. We still managed to drag out the transfer to the point of when it was announced I was like did we not sign him last month.Leftback - Everything done on the cheap. Spend £6 million on Santos one year, £8 million on Monreal (while I do like him) the next - we'd have got Baines for both fees combined with maybe the wages paid to Fatstos while he literally ate himself silly picking up what most of us earn in a year in a week. Or else maybe just keep the best left back in the world that we had - by giving him the £5k a week extra he was promised. Yes folks we reneged on giving (while - yes he now is C.untley Cole) a £250,000 rise per year and yet we have seen the likes of Super Nic, Diaby, Rosicky, Eboue, Arteta, Denilson, Squillachi, Arshavin and plenty of others picking up wages for doing nowt because no-one else will take them off our hands coz they were being overpaid and ran down their contracts accordingly.
Centrebacks - Squiddy another given the precious Arsenal armband after five games, Photofit head Sylvestre, The Big German Vagina (who'll no doubt get the armband this year) examples of the cheap - trying to lowball Bolton twice for Cahill (while he is no McLintock, O'Leary, Adams, Bould, Keown, Campbell) he's certainly better than these other shites.
Rightback - Comedy Eboue nuff said
Tomorrow I'll do the midfielders and the fact that letting PV4 go has got to be the biggest fuck up in the history of all his fuck ups
