Players with beards

[AkneyGooner]

Walcott s man boy beard did no harm today, first time in a long time I have liked his performance, Hazard needs to move clubs, if your getting no change out of Walcott/bellerin combo and your supposed to be best winger in the world?

[HARLOW GOONER]

So you are implying that any man with a beard is "Gay" then?

Nope, but it's a pointless topic . " I think players are better when they're clean shaven". Really ? Maybe they should shave their legs and under their arms as well.

[AkneyGooner]

So you are implying that any man with a beard is "Gay" then?

Nope, but it's a pointless topic . " I think players are better when they're clean shaven". Really ? Maybe they should shave their legs and under their arms as well.

Seemed to imply the whole thread/subject was gay... How very very dare you !

[HARLOW GOONER]

So you are implying that any man with a beard is "Gay" then?

Nope, but it's a pointless topic . " I think players are better when they're clean shaven". Really ? Maybe they should shave their legs and under their arms as well.

Seemed to imply the whole thread/subject was gay... How very very dare you !

It is a bit.

[HARLOW GOONER]

So you are implying that any man with a beard is "Gay" then?

Nope, but it's a pointless topic . " I think players are better when they're clean shaven". Really ? Maybe they should shave their legs and under their arms as well.

Seemed to imply the whole thread/subject was gay... How very very dare you !

It is a bit. Now go and wax your chest.

[AkneyGooner]

So you are implying that any man with a beard is "Gay" then?

Nope, but it's a pointless topic . " I think players are better when they're clean shaven". Really ? Maybe they should shave their legs and under their arms as well.

Seemed to imply the whole thread/subject was gay... How very very dare you !

It is a bit. Now go and wax your chest.

I would, but I spent all my money on anal bleaching, plus waxing ones chest is a bit gay!

[Allgunsblazin]

I ferkin hate beards, give me a terrible rash when I snog the boyfriend, now that's gay!....

[AkneyGooner]

[Clash]

The day when footballers became so vain was the start of the games demise!

I blame Sky. And I blame Beckham. In fact I blame Beckham and his hideous wife for a lot of the ills in todays society. Before he met that bitch he was a greasy spotty snivelling kid with a squeaky voice. Joe Cole also started off as a snot faced kid with acne before turning into some knob with designer facial hair and a grotesque earing.

I just cannot abide wristy fanny boys like Giroud who probably spends more time in the week on his beard than practising his shooting.

Give me the days when players didnt care about their image everytime. I remember Peter Beardsley used to take his teeth out for a game. Watford had one too I think.

Then there was handsome Steve Ogrivic ... a real man.

Its pretty cringeworthy seeing the likes of Tevez, Ronaldinho and Ribery trying to look stylish. You can put lipsick on a pig etc.

Makes me respect Luke Chadwick all the more for just accepting his fate and not bothering.

[Allgunsblazin]

Biggest beard was on that Palace defender, like something out of the 1880's, Joe Ledley looks a *word censored* with his Sante beard, Ex Cardiff wanker!...

[DB10GOONER]

Fucking Dublin has been infested with 20-something Hipster arseholes with stupid fucking huge 1860's beards, side parted and very carefully gelled hair, skintight pegged jeans, T-shirts bearing "funny" quotes, cardigans, and the all important ID card and lanyard that identifies the fact they work in IT in Google or Facebook or Paypal.

I even spotted a ginger one the other day!!

Arseholes. Absolute arseholes.

[Bradywasking]

Fucking Dublin has been infested with 20-something Hipster arseholes with stupid fucking huge 1860's beards, side parted and very carefully gelled hair, skintight pegged jeans, T-shirts bearing "funny" quotes, cardigans, and the all important ID card and lanyard that identifies the fact they work in IT in Google or Facebook or Paypal.

I even spotted a ginger one the other day!!

Arseholes. Absolute arseholes.

All of the above was quoted to me in a conversation with a complete stranger before a Gary Numan concert in Cork last year.(all very random I know) but he added in that they have an elastic band around the top of their heads...I asked why to which he replied "to pull back their skin and force their eyes wide open so they always look intrigued"

[Bradywasking]

Biggest beard was on that Palace defender, like something out of the 1880's, Joe Ledley looks a *word censored* with his Sante beard, Ex Cardiff wanker!...

I always imagine that he is going to start preaching about hell's fire and redemption etc.

[Allgunsblazin]

Biggest beard was on that Palace defender, like something out of the 1880's, Joe Ledley looks a *word censored* with his Sante beard, Ex Cardiff wanker!...

I always imagine that he is going to start preaching about hell's fire and redemption etc.

Birds would be saying you ain't getting down on me with that lice ridden beard you twat.....
Forking disgusting, give em a bowl of broth I say!.....

[Perryashburtongroves]

Unless you're an Islamic cleric or African warlord, beards are fucking stupid.