Chelsea (N) | FA CUP FINAL | Sat 27 May 2017 | 17:30

[Redarmy]

Think im going to mow the lawn, dig it up and mow it again, when this wankfest is on. We are going to get rimmed

with Metersucker playing it could get embarrassing, really embarrassing.....

[Allgunsblazin]

Cannot wait for Le Post Match Excuses!...

And at
Evens we have " we were lacking mental strength...."

[DB10GOONER]

Think im going to mow the lawn, dig it up and mow it again, when this wankfest is on. We are going to get rimmed

with Metersucker playing it could get embarrassing, really embarrassing.....

Christ, could you imagine what Conte would say to his players if the Big German Vagina plays?

"Run at him. He's so slow, you'll have scored and be back on the halfway line, and that useless cúnt will still only be half way through his turn..."

[Gunner Rob]

I imagine the Chelsea game plan will be to score a couple of quick goals and then just sit back enjoying the sunshine - after all they wont want to score too many in case the old fuckwit gets any ideas about leaving.

2nd half Wembley will reverberate with "there's only 1 Arsene Wenger" from the supporters in blue

[General]

This should come with a massive health warning.

[wilko49er]

I imagine the Chelsea game plan will be to score a couple of quick goals and then just sit back enjoying the sunshine - after all they wont want to score too many in case the old fuckwit gets any ideas about leaving.

2nd half Wembley will reverberate with "there's only 1 Arsene Wenger" from the supporters in blue

Add to that "We want you too stay!"

[Redarmy]

Think im going to mow the lawn, dig it up and mow it again, when this wankfest is on. We are going to get rimmed

with Metersucker playing it could get embarrassing, really embarrassing.....

Christ, could you imagine what Conte would say to his players if the Big German Vagina plays?

"Run at him. He's so slow, you'll have scored and be back on the halfway line, and that useless cúnt will still only be half way through his turn..."

Yes won't be far off that, seriously if it gets to 2-0 will stop watching.....

[Gunner Rob]

Think im going to mow the lawn, dig it up and mow it again, when this wankfest is on. We are going to get rimmed

with Metersucker playing it could get embarrassing, really embarrassing.....

Christ, could you imagine what Conte would say to his players if the Big German Vagina plays?

"Run at him. He's so slow, you'll have scored and be back on the halfway line, and that useless cúnt will still only be half way through his turn..."

Yes won't be far off that, seriously if it gets to 2-0 will stop watching.....

if it gets to 2-0 that will be the point that I hope Chelsea then score 5 or 6 to make his position untenable

[OneBardGooner]

Don't know about you guys (and Retro Gooner! ) but I should all be Excited and Waiting for Kick-Off, Raring to Go etc, But I think we are going to get Utterly Humiliated.

[DB10GOONER]

Don't know about you guys (and Retro Gooner! ) but I should all be Excited and Waiting for Kick-Off, Raring to Go etc, But I think we are going to get Utterly Humiliated.

Yeah, it's a strange one.... normally I love FA Cup Final day (no matter who is playing), and obviously it's an even more brilliant day if The Arsenal are in the final, but I'm kinda struggling to get enthusiastic about this one at all... I'll probably be more up for it on the day, but usually I'm excited as fuck about our Cup finals for about a week or two before hand...

I still keep swinging between us winning 2-1 or 3-1 and them molesting the living arseholes off us 0-5...

Heart says we win it 3-1.

Head says they don't even bother with lubing us before they smash our ringpieces into smithereens....

[flash gunner]

Dont know if im the only one but im really excited about this game.

Its Cup Final day and in these times of footballing austerity finally a big game for us i was envious of united last night remembering CWC final of '94 as an example

Up the Gunners

WE WILL WIN

[augie]

Can anyone tell me why do the club normally screen games like this back at the bowl ? Is it just about money ? Is it aimed at the kids ? I cant imagine any self respecting adult attending unless they are bringing kids

Btw I do know that it is cancelled for this saturday

[Clash]

Cup final day and the build up in the week before was once like the summer's equivalent of the days leading up to Christmas. This cup final is being overshadowed by the spectre of Wenger. He ruins everything now (even Christmas ).

Can't say I'm feeling excited. Expecting a defeat in the game then a new contract . Feels more the build up to like a wet bank holiday spent in the north and then being told your house has burned down when you got back home .

[DB10GOONER]

Cup final day and the build up in the week before was once like the summer's equivalent of the days leading up to Christmas. This cup final is being overshadowed by the spectre of Wenger. He ruins everything now (even Christmas ).

Can't say I'm feeling excited. Expecting a defeat in the game then a new contract . Feels more the build up to like a wet bank holiday spent in the north and then being told your house has burned down when you got back home .

but fuck me that is bleak, mate!

[flash gunner]

Cup final day and the build up in the week before was once like the summer's equivalent of the days leading up to Christmas. This cup final is being overshadowed by the spectre of Wenger. He ruins everything now (even Christmas ).

Can't say I'm feeling excited. Expecting a defeat in the game then a new contract . Feels more the build up to like a wet bank holiday spent in the north and then being told your house has burned down when you got back home .

but fuck me that is bleak, mate!

That's 'augie' bleak