Donald Trump, Getdafuckoutahere! And take your pussymouth with you!

[nut flush gooner]

You just don't get it do you. Every war that has been raged in the Middle East has at worst been left with stalemate situation. The Russians who have far more Military might than the Americans got battered in the 80s in Afghanistan. They left with their tails between their legs.

No matter what type of war Trump wages, it will be exactly the same outcome as every other one for the last 30 years. Just because he's a lunatic it doesn't make any difference, unless he chooses to go nuclear and we all know what will happen then.

Sorry but you are absolutely incorrect in that statement. The Soviets only had more man power - their technology, equipment and tactics were years behind the USA, and the hiding they took in Afghanistan was one of the early causes for the Soviet Union's eventual collapse. It became very obvious to both the Soviets and the Americans that any conventional conflict would see the Soviets easily beaten, leaving only the concept of nuclear war and "MAD". The myth of the "fearful" Soviet military machine was exposed as an antiquated mess populated by demotivated draftees that weren't well fed or trained, often went underpaid and at times not paid, and had poor quality weapons systems and terrible tactics, strategy and chain of command structures.

You have to remember that initially the American military had great success in Afghanistan (mostly by utilisiing 12 man Special Forces A-Teams), wiping out thousands of Al Qaeda and Taliban fighters, retaking cities and ultimately the country. They had basically won the war. The problem was that the Bush administration opened up a second front too soon in Iraq and diverted too much "specialised" manpower, military support and hardware from Afghanistan. This led to the US military and government admin hastily setting up poor quality Afghani defence forces and local government admin that were not motivated to fight for a "greater" Afghanistan because of the tribal nature of that country.

Politically they lost the war, but militarily they won it - in the short term. Which often happens when unqualified politicians make military decisions.

Good post, and accurate.

We still have by far the most advanced military in the world, let's not pretend otherwise. Now imagine giving Donald fucking Trump the power of that military, with his temper of a 8 year old school boy who just had his ball taken away. Scary for anyone, including us sane Americans.


Thankfully Obama saved Hillary's ass at the Democratic Convention the other night and Hillary did a decent job trying to pull in the Bernie Sanders supporters. I don't like Hillary at all. But I will exercise my right to vote and give it to her simply because the other candidate would lead the world down a path that I don't think we need to go down.

Really, ok I'll take your word for it but your reply smacks of God bless America and we are the best, when your country is truly fucked with so many issues before you start looking at terrorism or the Middle East. If the western world hates Muslims they also despise the arrogance of the yanks. Obama was a shining light but it seems like you lot are heading into the abyss regardless of who you pick. It really is a case of picking the best of a bad duo.

Regardless, both the yanks and Russians arguably (note the use of the word) have the greatest military might in the world and both countries made a pigs ear out of wars in the Middle East, I also don't buy your story about Afghanistan. The yanks didn't fight those wars alone, they were part of a coalition. I think there's just a few excuses there, you where never going to defeat the taliban no matter how many of them you wiped out.

The second amendment has to be the most retarded piece of legislation that exists in the western world. It's a shame Obama couldn't do anything about this.

Who would have thought the online gooner would be invaded by yanks ehh, but that is symptomatic of how our club has lost it's soul. I am sure a lot of gooners would go back to Highbury in a shot if they knew how things panned out over the last 10 years. The Americans have ruined our club.

You're full of shit. And I've been on this forum 4 years prior to you. So fuck off with YOUR arrogant bullshit.

Haha an American calling a Brit arrogant, you couldn't make it up. As I said the Americans live in a delusionary bubble The fact large swathes of US society want to vote for someone who personifies your country, says it all. So you've been on the forum 4 years longer than me and you've been to Brisbane Road, woopee doo!

[GranadaJoe]

I don't want to cause offence here flush but I am taking that when you refer to the mindset part you are referring to me so ill answer in kind.
My opinion or "mindset" as you put it is solely based on my perception and many Americans for that case of trump and the numerous outlandish statements he has made since running for president. This is a man that wants to build a wall between America and Mexico ffs

If the u.s were to get attacked and he was in office he would respond in kind and believe me it would be to a greater extent than any previous administration in us history. If you are of the thinking that bush and blair were bad then believe me trump will me a million times worse.

Lastly you mention that I should "go and fight them myself". unfortunately even if I was to join the Irish army we hold a strong neutrality stance against war, I am quite aware also of the fallen serviceman families have suffered, because its effected my own family to a big extent.

You just don't get it do you. Every war that has been raged in the Middle East has at worst been left with stalemate situation. The Russians who have far more Military might than the Americans got battered in the 80s in Afghanistan. They left with their tails between their legs.

No matter what type of war Trump wages, it will be exactly the same outcome as every other one for the last 30 years. Just because he's a lunatic it doesn't make any difference, unless he chooses to go nuclear and we all know what will happen then.

Sorry but you are absolutely incorrect in that statement. The Soviets only had more man power - their technology, equipment and tactics were years behind the USA, and the hiding they took in Afghanistan was one of the early causes for the Soviet Union's eventual collapse. It became very obvious to both the Soviets and the Americans that any conventional conflict would see the Soviets easily beaten, leaving only the concept of nuclear war and "MAD". The myth of the "fearful" Soviet military machine was exposed as an antiquated mess populated by demotivated draftees that weren't well fed or trained, often went underpaid and at times not paid, and had poor quality weapons systems and terrible tactics, strategy and chain of command structures.

You have to remember that initially the American military had great success in Afghanistan (mostly by utilisiing 12 man Special Forces A-Teams), wiping out thousands of Al Qaeda and Taliban fighters, retaking cities and ultimately the country. They had basically won the war. The problem was that the Bush administration opened up a second front too soon in Iraq and diverted too much "specialised" manpower, military support and hardware from Afghanistan. This led to the US military and government admin hastily setting up poor quality Afghani defence forces and local government admin that were not motivated to fight for a "greater" Afghanistan because of the tribal nature of that country.

Politically they lost the war, but militarily they won it - in the short term. Which often happens when unqualified politicians make military decisions.

Good post, and accurate.

We still have by far the most advanced military in the world, let's not pretend otherwise. Now imagine giving Donald fucking Trump the power of that military, with his temper of a 8 year old school boy who just had his ball taken away. Scary for anyone, including us sane Americans.


Thankfully Obama saved Hillary's ass at the Democratic Convention the other night and Hillary did a decent job trying to pull in the Bernie Sanders supporters. I don't like Hillary at all. But I will exercise my right to vote and give it to her simply because the other candidate would lead the world down a path that I don't think we need to go down.

Really, ok I'll take your word for it but your reply smacks of God bless America and we are the best, when your country is truly fucked with so many issues before you start looking at terrorism or the Middle East. If the western world hates Muslims they also despise the arrogance of the yanks. Obama was a shining light but it seems like you lot are heading into the abyss regardless of who you pick. It really is a case of picking the best of a bad duo.

Regardless, both the yanks and Russians arguably (note the use of the word) have the greatest military might in the world and both countries made a pigs ear out of wars in the Middle East, I also don't buy your story about Afghanistan. The yanks didn't fight those wars alone, they were part of a coalition. I think there's just a few excuses there, you where never going to defeat the taliban no matter how many of them you wiped out.

The second amendment has to be the most retarded piece of legislation that exists in the western world. It's a shame Obama couldn't do anything about this.

Who would have thought the online gooner would be invaded by yanks ehh, but that is symptomatic of how our club has lost it's soul. I am sure a lot of gooners would go back to Highbury in a shot if they knew how things panned out over the last 10 years. The Americans have ruined our club.

A little bit racist methinks.

[the playing mantis]

You just don't get it do you. Every war that has been raged in the Middle East has at worst been left with stalemate situation. The Russians who have far more Military might than the Americans got battered in the 80s in Afghanistan. They left with their tails between their legs.

No matter what type of war Trump wages, it will be exactly the same outcome as every other one for the last 30 years. Just because he's a lunatic it doesn't make any difference, unless he chooses to go nuclear and we all know what will happen then.

Sorry but you are absolutely incorrect in that statement. The Soviets only had more man power - their technology, equipment and tactics were years behind the USA, and the hiding they took in Afghanistan was one of the early causes for the Soviet Union's eventual collapse. It became very obvious to both the Soviets and the Americans that any conventional conflict would see the Soviets easily beaten, leaving only the concept of nuclear war and "MAD". The myth of the "fearful" Soviet military machine was exposed as an antiquated mess populated by demotivated draftees that weren't well fed or trained, often went underpaid and at times not paid, and had poor quality weapons systems and terrible tactics, strategy and chain of command structures.

You have to remember that initially the American military had great success in Afghanistan (mostly by utilisiing 12 man Special Forces A-Teams), wiping out thousands of Al Qaeda and Taliban fighters, retaking cities and ultimately the country. They had basically won the war. The problem was that the Bush administration opened up a second front too soon in Iraq and diverted too much "specialised" manpower, military support and hardware from Afghanistan. This led to the US military and government admin hastily setting up poor quality Afghani defence forces and local government admin that were not motivated to fight for a "greater" Afghanistan because of the tribal nature of that country.

Politically they lost the war, but militarily they won it - in the short term. Which often happens when unqualified politicians make military decisions.

Good post, and accurate.

We still have by far the most advanced military in the world, let's not pretend otherwise. Now imagine giving Donald fucking Trump the power of that military, with his temper of a 8 year old school boy who just had his ball taken away. Scary for anyone, including us sane Americans.


Thankfully Obama saved Hillary's ass at the Democratic Convention the other night and Hillary did a decent job trying to pull in the Bernie Sanders supporters. I don't like Hillary at all. But I will exercise my right to vote and give it to her simply because the other candidate would lead the world down a path that I don't think we need to go down.

Really, ok I'll take your word for it but your reply smacks of God bless America and we are the best, when your country is truly fucked with so many issues before you start looking at terrorism or the Middle East. If the western world hates Muslims they also despise the arrogance of the yanks. Obama was a shining light but it seems like you lot are heading into the abyss regardless of who you pick. It really is a case of picking the best of a bad duo.

Regardless, both the yanks and Russians arguably (note the use of the word) have the greatest military might in the world and both countries made a pigs ear out of wars in the Middle East, I also don't buy your story about Afghanistan. The yanks didn't fight those wars alone, they were part of a coalition. I think there's just a few excuses there, you where never going to defeat the taliban no matter how many of them you wiped out.

The second amendment has to be the most retarded piece of legislation that exists in the western world. It's a shame Obama couldn't do anything about this.

Who would have thought the online gooner would be invaded by yanks ehh, but that is symptomatic of how our club has lost it's soul. I am sure a lot of gooners would go back to Highbury in a shot if they knew how things panned out over the last 10 years. The Americans have ruined our club.

A little bit racist methinks.

i blame brexit

[DB10GOONER]

I don't want to cause offence here flush but I am taking that when you refer to the mindset part you are referring to me so ill answer in kind.
My opinion or "mindset" as you put it is solely based on my perception and many Americans for that case of trump and the numerous outlandish statements he has made since running for president. This is a man that wants to build a wall between America and Mexico ffs

If the u.s were to get attacked and he was in office he would respond in kind and believe me it would be to a greater extent than any previous administration in us history. If you are of the thinking that bush and blair were bad then believe me trump will me a million times worse.

Lastly you mention that I should "go and fight them myself". unfortunately even if I was to join the Irish army we hold a strong neutrality stance against war, I am quite aware also of the fallen serviceman families have suffered, because its effected my own family to a big extent.

You just don't get it do you. Every war that has been raged in the Middle East has at worst been left with stalemate situation. The Russians who have far more Military might than the Americans got battered in the 80s in Afghanistan. They left with their tails between their legs.

No matter what type of war Trump wages, it will be exactly the same outcome as every other one for the last 30 years. Just because he's a lunatic it doesn't make any difference, unless he chooses to go nuclear and we all know what will happen then.

Sorry but you are absolutely incorrect in that statement. The Soviets only had more man power - their technology, equipment and tactics were years behind the USA, and the hiding they took in Afghanistan was one of the early causes for the Soviet Union's eventual collapse. It became very obvious to both the Soviets and the Americans that any conventional conflict would see the Soviets easily beaten, leaving only the concept of nuclear war and "MAD". The myth of the "fearful" Soviet military machine was exposed as an antiquated mess populated by demotivated draftees that weren't well fed or trained, often went underpaid and at times not paid, and had poor quality weapons systems and terrible tactics, strategy and chain of command structures.

You have to remember that initially the American military had great success in Afghanistan (mostly by utilisiing 12 man Special Forces A-Teams), wiping out thousands of Al Qaeda and Taliban fighters, retaking cities and ultimately the country. They had basically won the war. The problem was that the Bush administration opened up a second front too soon in Iraq and diverted too much "specialised" manpower, military support and hardware from Afghanistan. This led to the US military and government admin hastily setting up poor quality Afghani defence forces and local government admin that were not motivated to fight for a "greater" Afghanistan because of the tribal nature of that country.

Politically they lost the war, but militarily they won it - in the short term. Which often happens when unqualified politicians make military decisions.

Good post, and accurate.

We still have by far the most advanced military in the world, let's not pretend otherwise. Now imagine giving Donald fucking Trump the power of that military, with his temper of a 8 year old school boy who just had his ball taken away. Scary for anyone, including us sane Americans.


Thankfully Obama saved Hillary's ass at the Democratic Convention the other night and Hillary did a decent job trying to pull in the Bernie Sanders supporters. I don't like Hillary at all. But I will exercise my right to vote and give it to her simply because the other candidate would lead the world down a path that I don't think we need to go down.

Really, ok I'll take your word for it but your reply smacks of God bless America and we are the best, when your country is truly fucked with so many issues before you start looking at terrorism or the Middle East. If the western world hates Muslims they also despise the arrogance of the yanks. Obama was a shining light but it seems like you lot are heading into the abyss regardless of who you pick. It really is a case of picking the best of a bad duo.

Regardless, both the yanks and Russians arguably (note the use of the word) have the greatest military might in the world and both countries made a pigs ear out of wars in the Middle East, I also don't buy your story about Afghanistan. The yanks didn't fight those wars alone, they were part of a coalition. I think there's just a few excuses there, you where never going to defeat the taliban no matter how many of them you wiped out.

The second amendment has to be the most retarded piece of legislation that exists in the western world. It's a shame Obama couldn't do anything about this.

Who would have thought the online gooner would be invaded by yanks ehh, but that is symptomatic of how our club has lost it's soul. I am sure a lot of gooners would go back to Highbury in a shot if they knew how things panned out over the last 10 years. The Americans have ruined our club.

NFG - I think you are a bit out of order there, mate. Yankee was not bigging up the US military or being arrogant. Read his post again. He is as worried about Trump as the rest of the sane world.

Also, can I just remind you that everyone, no matter what nationality, is welcome on here.

As for Afghanistan, I have read probably every book written on that conflict and the initial military success was down to primarily the Americans. They did have local intel help from the Northern Alliance but it was basically US Special Forces calling in airstrikes from US jets that wiped out thousands (estimates range from 20000 to 60000) of AQ and Taliban fighters.

[DB10GOONER]

You just don't get it do you. Every war that has been raged in the Middle East has at worst been left with stalemate situation. The Russians who have far more Military might than the Americans got battered in the 80s in Afghanistan. They left with their tails between their legs.

No matter what type of war Trump wages, it will be exactly the same outcome as every other one for the last 30 years. Just because he's a lunatic it doesn't make any difference, unless he chooses to go nuclear and we all know what will happen then.

Sorry but you are absolutely incorrect in that statement. The Soviets only had more man power - their technology, equipment and tactics were years behind the USA, and the hiding they took in Afghanistan was one of the early causes for the Soviet Union's eventual collapse. It became very obvious to both the Soviets and the Americans that any conventional conflict would see the Soviets easily beaten, leaving only the concept of nuclear war and "MAD". The myth of the "fearful" Soviet military machine was exposed as an antiquated mess populated by demotivated draftees that weren't well fed or trained, often went underpaid and at times not paid, and had poor quality weapons systems and terrible tactics, strategy and chain of command structures.

You have to remember that initially the American military had great success in Afghanistan (mostly by utilisiing 12 man Special Forces A-Teams), wiping out thousands of Al Qaeda and Taliban fighters, retaking cities and ultimately the country. They had basically won the war. The problem was that the Bush administration opened up a second front too soon in Iraq and diverted too much "specialised" manpower, military support and hardware from Afghanistan. This led to the US military and government admin hastily setting up poor quality Afghani defence forces and local government admin that were not motivated to fight for a "greater" Afghanistan because of the tribal nature of that country.

Politically they lost the war, but militarily they won it - in the short term. Which often happens when unqualified politicians make military decisions.

Good post, and accurate.

We still have by far the most advanced military in the world, let's not pretend otherwise. Now imagine giving Donald fucking Trump the power of that military, with his temper of a 8 year old school boy who just had his ball taken away. Scary for anyone, including us sane Americans.


Thankfully Obama saved Hillary's ass at the Democratic Convention the other night and Hillary did a decent job trying to pull in the Bernie Sanders supporters. I don't like Hillary at all. But I will exercise my right to vote and give it to her simply because the other candidate would lead the world down a path that I don't think we need to go down.

Really, ok I'll take your word for it but your reply smacks of God bless America and we are the best, when your country is truly fucked with so many issues before you start looking at terrorism or the Middle East. If the western world hates Muslims they also despise the arrogance of the yanks. Obama was a shining light but it seems like you lot are heading into the abyss regardless of who you pick. It really is a case of picking the best of a bad duo.

Regardless, both the yanks and Russians arguably (note the use of the word) have the greatest military might in the world and both countries made a pigs ear out of wars in the Middle East, I also don't buy your story about Afghanistan. The yanks didn't fight those wars alone, they were part of a coalition. I think there's just a few excuses there, you where never going to defeat the taliban no matter how many of them you wiped out.

The second amendment has to be the most retarded piece of legislation that exists in the western world. It's a shame Obama couldn't do anything about this.

Who would have thought the online gooner would be invaded by yanks ehh, but that is symptomatic of how our club has lost it's soul. I am sure a lot of gooners would go back to Highbury in a shot if they knew how things panned out over the last 10 years. The Americans have ruined our club.

A little bit racist methinks.

Just to clarify, whilst I don't think NFG's post is racist, it is borderline xenophobic and really doesn't reflect well upon him.

[nut flush gooner]

Sorry but you are absolutely incorrect in that statement. The Soviets only had more man power - their technology, equipment and tactics were years behind the USA, and the hiding they took in Afghanistan was one of the early causes for the Soviet Union's eventual collapse. It became very obvious to both the Soviets and the Americans that any conventional conflict would see the Soviets easily beaten, leaving only the concept of nuclear war and "MAD". The myth of the "fearful" Soviet military machine was exposed as an antiquated mess populated by demotivated draftees that weren't well fed or trained, often went underpaid and at times not paid, and had poor quality weapons systems and terrible tactics, strategy and chain of command structures.

You have to remember that initially the American military had great success in Afghanistan (mostly by utilisiing 12 man Special Forces A-Teams), wiping out thousands of Al Qaeda and Taliban fighters, retaking cities and ultimately the country. They had basically won the war. The problem was that the Bush administration opened up a second front too soon in Iraq and diverted too much "specialised" manpower, military support and hardware from Afghanistan. This led to the US military and government admin hastily setting up poor quality Afghani defence forces and local government admin that were not motivated to fight for a "greater" Afghanistan because of the tribal nature of that country.

Politically they lost the war, but militarily they won it - in the short term. Which often happens when unqualified politicians make military decisions.

Good post, and accurate.

We still have by far the most advanced military in the world, let's not pretend otherwise. Now imagine giving Donald fucking Trump the power of that military, with his temper of a 8 year old school boy who just had his ball taken away. Scary for anyone, including us sane Americans.


Thankfully Obama saved Hillary's ass at the Democratic Convention the other night and Hillary did a decent job trying to pull in the Bernie Sanders supporters. I don't like Hillary at all. But I will exercise my right to vote and give it to her simply because the other candidate would lead the world down a path that I don't think we need to go down.

Really, ok I'll take your word for it but your reply smacks of God bless America and we are the best, when your country is truly fucked with so many issues before you start looking at terrorism or the Middle East. If the western world hates Muslims they also despise the arrogance of the yanks. Obama was a shining light but it seems like you lot are heading into the abyss regardless of who you pick. It really is a case of picking the best of a bad duo.

Regardless, both the yanks and Russians arguably (note the use of the word) have the greatest military might in the world and both countries made a pigs ear out of wars in the Middle East, I also don't buy your story about Afghanistan. The yanks didn't fight those wars alone, they were part of a coalition. I think there's just a few excuses there, you where never going to defeat the taliban no matter how many of them you wiped out.

The second amendment has to be the most retarded piece of legislation that exists in the western world. It's a shame Obama couldn't do anything about this.

Who would have thought the online gooner would be invaded by yanks ehh, but that is symptomatic of how our club has lost it's soul. I am sure a lot of gooners would go back to Highbury in a shot if they knew how things panned out over the last 10 years. The Americans have ruined our club.

A little bit racist methinks.

Just to clarify, whilst I don't think NFG's post is racist, it is borderline xenophobic and really doesn't reflect well upon him.

Wow borderline xenophobic really? If you wan't examples of xenophobia what I have said here doesn't even come close to what was said in the EU thread.

[augie]

How have the yanks f.ucked our club ? Are you blaming a nation for one wiggy money motivated w*nker ? When DB10 talks about xenophobia, I guess that is what he is talking about.
If we were to go down that road, could we just as easily lay the blame at the English ? I mean we were a successful team back in the days of PV4, Bergkamp, henry etc when we were slated for having no English players in our team, but then we changed our approach and loaded up with English talent like wilshere, gibbs and wally, and all of a sudden we are shit/average in the league again

[DB10GOONER]

Saw the author of this being interviewed on Sly News last night;

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Making-Donald- ... nald+trump

Looks like being a good read. Some of the stories the author told last night were equal parts hilarious and terrifying.

Trump is lethal. Stupidly dangerous, and an absolute fucktard into the bargain. What the fuck has happened to the world? The only alternative to a Clinton getting power is Trump???!!

Someone should seriously check under Trump's candyfloss "hair" to see if there is "666" engraved in his scalp...

I nominate GranadaJoe!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Hope trump gets voted in as the next president, surely there are so many jokes in there,

“Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday."

"This guy has an ego. When Trump bangs a supermodel, he closes his eyes and imagines he’s jerking off."

“Say what you will about Trump, he is not stupid. He is a smart man with a deep understanding of what stupid people want.”

[DB10GOONER]

Hope trump gets voted in as the next president, surely there are so many jokes in there,

“Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday."

"This guy has an ego. When Trump bangs a supermodel, he closes his eyes and imagines he’s jerking off."

“Say what you will about Trump, he is not stupid. He is a smart man with a deep understanding of what stupid people want.”

It'll be hilarious right up until the crunt invades Ireland.

Which would not surprise me as the pronunciation is quite similar to "Iran" - if you say "Ireland" in the manner of a hillbilly with no teeth. And if you're a Trumptard...

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Hope trump gets voted in as the next president, surely there are so many jokes in there,

“Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday."

"This guy has an ego. When Trump bangs a supermodel, he closes his eyes and imagines he’s jerking off."

“Say what you will about Trump, he is not stupid. He is a smart man with a deep understanding of what stupid people want.”

It'll be hilarious right up until the crunt invades Ireland.

Which would not surprise me as the pronunciation is quite similar to "Iran" - if you say "Ireland" in the manner of a hillbilly with no teeth. And if you're a Trumptard...

Start practising you're American accent now, after all you are our resident linguist so should be no problem, just remember every other word is spelt wrong

[DB10GOONER]

Hope trump gets voted in as the next president, surely there are so many jokes in there,

“Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday."

"This guy has an ego. When Trump bangs a supermodel, he closes his eyes and imagines he’s jerking off."

“Say what you will about Trump, he is not stupid. He is a smart man with a deep understanding of what stupid people want.”

It'll be hilarious right up until the crunt invades Ireland.

Which would not surprise me as the pronunciation is quite similar to "Iran" - if you say "Ireland" in the manner of a hillbilly with no teeth. And if you're a Trumptard...

Start practising you're American accent now, after all you are our resident linguist so should be no problem, just remember every other word is spelt wrong

You keep it up buddy and Ima go noocular on yo ass mofo! Yeehaw! USA! USA! USA!





*with sincere apologies to our American viewers!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Hope trump gets voted in as the next president, surely there are so many jokes in there,

“Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday."

"This guy has an ego. When Trump bangs a supermodel, he closes his eyes and imagines he’s jerking off."

“Say what you will about Trump, he is not stupid. He is a smart man with a deep understanding of what stupid people want.”

It'll be hilarious right up until the crunt invades Ireland.

Which would not surprise me as the pronunciation is quite similar to "Iran" - if you say "Ireland" in the manner of a hillbilly with no teeth. And if you're a Trumptard...

Start practising you're American accent now, after all you are our resident linguist so should be no problem, just remember every other word is spelt wrong

You keep it up buddy and Ima go noocular on yo ass mofo! Yeehaw! USA! USA! USA!





*with sincere apologies to our American viewers!

Can't tell if your a Texas cow humper or a new York rapper

IN THE HOLE! !!!!

Thats my American at a golf course impression

[DB10GOONER]

Hope trump gets voted in as the next president, surely there are so many jokes in there,

“Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday."

"This guy has an ego. When Trump bangs a supermodel, he closes his eyes and imagines he’s jerking off."

“Say what you will about Trump, he is not stupid. He is a smart man with a deep understanding of what stupid people want.”

It'll be hilarious right up until the crunt invades Ireland.

Which would not surprise me as the pronunciation is quite similar to "Iran" - if you say "Ireland" in the manner of a hillbilly with no teeth. And if you're a Trumptard...

Start practising you're American accent now, after all you are our resident linguist so should be no problem, just remember every other word is spelt wrong

You keep it up buddy and Ima go noocular on yo ass mofo! Yeehaw! USA! USA! USA!





*with sincere apologies to our American viewers!

Can't tell if your a Texas cow humper or a new York rapper

IN THE HOLE! !!!!

Thats my American at a golf course impression

Sounds more like Spuddy in a car park at midnight!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

It'll be hilarious right up until the crunt invades Ireland.

Which would not surprise me as the pronunciation is quite similar to "Iran" - if you say "Ireland" in the manner of a hillbilly with no teeth. And if you're a Trumptard...

Start practising you're American accent now, after all you are our resident linguist so should be no problem, just remember every other word is spelt wrong

You keep it up buddy and Ima go noocular on yo ass mofo! Yeehaw! USA! USA! USA!





*with sincere apologies to our American viewers!

Can't tell if your a Texas cow humper or a new York rapper

IN THE HOLE! !!!!

Thats my American at a golf course impression

Sounds more like Spuddy in a car park at midnight!

I thought that was "any holes a goal"