The ''no one is coming'' Transfer Thread

[DB10GOONER]

Have to say that, if we had addressed our striker and centre back issues, signing ter stegen for £15m-£20m would be a good bit of business - apparently he is gettable at that price and citeeh are going after him so that they can oust the over-rated shampoo model
Cech isn't a young man and, it has to be acknowledged, he hasn't been the overwhelming success we thought that he would be - signing a young quality keeper at that price makes bags of sense to me

TBH augie, given the, at times, utter shit that plays in front of him, I think Cech has done remarkably well. We are talking about a man that won the golden gloves playing behind a cowardly 3-legged giraffe and a French surrender monkey that are both prone to brain-farts at inopportune moments and who can only be replaced by a left back or an equally brain-fart-prone Brazilian whose passport I would be getting checked if I had my way.

Cech for me has been the best keeper at Arsenal since the idiot German that cost us the CL by being a fucking idiot.

The age thing I do accept. Cech will only get older and slower from here on in and we need a top young keeper. ter Stegen might be a good shot, although he looks a bit too much like Chesney for my liking....

Well that won't be happening. All over the news online that he will deffo be the Whore's starting number 1 next season.

[DB10GOONER]

"Arsenal are ready to bid...."

Stopped reading. I'm not sitting up and taking notice till I see an offer had been submitted and even then I'll assume it's derisory or we'll fuck up personal negotiations

I don't believe anything until I see them in the jersey. And then I double check to make sure it's not just for someone's testimonial.

[OneBardGooner]

How are we ever to trust the like sof wenger and Dick Law to deal in the transfer market with any Honesty, Aplomb and any Sense of reality - These are the 2 baffoons who actually had the temerity and utter ineptitude to make an offer of £50 million + £1 to another Prem League club (admittedly a bunch of gob shyte robbing ceeeunts) - Anyone with any grasp of reality and the way that transfers are conducted would know that you do not enter into a bargaining proposal by insulting those you are trying to buy a product (player) from.

On that occasion Wenger clearly demonstrated just how fuckking Clueless he really is...If there were any doubts or resevations before, they were cast aside when that happened...And AND even after that there were all the fuckking AKB Idiots still showing him their support and loyalty....The *word censored* should have been chased out of town and made to go into hiding forever.

[Henry Norris 1913]

"Arsenal are ready to bid...."

Stopped reading. I'm not sitting up and taking notice till I see an offer had been submitted and even then I'll assume it's derisory or we'll fuck up personal negotiations

I don't believe anything until I see them in the jersey. And then I double check to make sure it's not just for someone's testimonial.

or they might fail the medical-

wait- what medical?

[greengooner]

"Arsenal are ready to bid...."

Stopped reading. I'm not sitting up and taking notice till I see an offer had been submitted and even then I'll assume it's derisory or we'll fuck up personal negotiations

I don't believe anything until I see them in the jersey. And then I double check to make sure it's not just for someone's testimonial.

or they might fail the medical-



wait- what medical?

, kalstroms medical, OK Kim you can stand up now...Kim.....KIM, fook I think he's dead, OK hang on its not that bad he's only got a broken back, is that a fail or a pass?

[Redarmy]

What striker will we sign??? they won't get Morata, Higuain probably can add Lukaku and Lacrazette to that as well.......

Can you believe they are in this position, with 4 weeks to go to start of season....yes its quite amusing

Wenger unaccountable untouchable to his legions of fans....

If he had signed the right players we would have had at least 2 Premiership titles extra

[MrT]

Juventus are in for Higuain now. They'll get the money from the Pogba sale.

HIGUAIN ISN'T COMING!

[rodders999]

The game ate another little bit of itself today - Liverpool flogged Jordan Ibe to Bournmouth for 15 million quid.

15 MILLION QUID FOR JORDAN FUCKING IBE.

Jesus fucking wept it can't be long more now before the whole thing consumes itself in one giant shit ball.

[Nos89]

The game ate another little bit of itself today - Liverpool flogged Jordan Ibe to Bournmouth for 15 million quid.

15 MILLION QUID FOR JORDAN FUCKING IBE.

Jesus fucking wept it can't be long more now before the whole thing consumes itself in one giant shit ball.

Liverpool are trying to recuperate their money for Jamie Redknapp that's why its so much.

[g88ner]

Given we're still scratching around for a striker, the summer of 2013 really does look like the biggest of fuck ups for Wenger.

As if selling RVP to United in 2012 wasn't bad enough, in the summer of 2013 - desperate for a striker - we looked as Aubameyang before deciding not to challenge Dortmund for his signing... we clearly came very close to signing Higuain before pulling the plug on the deal and allowing Napoli to signing him... and then, with encouragement from his agents, made a bid for Suarez before deciding not to follow it up.

So basically we dithered around indecisively and missed out on 3 strikers who went on to become amongst the best in the world over the next 3 years and instead decided to stick with giroud and Theo, as well as spend our money on "top quality" strikers like Podolski, Welbeck and Sanogo instead!

Fucking mental

Add to that our inability to find a top class centre back or centre midfielder in that time to improve our spine and you're left wondering what the fuck dithering old Wenger and his cakle of incompetent scouts have been playing at in recent years?!

[DB10GOONER]

"Arsenal are ready to bid...."

Stopped reading. I'm not sitting up and taking notice till I see an offer had been submitted and even then I'll assume it's derisory or we'll fuck up personal negotiations

I don't believe anything until I see them in the jersey. And then I double check to make sure it's not just for someone's testimonial.

or they might fail the medical-



wait- what medical?

, kalstroms medical, OK Kim you can stand up now...Kim.....KIM, fook I think he's dead, OK hang on its not that bad he's only got a broken back, is that a fail or a pass?

[DB10GOONER]

The game ate another little bit of itself today - Liverpool flogged Jordan Ibe to Bournmouth for 15 million quid.

15 MILLION QUID FOR JORDAN FUCKING IBE.

Jesus fucking wept it can't be long more now before the whole thing consumes itself in one giant shit ball.

Liverpool are trying to recuperate their money for Jamie Redknapp that's why its so much.

[DB10GOONER]

The game ate another little bit of itself today - Liverpool flogged Jordan Ibe to Bournmouth for 15 million quid.

15 MILLION QUID FOR JORDAN FUCKING IBE.

Jesus fucking wept it can't be long more now before the whole thing consumes itself in one giant shit ball.

[Herd]

Gonzo (Higauin) isnt coming ,apparantly Wenger decided we have enough Muppets as it is !¬

[DB10GOONER]

The game ate another little bit of itself today - Liverpool flogged Jordan Ibe to Bournmouth for 15 million quid.

15 MILLION QUID FOR JORDAN FUCKING IBE.

Jesus fucking wept it can't be long more now before the whole thing consumes itself in one giant shit ball.

I still cannot get over this. It is insane. Are we sure it is Jordan Ibe????

A. What the hell are B'Mouth thinking?

B. Were the Victims not pontificating only last season that Ibe would be one of the backbones of the new "Liverpool dynasty" to come?

C. What the fuck is going on? Is it the End Times or something? Will the Rapture now make all the decent people disappear?? (Off here only g88ner will be gone).