Manure (A) | PL | Sat 19 Nov 12:30

[rodders999]

I got my first ever hand shandy up the back row of the cinema. Having said that I'm not sure it 100% counts as a handjob as her hand never actually came into direct contact with my pecker, it was more her tugging away at it through my pants.

Anyway I can't recall what film it was that we actually went to see, all I can remember was being forced to sit there for a good two hours having spunked my jocks

[OneBardGooner]

I got my first ever hand shandy up the back row of the cinema. Having said that I'm not sure it 100% counts as a handjob as her hand never actually came into direct contact with my pecker, it was more her tugging away at it through my pants.

Anyway I can't recall what film it was that we actually went to see, all I can remember was being forced to sit there for a good two hours having spunked my jocks

GIves a whole new meaning to the Genesis song "Cinema Show"

[Bradywasking]

I got my first ever hand shandy up the back row of the cinema. Having said that I'm not sure it 100% counts as a handjob as her hand never actually came into direct contact with my pecker, it was more her tugging away at it through my pants.

Anyway I can't recall what film it was that we actually went to see, all I can remember was being forced to sit there for a good two hours having spunked my jocks

That's a lovely story...but was it as good as VT day wanking?

[rodders999]

Nothing beats VT day......nothing.

I mean bringing bath bombs, scented candles and the Barry White LP into the cinema just wouldn't fly would it

[Redarmy]

Jenkinson at right back, with Ramsey supposedly helping out....what could possibly go wrong

Sanchez must also be a doubt seeing him at the end of the Uruguay match with his thigh heavy bandaged

follow that up with a home defeat to PSG and that will just about run to form...

[DB10GOONER]

Jenkinson at right back, with Ramsey supposedly helping out....what could possibly go wrong

Sanchez must also be a doubt seeing him at the end of the Uruguay match with his thigh heavy bandaged

follow that up with a home defeat to PSG and that will just about run to form...

Is that confirmed??

I like Jenko and because he is a Gooner I'd love to see him succeed at The Arsenal. But he scares the living fucking shit out of me every time he's on the pitch. Always seems about 8 seconds away from a possible brain fart...

And just the thoughts of watching Messi-Lite backheel and twirl and flick us to a 1-3 loss is nauseating tbh...

[Herd]

Well its better than having debuchy play against the team he wanted to join on loan last year !

[Redarmy]

Jenkinson at right back, with Ramsey supposedly helping out....what could possibly go wrong

Sanchez must also be a doubt seeing him at the end of the Uruguay match with his thigh heavy bandaged

follow that up with a home defeat to PSG and that will just about run to form...

Is that confirmed??

I like Jenko and because he is a Gooner I'd love to see him succeed at The Arsenal. But he scares the living fucking shit out of me every time he's on the pitch. Always seems about 8 seconds away from a possible brain fart...

And just the thoughts of watching Messi-Lite backheel and twirl and flick us to a 1-3 loss is nauseating tbh...

Word is Bellerin out for 4 weeks....Cazorla not as yet training...Sanchez flies back today.......will have to wait for Wenger Friday press conference for confirmation of injury news

[Redarmy]

Jenkinson at right back, with Ramsey supposedly helping out....what could possibly go wrong

Sanchez must also be a doubt seeing him at the end of the Uruguay match with his thigh heavy bandaged

follow that up with a home defeat to PSG and that will just about run to form...

Is that confirmed??

I like Jenko and because he is a Gooner I'd love to see him succeed at The Arsenal. But he scares the living fucking shit out of me every time he's on the pitch. Always seems about 8 seconds away from a possible brain fart...

And just the thoughts of watching Messi-Lite backheel and twirl and flick us to a 1-3 loss is nauseating tbh...

Word is Bellerin out for 4 weeks....Cazorla not as yet training...Sanchez flies back today.......will have to wait for Wenger Friday press conference for confirmation of injury news

Yes confirmed....Right-back Hector Bellerin has been ruled out for four weeks and Santi Cazorla is thought to be sidelined for the long-term.

Wenger may also be without Alexis Sanchez after revealing the forward played through the pain barrier for Chile.

Wally also doubtful as his wife is expecting a baby

Im not watching this one ..FUCK IT...cannot stand to see those *word censored* kick start their season .....and that slag Mourinho ...FUCK em ALL....

[postmanPat91]

I got my first ever hand shandy up the back row of the cinema. Having said that I'm not sure it 100% counts as a handjob as her hand never actually came into direct contact with my pecker, it was more her tugging away at it through my pants.

Anyway I can't recall what film it was that we actually went to see, all I can remember was being forced to sit there for a good two hours having spunked my jocks

I'm aware me, Augie and DB may have digressed slightly from the topic of this thread, but fucking hell Rodders, trying to eat my lunch here

[GranadaJoe]

No football match should ever be allowed to be played before lunchtime.

12.30 is a ridiculous time (though when I finish work at one and see we're 2-0 down, I might appreciate the headsup).

[DB10GOONER]

I got my first ever hand shandy up the back row of the cinema. Having said that I'm not sure it 100% counts as a handjob as her hand never actually came into direct contact with my pecker, it was more her tugging away at it through my pants.

Anyway I can't recall what film it was that we actually went to see, all I can remember was being forced to sit there for a good two hours having spunked my jocks

I'm aware me, Augie and DB may have digressed slightly from the topic of this thread, but fucking hell Rodders, trying to eat my lunch here

[DB10GOONER]

Jenkinson at right back, with Ramsey supposedly helping out....what could possibly go wrong

Sanchez must also be a doubt seeing him at the end of the Uruguay match with his thigh heavy bandaged

follow that up with a home defeat to PSG and that will just about run to form...

Is that confirmed??

I like Jenko and because he is a Gooner I'd love to see him succeed at The Arsenal. But he scares the living fucking shit out of me every time he's on the pitch. Always seems about 8 seconds away from a possible brain fart...

And just the thoughts of watching Messi-Lite backheel and twirl and flick us to a 1-3 loss is nauseating tbh...

Word is Bellerin out for 4 weeks....Cazorla not as yet training...Sanchez flies back today.......will have to wait for Wenger Friday press conference for confirmation of injury news

Yes confirmed....Right-back Hector Bellerin has been ruled out for four weeks and Santi Cazorla is thought to be sidelined for the long-term.

Wenger may also be without Alexis Sanchez after revealing the forward played through the pain barrier for Chile.

Wally also doubtful as his wife is expecting a baby

Im not watching this one ..FUCK IT...cannot stand to see those *word censored* kick start their season .....and that slag Mourinho ...FUCK em ALL....

The words "proper" and "fucked" spring to mind...

[A11M11]

The words "proper" and "fucked" spring to mind..


AKA :- November.

[DB10GOONER]

The words "proper" and "fucked" spring to mind..


AKA :- November.

So true...