THE WENGER THREAD

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DB10GOONER wrote:
rodders999 wrote:
Gunner Rob wrote:
rodders999 wrote::lol: :lol:

Gives me an idea for this season!

As well as the regular match day threads we always have there should also be an "Alternative To The Match Thread" so people can say what they are doing to avoid the mind numbing, groundhog day, car crash season that's to come.

Wasn't there someone on about unblocking their drain last season :lol: (that wasn't a euphemism I presume 8) )
this could become more popular than the match day thread :lol:
Well already you've got silus at an air show, augie getting pissed up in Salou...... I might even have a go on porn hub for a bit. :wink:

The fringe thread is where it's going to be at until Le Fartpipe F's off :barscarf:
Set it up Rodders - I'll make it a sticky. (oo-er, missus!) :wink:
:lol:

I'm not falling for that one again, as soon as I start a thread like that you'll be all over it with your AWOOGA vanity thread klaxon taking the piss 8)

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Can we get the new thread Kleenex as it's sponsor.

:rubchin:

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rodders999 wrote::lol: :lol:

Gives me an idea for this season!

As well as the regular match day threads we always have there should also be an "Alternative To The Match Thread" so people can say what they are doing to avoid the mind numbing, groundhog day, car crash season that's to come.

Wasn't there someone on about unblocking their drain last season :lol: (that wasn't a euphemism I presume 8) )
Just dragged myself to the Arse.com website to look at the fixtures

I'll make myself available for anyone to do DIY services on the 24 September or 19 November when we have the annual tummy tickling sessions against Chavski and ManUre at OT. I'm also available for drain unblocking or shit shovelling on 13 May when our limpdicks head up to Stoke

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Guess who is back for his annual raping of our back 4 ?

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/ ... ce-arsenal

Yes folks, Didier dogbreath is licking his chops as we speak at the prospect of throwing our defenders around like rag dolls as he has done so many times in the past :roll: :oops: :oops:

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another nearly signing...

Wenger
"In 2012 I was very close to signing Paul Pogba, but a little late and he agreed with FC Juventus." :lol: :lol:

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A bloke on Twitter just said if Wenger goes he will stop supporting Arsenal

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"Arsenal's new Japanese signing, striker Takuma Asano, 21, cried before his final J-League match with his current club Sanfrecce Hiroshima. (Metro)"

Only because he realised his mistake too late....


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"Monday's Sun front page leads with Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho being burgled"

Welcome to mancland -- They deserve one another - Police seem to think it was an elderly french bloke - as the medals cabinet was the only thing touched and a CL medal was missing.

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OneBardGooner wrote:"Arsenal's new Japanese signing, striker Takuma Asano, 21, cried before his final J-League match with his current club Sanfrecce Hiroshima. (Metro)"

Only because he realised his mistake too late....


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"Monday's Sun front page leads with Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho being burgled"

Welcome to mancland -- They deserve one another - Police seem to think it was an elderly french bloke - as the medals cabinet was the only thing touched and a CL medal was missing.

Looking at the house its in Mayfair, or Kensington one of those big terrace jobs, around £10 million, nothing like that in Manchester.....you could buy Manchester for that

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rodders999 wrote::lol: :lol:

Gives me an idea for this season!

As well as the regular match day threads we always have there should also be an "Alternative To The Match Thread" so people can say what they are doing to avoid the mind numbing, groundhog day, car crash season that's to come.

Wasn't there someone on about unblocking their drain last season :lol: (that wasn't a euphemism I presume 8) )
:lol:

Yes mate and you'll be relieved (steady :shock: ) to hear the drain is running smoothly although I may well check it while we are being given the runaround by the bindippers :wink:

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Dippers at home I'll be in airport :barscarf: I remember a time when I organized trips holidays around our games so as to make sure I could always see us..not anymore 8)

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mcdowell42 wrote:A bloke on Twitter just said if Wenger goes he will stop supporting Arsenal
Good perhaps a few more AKBs will follow him when Wenger goes, mind you we might have to wait a few more years.

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mcdowell42 wrote:A bloke on Twitter just said if Wenger goes he will stop supporting Arsenal
:D :D :D :D :D

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rodders999 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
rodders999 wrote:
Gunner Rob wrote:
rodders999 wrote::lol: :lol:

Gives me an idea for this season!

As well as the regular match day threads we always have there should also be an "Alternative To The Match Thread" so people can say what they are doing to avoid the mind numbing, groundhog day, car crash season that's to come.

Wasn't there someone on about unblocking their drain last season :lol: (that wasn't a euphemism I presume 8) )
this could become more popular than the match day thread :lol:
Well already you've got silus at an air show, augie getting pissed up in Salou...... I might even have a go on porn hub for a bit. :wink:

The fringe thread is where it's going to be at until Le Fartpipe F's off :barscarf:
Set it up Rodders - I'll make it a sticky. (oo-er, missus!) :wink:
:lol:

I'm not falling for that one again, as soon as I start a thread like that you'll be all over it with your AWOOGA vanity thread klaxon taking the piss 8)
Damn. We have a crafty one here... :rubchin:

:lol: :wink:

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rodders999 wrote::lol: :lol:

Gives me an idea for this season!

As well as the regular match day threads we always have there should also be an "Alternative To The Match Thread" so people can say what they are doing to avoid the mind numbing, groundhog day, car crash season that's to come.

Wasn't there someone on about unblocking their drain last season :lol: (that wasn't a euphemism I presume 8) )
I did defrost my freezer instead of watching one match - cant for the life of me remember which inane, boring, repetitive sideways passing spectacle it was.

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Just asking, but if Rodders does get his thread off the ground and to be honest it sounds more interesting than the prospects of this seasons matches currently, do the Mods supply us with biohazard suits for safety and kleenex (other brands are available) to keep Rodders occupied? :ewwwww:

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