The ''no one is coming'' Transfer Thread

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Ah... the mysterious Boro Primorac (to give him his correct name :wink: ). He has been at the club since 1997. He must have been paid at least £20million to £25million in that time. Must be great to be besties with Arsene. Financially, at least... :|
Spelling Nazi !

Funny thing is even Pravda struggles with saying much about him read the bio !
I know people who have worked on the same training pitch that admit to hardly ever saying more than a few words with him !
There isnt a single person that mentions him in any biography or story and most people say he just stands on the edge of the pitch and watches them train before having long walks and chats with the Lord Wenger .
He also scans the yoof team for Wenger too.
Its a great life in Wengerworld !

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Herd wrote:
Ah... the mysterious Boro Primorac (to give him his correct name :wink: ). He has been at the club since 1997. He must have been paid at least £20million to £25million in that time. Must be great to be besties with Arsene. Financially, at least... :|
Spelling Nazi !

Funny thing is even Pravda struggles with saying much about him read the bio !
I know people who have worked on the same training pitch that admit to hardly ever saying more than a few words with him !
There isnt a single person that mentions him in any biography or story and most people say he just stands on the edge of the pitch and watches them train before having long walks and chats with the Lord Wenger .
He also scans the yoof team for Wenger too.
Its a great life in Wengerworld !
I have been called worse. :D

But yep, his bio's are brief to say the least;

http://www.arsenal.com/first-team/coach ... o-primorac

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boro_Primorac

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Here he is giving one of those hugely positive talks to the younger players !

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Herd wrote:
Ah... the mysterious Boro Primorac (to give him his correct name :wink: ). He has been at the club since 1997. He must have been paid at least £20million to £25million in that time. Must be great to be besties with Arsene. Financially, at least... :|
Spelling Nazi !

Funny thing is even Pravda struggles with saying much about him read the bio !
I know people who have worked on the same training pitch that admit to hardly ever saying more than a few words with him !
There isnt a single person that mentions him in any biography or story and most people say he just stands on the edge of the pitch and watches them train before having long walks and chats with the Lord Wenger .
He also scans the yoof team for Wenger too.
Its a great life in Wengerworld !
Sounds like the worst theme park in the world......... :lol:

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flash gunner wrote:
Herd wrote:
Ah... the mysterious Boro Primorac (to give him his correct name :wink: ). He has been at the club since 1997. He must have been paid at least £20million to £25million in that time. Must be great to be besties with Arsene. Financially, at least... :|
Spelling Nazi !

Funny thing is even Pravda struggles with saying much about him read the bio !
I know people who have worked on the same training pitch that admit to hardly ever saying more than a few words with him !
There isnt a single person that mentions him in any biography or story and most people say he just stands on the edge of the pitch and watches them train before having long walks and chats with the Lord Wenger .
He also scans the yoof team for Wenger too.
Its a great life in Wengerworld !
Sounds like the worst theme park in the world......... :lol:


Maybe so, but it will certainly be the most expensive theme park in the world - when you are in there, you can judge if the entertainment is worth the ticket prices 8)

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augie wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Herd wrote:
Ah... the mysterious Boro Primorac (to give him his correct name :wink: ). He has been at the club since 1997. He must have been paid at least £20million to £25million in that time. Must be great to be besties with Arsene. Financially, at least... :|
Spelling Nazi !

Funny thing is even Pravda struggles with saying much about him read the bio !
I know people who have worked on the same training pitch that admit to hardly ever saying more than a few words with him !
There isnt a single person that mentions him in any biography or story and most people say he just stands on the edge of the pitch and watches them train before having long walks and chats with the Lord Wenger .
He also scans the yoof team for Wenger too.
Its a great life in Wengerworld !
Sounds like the worst theme park in the world......... :lol:


Maybe so, but it will certainly be the most expensive theme park in the world - when you are in there, you can judge if the entertainment is worth the ticket prices 8)
but only in May

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flash gunner wrote:
augie wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Herd wrote:
Ah... the mysterious Boro Primorac (to give him his correct name :wink: ). He has been at the club since 1997. He must have been paid at least £20million to £25million in that time. Must be great to be besties with Arsene. Financially, at least... :|
Spelling Nazi !

Funny thing is even Pravda struggles with saying much about him read the bio !
I know people who have worked on the same training pitch that admit to hardly ever saying more than a few words with him !
There isnt a single person that mentions him in any biography or story and most people say he just stands on the edge of the pitch and watches them train before having long walks and chats with the Lord Wenger .
He also scans the yoof team for Wenger too.
Its a great life in Wengerworld !
Sounds like the worst theme park in the world......... :lol:


Maybe so, but it will certainly be the most expensive theme park in the world - when you are in there, you can judge if the entertainment is worth the ticket prices 8)
but only in May

:lol: :lol:

But seriously you can both fuck off to that other theme park; Chav$kiWorld. :box:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
augie wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Herd wrote:
Spelling Nazi !

Funny thing is even Pravda struggles with saying much about him read the bio !
I know people who have worked on the same training pitch that admit to hardly ever saying more than a few words with him !
There isnt a single person that mentions him in any biography or story and most people say he just stands on the edge of the pitch and watches them train before having long walks and chats with the Lord Wenger .
He also scans the yoof team for Wenger too.
Its a great life in Wengerworld !
Sounds like the worst theme park in the world......... :lol:


Maybe so, but it will certainly be the most expensive theme park in the world - when you are in there, you can judge if the entertainment is worth the ticket prices 8)
but only in May

:lol: :lol:

But seriously you can both fuck off to that other theme park; Chav$kiWorld. :box:

:wink:

Don't knock it - I hear they have The Elephant Man there! :lol:

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OneBardGooner wrote:Arsene Wenger's tragic
Wenger's lost the plot
But he'll sign a new contract
And keep play-ing Walcott.
OOOOOOOH...

:suicide:
Now that scans 8) :barscarf:
Herd wrote:Thinking about it theres a whole load of people out there whose careers will hit the buffers when le duffer gets out not least of which is the mysterious Boro Primarac ,current salarly 3 million per annum of whom nobody on the playing side ever talks about but is Wengers most trusted assistant !
What the fuck do you do?
What the fuck do you do-oo-oo?
Boro Primorac,
What the fuck do you do?

:barscarf:

Job's for the boys, eh? Nice work if you can get it :censored:

All these useless cúnts on the coaching staff, entirely redundant and stealing a living, whilst the biggest fraud in football steals an ever bigger living for only putting on five-a-sides and power-puff passing drills. You could get better coaching and organisation from a park team earning fuck all :censored:

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flash gunner wrote:
Herd wrote: Its a great life in Wengerworld !
Sounds like the worst theme park in the world......... :lol:
:D

Probably has the worlds worst rollercoaster. No ups and downs or twists and turns ... just one long, slow and predictable flat ride where death by boredom is the only danger.

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Clash wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Herd wrote: Its a great life in Wengerworld !
Sounds like the worst theme park in the world......... :lol:
:D

Probably has the worlds worst rollercoaster. No ups and downs or twists and turns ... just one long, slow and predictable flat ride where death by boredom is the only danger.
On the contrary, it would be one of those with a nice big vertical rise at the start, before plunging into a deep dark hole midway through, only to emerge at the end with one last exciting rise, and you get a free selfie on the way out in the gift shop (where you can buy plenty of overpriced tat) before being invited to participate for another 10 similar experiences. Voted the world's 4th best rollercoaster but with improvements to it promised for the following year

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Clash wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Herd wrote: Its a great life in Wengerworld !
Sounds like the worst theme park in the world......... :lol:
:D

Probably has the worlds worst rollercoaster. No ups and downs or twists and turns ... just one long, slow and predictable flat ride where death by boredom is the only danger.
On the contrary, it would be one of those with a nice big vertical rise at the start, before plunging into a deep dark hole midway through, only to emerge at the end with one last exciting rise, and you get a free selfie on the way out in the gift shop (where you can buy plenty of overpriced tat) before being invited to participate for another 10 similar experiences. Voted the world's 4th best rollercoaster but with improvements to it promised for the following year
4th best rollercoaster in England actually. Not been voted higher than top 16 in Europe for several years now.

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wibble wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:
Clash wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Herd wrote: Its a great life in Wengerworld !
Sounds like the worst theme park in the world......... :lol:
:D

Probably has the worlds worst rollercoaster. No ups and downs or twists and turns ... just one long, slow and predictable flat ride where death by boredom is the only danger.
On the contrary, it would be one of those with a nice big vertical rise at the start, before plunging into a deep dark hole midway through, only to emerge at the end with one last exciting rise, and you get a free selfie on the way out in the gift shop (where you can buy plenty of overpriced tat) before being invited to participate for another 10 similar experiences. Voted the world's 4th best rollercoaster but with improvements to it promised for the following year
4th best rollercoaster in England actually. Not been voted higher than top 16 in Europe for several years now.
:lol: :lol:

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Not sure why you're laughing db, you'd be too short to get on any of the rides 8) :wink:

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Henry Norris 1913 wrote:Not sure why you're laughing db, you'd be too short to get on any of the rides 8) :wink:
:lol:

The only "rides" I'll be having will be on your missus, mate. :sex2: :teeth:

Baddum-tish! :drums:

I'm here all week! :barscarf:

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