Bounty on Twenty-Something cúnts in Flat Caps

[DB10GOONER]

Can we put a bounty on these geebags?

Seriously, if I see one more little arsehole in his early twenties in a fucking ridiculous looking flat cap at an away match I'm going to go on a fucking shooting spree.

Nearly every club has them. But ours seem to be particularly embarrassing and moronic. After the NLD a couple years ago one of our lot in such attire made an absolute bell end of himself dancing around in front of a few scummers hysterically screaming "You want it? You fuckin want it??!!" Even the scum fans were laughing at him.

But this season they are popping up everywhere, like genital warts on Spuddy's chin.

Please, please, please - if you see one of these moronic little wannabe hard men please throat punch them so hard their Adams Apple falls out of their arse. Please.

[Red Snapper]

Careful now, they may be Peaky Blinders!

[Clash]

Agree with every word mate. Never thought I would see Englishmen wear anything more ridiculous on their head than a back to front baseball cap but this flat cap thing surpasses even that,

How do you feel about 20 stone somethings in flat caps?

[DB10GOONER]

Agree with every word mate. Never thought I would see Englishmen wear anything more ridiculous on their head than a back to front baseball cap but this flat cap thing surpasses even that,

How do you feel about 20 stone somethings in flat caps?

WORSE!!

[Henry Norris 1913]

What about the ones with beards, are they worse?

[DB10GOONER]

What about the ones with beards, are they worse?

AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!! WORSTEST OF THE WORST!!!!

[Allgunsblazin]

Agree with every word mate. Never thought I would see Englishmen wear anything more ridiculous on their head than a back to front baseball cap but this flat cap thing surpasses even that,

How do you feel about 20 stone somethings in flat caps?

WORSE!!

Fat fucker look at the buttons on the jacket screaming, release me you turd!

[DB10GOONER]

Agree with every word mate. Never thought I would see Englishmen wear anything more ridiculous on their head than a back to front baseball cap but this flat cap thing surpasses even that,

How do you feel about 20 stone somethings in flat caps?

WORSE!!

Fat fucker look at the buttons on the jacket screaming, release me you turd!

Quality

[greengooner]

I would like to add hipster looking c**ts to this fatwah, big lanky beardy tossers in tight jeans and lumberjack shirts should be next up against the wall after the flat cap wearers

[DB10GOONER]

I would like to add hipster looking c**ts to this fatwah, big lanky beardy tossers in tight jeans and lumberjack shirts should be next up against the wall after the flat cap wearers

Amen.

In Dublin these type of cúnts ALWAYS have a side parting too.

I saw two of them bump into each other on Henry Street a couple months back and they stopped and kind of just gawped at each other. I honestly think the dizzy cúnts both thought that either they had walked into their own reflection in a shop window or they thought they were in a sci-fi movie. Fucking gobshites.

[Clash]

I would like to add hipster looking c**ts to this fatwah, big lanky beardy tossers in tight jeans and lumberjack shirts should be next up against the wall after the flat cap wearers

Yep so much time and effort spent trying to make out that they don't care how they look.

[Clash]

[DB10GOONER]

It's the classic "Hipster Cúnt" look.

[falkirk goon]

Im on my phone and im having bother getting the photo uploaded but i just typed into google Aaron Ramsey Flat cap for a laugh..and there was a pic of him on twatter in a flat cap.. Go on DB i know you want to.. Twenty something..fannyish bumfluff..flat cap..

[Rugby Gooner]

It's the classic "Hipster Cúnt" look.

They have produced some "adult" Ladybird books,one of which is,"The Ladybird book of the Hipster."
That one,and the rest of them are brilliant piss takes.