The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

[OneBardGooner]

*word censored* = cristiano ronaldo (who takes it up the dirt pipe but pretends he doesn't) diving, smug horrible *word censored* .

I hope he gets his legs broken this coming season.

[armchair]

Tony Blair

Dont think I need to say any more.

[Rugby Gooner]

Tony Blair

Dont think I need to say any more.

His "apology" speech yesterday was like a voice trembling Groundhog Day performance of his Lady Diana "Princess of Hearts" offering.
Who was it that said, "Sincerity, once you can fake that, you have got it made."

[DB10GOONER]

Hey guys - just want you to know that the whole issue around US police shooting black men has been resolved; Beyonce addressed it at her concert last night and dedicated a "song" to the victims. If only the Kardashians could do something similar now I'd feel we could put the whole sorry affair behind us.




Fucking.
Talentless.
Cúnt.

[storrmin571]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-sout ... s-36746429 this bloke, 12 years - not long enough

[Rugby Gooner]

Hey guys - just want you to know that the whole issue around US police shooting black men has been resolved; Beyonce addressed it at her concert last night and dedicated a "song" to the victims. If only the Kardashians could do something similar now I'd feel we could put the whole sorry affair behind us.




Fucking.
Talentless.
Cúnt.

Maybe the Kardashians could volunteer to be "human shields" in Black communites in America.
Seriously though,I watched the uncensored version of the Philando Castile shooting earlier,and I haven't been saddened,or made more angry by something for a long time.
His girlfriend deserves universal respect for the way she remained calm in the face of devestation,had the savvy to record it all,and verbally challenge the policeman for his actions as well as protecting her young child,(who incidently in HER attempts to sooth her mother was wise beyond her years).
The only person who appeared to me to be out of control,pumped on adrenaline,and hysterical was the policeman who fired the shots.
I would like to express my condolences to Philando,his family,his girlfriend and the child.
The ordinary people of the "White community" would like to stand shoulder to shoulder with our brothers and sisters in the "Black communities" who are suffering these atrocities.

[Bradywasking]

Hey guys - just want you to know that the whole issue around US police shooting black men has been resolved; Beyonce addressed it at her concert last night and dedicated a "song" to the victims. If only the Kardashians could do something similar now I'd feel we could put the whole sorry affair behind us.




Fucking.
Talentless.
Cúnt.

She is playing in Dublin tonight so expect Social Media to be full of love for her and her "respect" to the victims.. "Taughts (sic) and prayers with the victims xxx" type of bullshite..
Reading on today's paper that all crew working on her concert must wear cotton to protect her from allergies.. Fuck Sake..

[GranadaJoe]

PAKISTAN.

I've just read that the pakistaní government might finally pass a law outlawing 'honour killings'. Though it's not certain they will.

I thought it must be a joke. Surely murder is outlawed!

It turns out that murder is a crime, but that family members can pardon the killer. So if a brother kills his sister, his father can pardon him!!!!!

These people are fucking barbarians. Over 500 girls are killed every year in this way.

And God forbid (pun intended) that you believe in the 'wrong' form of Islam or don't believe at all. You're going to get killed as well.

Or if you're gay, or even a bit effeminate.

I'm convinced that in a thousand years people will look back on the 20th and 21st centuries in the same way as we view the Dark ages.

[DB10GOONER]

PAKISTAN.

I've just read that the pakistaní government might finally pass a law outlawing 'honour killings'. Though it's not certain they will.

I thought it must be a joke. Surely murder is outlawed!

It turns out that murder is a crime, but that family members can pardon the killer. So if a brother kills his sister, his father can pardon him!!!!!

These people are fucking barbarians. Over 500 girls are killed every year in this way.

And God forbid (pun intended) that you believe in the 'wrong' form of Islam or don't believe at all. You're going to get killed as well.

Or if you're gay, or even a bit effeminate.

I'm convinced that in a thousand years people will look back on the 20th and 21st centuries in the same way as we view the Dark ages.

Islam is about 600 years younger than Christianity, and many sects of Islam are basically where Christianity (particularly Catholicism) was 500-600 years ago; deep intolerance and a genocidal belief in converting non-believers.

The "honour" killing system is appalling. A girl can be murdered for being seen talking to a boy that her family don't approve of. As you say, her brother can kill her and her dad can forgive the brother. It's barbaric and Pakistan, Afghanistan, wherever, should be forced by the UN to outlaw it immediately.

[gp543]

Seanzi from Arsenal Manchester. Yet again. He's jacked the price of Leicester away tickets to 32 quid. Price-gouging to pay for his own travel and ticket for the umpteenth time. Bald, jacket-wearing cuuuuunt.

[DB10GOONER]

The 2 dirty bastards that tried to abduct an RAF guy at knife-point whilst he was out jogging. We all know how that was gonna end up. Thankfully RAF guy slapped the shit outa one of them and they bolted. This type of lone wolf terror attack, the attempt to abduct and publicly (or on video) behead armed services personnel, is real threat going forward.

[DB10GOONER]

Seanzi from Arsenal Manchester. Yet again. He's jacked the price of Leicester away tickets to 32 quid. Price-gouging to pay for his own travel and ticket for the umpteenth time. Bald, jacket-wearing cuuuuunt.

The tout cúnt.

[Rugby Gooner]

The 2 dirty bastards that tried to abduct an RAF guy at knife-point whilst he was out jogging. We all know how that was gonna end up. Thankfully RAF guy slapped the shit outa one of them and they bolted. This type of lone wolf terror attack, the attempt to abduct and publicly (or on video) behead armed services personnel, is real threat going forward.

Now,(ie;- 18.00 hrs 22/7), there are reports of a multiple shooting at a shopping centre in Munich.

[OneBardGooner]

Let's be honest the name that should be most oft cunted on this cunting thread is Arsene Wenger.

[augie]

Hey guys - just want you to know that the whole issue around US police shooting black men has been resolved; Beyonce addressed it at her concert last night and dedicated a "song" to the victims. If only the Kardashians could do something similar now I'd feel we could put the whole sorry affair behind us.




Fucking.
Talentless.
Cúnt.

Maybe the Kardashians could volunteer to be "human shields" in Black communites in America.
Seriously though,I watched the uncensored version of the Philando Castile shooting earlier,and I haven't been saddened,or made more angry by something for a long time.
His girlfriend deserves universal respect for the way she remained calm in the face of devestation,had the savvy to record it all,and verbally challenge the policeman for his actions as well as protecting her young child,(who incidently in HER attempts to sooth her mother was wise beyond her years).
The only person who appeared to me to be out of control,pumped on adrenaline,and hysterical was the policeman who fired the shots.
I would like to express my condolences to Philando,his family,his girlfriend and the child.
The ordinary people of the "White community" would like to stand shoulder to shoulder with our brothers and sisters in the "Black communities" who are suffering these atrocities.

For me something doesn't seem quite right about that - a girl whose boyfriend has just been shot dead in front of her and her child, and her first reaction is to start recording the aftermath ?? I know that we are in the midst of a social media wankathon, but that to me is ridiculous - surely any right minded person's first reaction would be to tend to her child ? I would compare it to the situation in England where that woman politician was shot dead by a brexit supporter - less than an hour later, this woman's husband is on social media thanking people for their support I mean wtf ?? Assuming that he loved his wife (dangerous assumption to make I know ), wouldn't you expect him to be in a total state of shock and grief ? Instead he is on facebook and twitter spouting bullshit appreciation

Surely I cant be the only one to have some concerns about the rush to judge the cops as guilty in every shooting in America ? I know that generally speaking people treat cops with suspicion and don't trust them, but surely there are some good cops like there are good people in every other profession ? People are buying into the story of the girlfriend saying that he was calmly telling the cops that he had a gun and was going to hand it over slowly to them...........how do we know if that is the truth or if he was reaching for the gun to start shooting ?
Of course the flip side of that is the legendary "blue wall" where cops back their own up regardless - we all know that there are several incidents in the past where the blue wall has shown itself, so automatically we are suspicious of any defence they put up