The ''no one is coming'' Transfer Thread

[Nos89]

Why are people going mental and being offended by Vardy staying with the current league champions?
It wouldn't surprise me if these same people getting offended were saying at the start of the rumour he's a one season wonder and won't fit our style of play.
Get a grip Gooners.
It's good he's made his mind up. We can go after another target whoever that may be.

[Redarmy]

Rumours about Lukaku now, ffs hope this isn't true, would have preferred steptoe.

No fucking idea why he's so highly rated, averages 1 good game in 3 and is a big lumbering oaf, and we already have one of those.

Can you imagine if we hadn't signed Xhaka so early? Meltdown.

with you on this one...can do a lot better than this guy....lumbering and looks lazy to me

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

The EU ain't coming

[TeeCee]

Bang goes a new striker and CB, now the Euro is so strong against the pound Wonga won't be spending ANYTHING!

[DB10GOONER]

Rumours about Lukaku now, ffs hope this isn't true, would have preferred steptoe.

No fucking idea why he's so highly rated, averages 1 good game in 3 and is a big lumbering oaf, and we already have one of those.

Can you imagine if we hadn't signed Xhaka so early? Meltdown.

Lukaku is just a shitter version of Giroud. Lazier, less mobile, worse touch, scores roughly the same limited amount of goals and doesn't have Giroud's ability to link the play.

Jesus wept, if we are being linked with him, I give the fuck up.

[OneBardGooner]

Rumours about Lukaku now, ffs hope this isn't true, would have preferred steptoe.

No fucking idea why he's so highly rated, averages 1 good game in 3 and is a big lumbering oaf, and we already have one of those.

Can you imagine if we hadn't signed Xhaka so early? Meltdown.

Lukaku is just a shitter version of Giroud. Lazier, less mobile, worse touch, scores roughly the same limited amount of goals and doesn't have Giroud's ability to link the play.

Jesus wept, if we are being linked with him, I give the fuck up.

Izzit coz he iz black??

[DB10GOONER]

Rumours about Lukaku now, ffs hope this isn't true, would have preferred steptoe.

No fucking idea why he's so highly rated, averages 1 good game in 3 and is a big lumbering oaf, and we already have one of those.

Can you imagine if we hadn't signed Xhaka so early? Meltdown.

Lukaku is just a shitter version of Giroud. Lazier, less mobile, worse touch, scores roughly the same limited amount of goals and doesn't have Giroud's ability to link the play.

Jesus wept, if we are being linked with him, I give the fuck up.

Izzit coz he iz black??

Nope. It iz coz he is shit. Init, bruv.

[Redarmy]

Rumours about Lukaku now, ffs hope this isn't true, would have preferred steptoe.

No fucking idea why he's so highly rated, averages 1 good game in 3 and is a big lumbering oaf, and we already have one of those.

Can you imagine if we hadn't signed Xhaka so early? Meltdown.

Lukaku is just a shitter version of Giroud. Lazier, less mobile, worse touch, scores roughly the same limited amount of goals and doesn't have Giroud's ability to link the play.

Jesus wept, if we are being linked with him, I give the fuck up.

Izzit coz he iz black??

yes like Ian Wright and Henry 2 of the best players i have ever seen at Arsenal

[DB10GOONER]

Ian Wright Wright Wright!! Ian Wright Wright Wright!! Ian Wright Wright Wright!!

One of the greatest most natural finishers I've ever had the privilege to see.

What I'd give for a striker like him now.

Ian Wright Wright Wright!!

[postmanPat91]

The £ is at it's lowest exchange rate for over 30 years - another addition to Wenger's encyclopedia of excuses

"Our spending power iz somewhat jaded... no value in ze markit"

[Redarmy]

Ian Wright Wright Wright!! Ian Wright Wright Wright!! Ian Wright Wright Wright!!

One of the greatest most natural finishers I've ever had the privilege to see.

What I'd give for a striker like him now.

Ian Wright Wright Wright!!

yes mate...agreed

[Redarmy]

The £ is at it's lowest exchange rate for over 30 years - another addition to Wenger's encyclopedia of excuses

"Our spending power iz somewhat jaded... no value in ze markit"

That is a creepy photo.....think worse than his beach showing

[Redarmy]

Sado Mane on his way to Liverpool while Wenger sits on his arse counting his money

[begeegs]

Rumours about Lukaku now, ffs hope this isn't true, would have preferred steptoe.

No fucking idea why he's so highly rated, averages 1 good game in 3 and is a big lumbering oaf, and we already have one of those.

Can you imagine if we hadn't signed Xhaka so early? Meltdown.

He isn't the finished article yet and he is someone who will actually use his frame in an aggressive manner. He's also better with the ball at his feet than Giroud and faster and can play on his own in our plodding formation. I think that he'd fit much better than Vardy.

That being said, he ain't coming...

[northbank123]

Lukaku is not the complete striker we need but don't agree that he's worse than Giroud, not by any means.

Everton signed him for best part of 30m and won't sell on without a profit.