The ''no one is coming'' Transfer Thread

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

i will say one thing about johnny evans and that is he is a better center half then mert or chambers, but we are not signing him so dont fret ffs.

Agreed, I would take Johnny Evans rather than no one tbf

Whoa johnny johnny

[SteveO 35]

Been enjoying the Olympics after 6pm last Sunday......just wondered if the dribbling old tool had signed anyone yet?

Nope?

Oh well - zero points from two games followed by the trolley dash next week. Lets just hope the fax machine doesn't conk out at 2359 hrs when the paperwork for Jonny Evans and another flakey midfielder are being pushed through.

Hope the windowlickers waiting outside the Armoury on Sky Sports that night are ready to get Evans printed on their new tat shirts with the cigarette packet pull open stripe through the middle

[Eboue-Why?]

Been enjoying the Olympics after 6pm last Sunday......just wondered if the dribbling old tool had signed anyone yet?

Nope?

Oh well - zero points from two games followed by the trolley dash next week. Lets just hope the fax machine doesn't conk out at 2359 hrs when the paperwork for Jonny Evans and another flakey midfielder are being pushed through.

Hope the windowlickers waiting outside the Armoury on Sky Sports that night are ready to get Evans printed on their new tat shirts with the cigarette packet pull open stripe through the middle

Love it Stevie!!

[augie]

I still hope the old c.unt buys no-one - believe me, buying no-one would be better than being stuck with the useless shit this c.unt will sign in the next two weeks

[mcdowell42]

Some Akb on Twitter says we have had a 41.9m bid accepted for Julian Draxler.

[BFG4]

Some Akb on Twitter says we have had a 41.9m bid accepted for Julian Draxler.

Twitter is great for lines like "my sources tell me", from some attention seeker, who thinks he is Jim White, and pulls his sources from his ass.

[mcdowell42]

Some Akb on Twitter says we have had a 41.9m bid accepted for Julian Draxler.

Twitter is great for lines like "my sources tell me", from some attention seeker, who thinks he is Jim White, and pulls his sources from his ass.

Exactly


PS just been told we have had a bid accepted by Barcelona for Messi,14m and a packet of liquorice allsorts.

[OneBardGooner]

i will say one thing about johnny evans and that is he is a better center half then mert or chambers, but we are not signing him so dont fret ffs.

You really are a wind up geebag aren't you.

[REB]

He is better then mert or chambers

[SteveO 35]

Some Akb on Twitter says we have had a 41.9m bid accepted for Julian Draxler.

Would be the one major signing I would expect to see arrive, on the basis that he's another player in a position we don't need

We'll all be expected to knock one out as we sign our 27th midfielder whilst Pete the Plank, Jonny Evans and the Lamppost form the spine of the team

[rodders999]

We are always very active, if something comes up we will do it.

Now in this poster's nativity I always assumed he was referring to transfers when he trotted out that old chestnut.

However after giving it further consideration I now believe the above quote to actually mean -

We are always very active - a grotesque reference to his sexual exploits with the rapper slapper.

If something comes up - his droopy pecker

We will do it - tea bagging

End of days stuff.

[Sean]

No-one - of any use - is coming

[GoonerMuzz]

I'm actually looking forward to the trolley dash in a masochistic way, what crap can he buy and how much rediculous wages can he waste on them

[rodders999]

The club now gone into PR overdrive by pushing the Welbeck to return sooner than expected story. This shit is becoming all too eerily familiar.....

[Brightonnxtround]

Dare I look