The ''no one is coming'' Transfer Thread

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rodders999 wrote:The game ate another little bit of itself today - Liverpool flogged Jordan Ibe to Bournmouth for 15 million quid.

15 MILLION QUID FOR JORDAN FUCKING IBE.

Jesus fucking wept it can't be long more now before the whole thing consumes itself in one giant shit ball.
It's not a shit ball, Rodders. To quote Mr Lahey from the wonderful Trailer Park Boys, it is a shit-storm developing into a shit-tornado! :lol:





JORDAN IBE???!!! SERIOUSLY????!!!! :shock: :shock:

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Higauin and Draxler a no go. Wenger really is a joke.

Have to say I'm looking forward to seeing the twat squirm this season and glad he's not signing anyone because he's leaving the squad in a right mess already for the next manager

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DB10GOONER wrote:
rodders999 wrote:The game ate another little bit of itself today - Liverpool flogged Jordan Ibe to Bournmouth for 15 million quid.

15 MILLION QUID FOR JORDAN FUCKING IBE.

Jesus fucking wept it can't be long more now before the whole thing consumes itself in one giant shit ball.
It's not a shit ball, Rodders. To quote Mr Lahey from the wonderful Trailer Park Boys, it is a shit-storm developing into a shit-tornado! :lol:





JORDAN IBE???!!! SERIOUSLY????!!!! :shock: :shock:

Maybe now's not the best time to mention that Graziano Pellè (the Italian Giroud) is off to China to earn £260,000 a week :shock:

The apocalypse is almost upon us :barscarf:

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g88ner wrote:Given we're still scratching around for a striker, the summer of 2013 really does look like the biggest of fuck ups for Wenger.

As if selling RVP to United in 2012 wasn't bad enough, in the summer of 2013 - desperate for a striker - we looked as Aubameyang before deciding not to challenge Dortmund for his signing... we clearly came very close to signing Higuain before pulling the plug on the deal and allowing Napoli to signing him... and then, with encouragement from his agents, made a bid for Suarez before deciding not to follow it up.

So basically we dithered around indecisively and missed out on 3 strikers who went on to become amongst the best in the world over the next 3 years and instead decided to stick with giroud and Theo, as well as spend our money on "top quality" strikers like Podolski, Welbeck and Sanogo instead! :shock: :o

Fucking mental :|

Add to that our inability to find a top class centre back or centre midfielder in that time to improve our spine and you're left wondering what the fuck dithering old Wenger and his cakle of incompetent scouts have been playing at in recent years?! :roll:
Not sure the scouts can shoulder any of the blame - they can only watch, compile a dossier and highly recommend signing the player.......after that it's in the incompetent, dithering hands of Wenker :banghead: :banghead:

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IW8Goalmachine wrote:Higauin and Draxler a no go. Wenger really is a joke.

Have to say I'm looking forward to seeing the twat squirm this season and glad he's not signing anyone because he's leaving the squad in a right mess already for the next manager



And am just waiting for next season's fans civil war to kick off as thousands of braindead w*nkers get aggressive against people who question their god as they invent a new series of excuses to explain why he has yet again balls'd up a transfer window :roll:
I don't for one second think that we are finished buying, but if any of you think that we will be buying proven quality, then I suggest you book yourselves into the nearest nuthouse

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rodders999 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
rodders999 wrote:The game ate another little bit of itself today - Liverpool flogged Jordan Ibe to Bournmouth for 15 million quid.

15 MILLION QUID FOR JORDAN FUCKING IBE.

Jesus fucking wept it can't be long more now before the whole thing consumes itself in one giant shit ball.
It's not a shit ball, Rodders. To quote Mr Lahey from the wonderful Trailer Park Boys, it is a shit-storm developing into a shit-tornado! :lol:





JORDAN IBE???!!! SERIOUSLY????!!!! :shock: :shock:

Maybe now's not the best time to mention that Graziano Pellè (the Italian Giroud) is off to China to earn £260,000 a week :shock:

The apocalypse is almost upon us :barscarf:
Somewhere out there is a bewildered Chinese club owner saying to his staff;

"Huh? What the fuck? Are you sure Barcelona FC is not based in Southampton??!" :D :wink:

But seriously, what an absolute mercenary fuck Pellé is. How much money do these cúnts need?? :roll:

I wonder.... could we get Theo a few Mandarin lessons...? :rubchin:

:D :wink:

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Football(The Prem) is like an injured animal being circled by all the vultures - And now with even more money coming into it's pockets this season from te new TV & Media & Merchandising Deals Agents, Players, managers, etc etc etc are circling waiting to rip it to bits to get their share while we fans are left watching on as the game ( & club / team) we love are being utterly destroyed - all for the sake of 'Money'. :cry:

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I've just read that Jon Toral is going on a season-long loan to Granada.

I've never seen him play, but I hope he can do well for my local team.

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OneBardGooner wrote:Football(The Prem) is like an injured animal being circled by all the vultures - And now with even more money coming into it's pockets this season from te new TV & Media & Merchandising Deals Agents, Players, managers, etc etc etc are circling waiting to rip it to bits to get their share while we fans are left watching on as the game ( & club / team) we love are being utterly destroyed - all for the sake of 'Money'. :cry:
29 year old women let 72year old men shag them for money rock on mike you fucking perv

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Brightonnxtround wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:Football(The Prem) is like an injured animal being circled by all the vultures - And now with even more money coming into it's pockets this season from te new TV & Media & Merchandising Deals Agents, Players, managers, etc etc etc are circling waiting to rip it to bits to get their share while we fans are left watching on as the game ( & club / team) we love are being utterly destroyed - all for the sake of 'Money'. :cry:
29 year old women let 72year old men shag them for money rock on mike you fucking perv
I think you will find Jaggero's cock probably has more mental capacity than poor old Jaggero himself! :lol:

And seriously, any 29 year old that let's a 72 year old blow his bean (singular most likely) up her gowk is a true money chasing slag. :censored:

#justsaying

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Brightonnxtround wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:Football(The Prem) is like an injured animal being circled by all the vultures - And now with even more money coming into it's pockets this season from te new TV & Media & Merchandising Deals Agents, Players, managers, etc etc etc are circling waiting to rip it to bits to get their share while we fans are left watching on as the game ( & club / team) we love are being utterly destroyed - all for the sake of 'Money'. :cry:
29 year old women let 72year old men shag them for money rock on mike you fucking perv
I think you will find Jaggero's cock probably has more mental capacity than poor old Jaggero himself! :lol:

And seriously, any 29 year old that let's a 72 year old blow his bean (singular most likely) up her gowk is a true money chasing slag. :censored:

#justsaying

:D :wink:
100% with you there db :D

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To be fair, if I get to 72 and am still emptying my bag into some hot 29 year olds burger, I'll have considered my life somewhat of a success 8)

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rodders999 wrote:To be fair, if I get to 72 and am still emptying my bag into some Kleenex, I'll have considered my life somewhat of a success 8)
We know what you meant. :D :wink:

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rodders999 wrote:To be fair, if I get to 72 and am still emptying my bag into some hot 29 year olds burger, I'll have considered my life somewhat of a success 8)
Go to Thailand and you wont have to bother with an old hag of 29 !

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Kante moving to Chavs £32m :x

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