An open letter to all Man Utd â€œfansâ€

Eboue Can't Defend · Post by **Eboue Can't Defend** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:50 pm

Yeah, she can certainly get a lob on, or is that get a lob up?!!

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:03 pm

Nice one!

Whatever it is, I wouldn't mind that server going do....

Post by **gooner.ed** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:38 pm

Eboue Can't Defend wrote:
gooner.ed wrote: now to copy this (control plus a buttons, followed by control plus c buttons at the same time for the technophobes) as i don't want to type it again! (then hit contol plus v buttons if you do need to try again on a new reply)
gooner.ed, What the fudge ???????????

Bruv, appreciate the advice but couldn't make head or tale of it!! I know you normally press control C to copy and control V to paste. However, don't know what the control A is all about .

:

control plus a selects all the text, which you have to do to be able to copy it. still, when you get a luddite like me trying to make things simple... well trouble's in store. let's call it a lehmann's guide shall we

and as for the request for a superior server, by popular demand here is a luddite's attempt to post a picture of the requested miss ana ivanovic. let's see if this works...

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:38 pm

She's ace, and I am sure she would love the job. She would be a match for anything on this website, even if it breaks down

What the deuce no one served me with notification of new punditry to be had anyway we should go on and let ed improve the service in his own time.

thenorthwillriseagain · Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:00 am

sheplegend wrote:HI
first of all im a man u fan.born and bread. came across this web by pure chance.
have just read a handful of comments and find pretty amusing to say the least.
not onlt do we have the biggest fan base in the country but also the largest travels fans home and away.u southern shandy drinkers arm chair surporters dont surport ur team away from home just like chelski. just because all r fans dont come from manchester at least they go and watch them at there ground.u carnt even fill urs.ha ha ha.
there is a small few of u who know ur stuff on here but an awful lot of think cu@%ts who if they new there football and liked good football which both man u and arsenal produce then they wouldnt be talking the bollocks that i have just been reading.
if any1 would like to talk un-bollocks give me a shout

What a *word censored*. i find it hard to defend these people nigh impossible actually
man u? its united twat
chelski? for fuck sake
just because ALL(prick) OUR fans dont come from manchester we are proud of our mancunian heritage and generally you are the kind of "supporter" i hate
and learn to spellcheck

FFS he is a shame to manchester united fans and please do not generalise all of us upon this sort of twat.

thenorthwillriseagain · Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:04 am

thenorthwillriseagain wrote:
sheplegend wrote:HI
first of all im a man u fan.born and bread. came across this web by pure chance.
have just read a handful of comments and find pretty amusing to say the least.
not onlt do we have the biggest fan base in the country but also the largest travels fans home and away.u southern shandy drinkers arm chair surporters dont surport ur team away from home just like chelski. just because all r fans dont come from manchester at least they go and watch them at there ground.u carnt even fill urs.ha ha ha.
there is a small few of u who know ur stuff on here but an awful lot of think cu@%ts who if they new there football and liked good football which both man u and arsenal produce then they wouldnt be talking the bollocks that i have just been reading.
if any1 would like to talk un-bollocks give me a shout

What a *word censored*. i find it hard to defend these people nigh impossible actually
man u? its united twat
chelski? for fuck sake
just because ALL(prick) OUR fans dont come from manchester we are proud of our mancunian heritage and generally you are the kind of "supporter" i hate
and learn to spellcheck

FFS he is a shame to manchester united fans and please do not generalise all of us upon this sort of twat.

yeah the shandy stuff was a bit lame . smirnoff black man myself
just reading the shite some people write is beyond me sometimes.
have some good friends who r arsenal fans and take 2 old trafford when we r playing together and always hav a good piss up.
i can sense that alot of these guys never go the game and probaly never go some1 elses ground mayb cause there shit bags and handle the banter
roll on next season :
and now hes your best mate. what a prick

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:34 am

gooner.ed wrote:
Eboue Can't Defend wrote:
gooner.ed wrote: now to copy this (control plus a buttons, followed by control plus c buttons at the same time for the technophobes) as i don't want to type it again! (then hit contol plus v buttons if you do need to try again on a new reply)
gooner.ed, What the fudge ???????????

Bruv, appreciate the advice but couldn't make head or tale of it!! I know you normally press control C to copy and control V to paste. However, don't know what the control A is all about .

:
control plus a selects all the text, which you have to do to be able to copy it. still, when you get a luddite like me trying to make things simple... well trouble's in store. let's call it a lehmann's guide shall we

and as for the request for a superior server, by popular demand here is a luddite's attempt to post a picture of the requested miss ana ivanovic. let's see if this works...

gooner.ed

Bllody typical! Not only does the picture of the lovely Ms Ivanovic not appear, but UFG post on the next page and we have to stare at Perry's mug (ok, I grant you, one for the ladies

)

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:00 am

U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:
She's ace, and I am sure she would love the job. She would be a match for anything on this website, even if it breaks down
What the deuce no one served me with notification of new punditry to be had anyway we should go on and let ed improve the service in his own time.

Maybe its not the server, perhaps we should be blaming the net for the slow speed. I don't know how far we can take this, because the point at which you cross the line into stupidity is a difficult one to judge.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:14 am

thenorthwillriseagain wrote:What a *word censored*. i find it hard to defend these people nigh impossible actually
man u? its united twat
chelski? for fuck sake
just because ALL(prick) OUR fans dont come from manchester we are proud of our mancunian heritage and generally you are the kind of "supporter" i hate
and learn to spellcheck

FFS he is a shame to manchester united fans and please do not generalise all of us upon this sort of twat.

Nah, we "generalised" you all based on every single one of you that came on here...

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:10 am

ive just read the post about your meet on the plane with a manc..
Classic!! a thouroughly good read

Post by **gooner.ed** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:01 am

Galasso wrote: Bllody typical! Not only does the picture of the lovely Ms Ivanovic not appear, but UFG post on the next page and we have to stare at Perry's mug (ok, I grant you, one for the ladies )

well it was working on the laptop i was using last night. but i have no idea why it did not relay to the world.

anyhow firstly here is a link to the image in case it fails again...

http://www.theidealgirl.com/ana-ivanovi ... novic8.jpg

and secondly, a final attempt to post the pic here.

(alt+p)[/img]

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:18 am

Cheers, gooner.ed. Double-faulted the picture but an ace with the link

I think I would prefer we signed her than some of the c**ts we've been linked with...

Eboue Can't Defend · Post by **Eboue Can't Defend** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:22 am

Now we know the online gooner needs a new server because even gooner.ed is sending in double-posts!!

Sort it out lads!!

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:22 am

Galasso wrote:
U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:
She's ace, and I am sure she would love the job. She would be a match for anything on this website, even if it breaks down
What the deuce no one served me with notification of new punditry to be had anyway we should go on and let ed improve the service in his own time.

Maybe its not the server, perhaps we should be blaming the net for the slow speed. I don't know how far we can take this, because the point at which you cross the line into stupidity is a difficult one to judge.

well we don't want to make too much of a racket over this but at the moment things couldn't be serena but then again we may need to court some more people to get involved in the tennis puns, or should we stop lest there be accusations that we cannot be serious after all we don't want a volley of criticism like that, although with some of the witty people around here i might also expect a couple of backhanded compliments.

Eboue Can't Defend · Post by **Eboue Can't Defend** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:35 am

I have to admit I'm not much of a tennis fan any longer (not since McEnroe retired) so I will probably struggle to keep up with you two.

The slow speed of this bloody server doesn't help because just as I think of something, someone else beats me to it!! Maybe I should send my posts by Federer Express?

As for that Ivanovic bird, I want to Murray her!!

She certainly makes my Roddick excited whenever I see her (get Henin there!!

).

Does anyone know if Ms Ivanovic Haas a boyfriend? Maybe I could wooh her with a box of Ferrero Roche chocolates?