to get my 4 hourly lemsip

Edit. Just seen your post, send another one, quick.

Feel the same, I have man flu, and this shite isn't helping.

On he plus side, at least my sore throat isn't getting worse as there is no need to yell at the telly.

I've had the shits all day and had to take my daughter to a birthday party earlier. She wouldn't let me leave her, so I had to stay and make small talk with other parents whilst worrying about shitting myself. That still wasn't as bad as watching this nonsense.

Still, we can at least laugh at our comedy attempts at converting our 'expected goals' tally into real goals. I've never seen so many air kicks and grass kicks. and tripping over their own toe nails.

[wilko49er]

Ozil expected goal just happened.

[casgooner]

Has anyone scored yet?

I think it's 12-1 on 'expected goals'

Is that 'virtual' "Expected" goals or "Expected" 'Virtual' goals? - Orrrrr "Virtual" 'Misses' "Expected" to be Goals or "Expected" misses of 'Virtual' goals???

Dunno, now you're confusing me.

[Gunner Rob]

probably the most boring half of football I have seen this season

[Henry Norris 1913]

what do you know, its the players' fault again!

thank fuck we don't pay someone 8m a year to take responsibility, that would be money down the drain- oh wait

edit: 1-0 sanchez

that was wenger's fault though

[OneBardGooner]

I think this is a typical wenger game lacking GTE...


Goals - Tactics - Excitement

[wilko49er]

Game looks "sold out" as usual GOOAALLLL!!!

[officepest]

Fuck. Me.

Sanchez with a header.

[casgooner]

Alexis sanchez baby

[OneBardGooner]

what do you know, its the players' fault again!

thank fuck we don't pay someone 8m a year to take responsibility, that would be money down the drain- oh wait

edit: 1-0 sanchez

that was wenger's fault though

Is that the drain that needs clearing - cos with this shyte on offer I'm your man! !

[hartson]

FFS

[wilko49er]

ALEXIS...