Chelsea (N) | FA CUP FINAL | Sat 27 May 2017 | 17:30

[Perryashburtongroves]

I can't think of anything other than a massive bum fucking. It's not going to go well.

[Perryashburtongroves]

Just to confirm, that's me thinking of the football, not sitting here thinking of getting done up my own bum. It's not something I spend much time pondering.

[DB10GOONER]

I don't like wally, and I mean that I REALLY don't like wally, but since he made the gesture to the scum fans at the grove two seasons ago, I despise him a little bit less Games like this are set up for another hero to redeem himself ....... step forward Ollie giroud - I am asking you nicely, please break terry's legs in multiple places and you will be a hero of mine for all time It would be hilarious if, just 6 days after walking off the chav pitch in tears, he was actually carried off the wembley pitch bawling his pikey eyes out

Haha - Quality.

The lowlife urban filth that is ChavTerry getting stretchered off maimed would make my season!

Weirdly, as much as I don't rate Feo Feo, I'd start him on Saturday. He has a habit of getting the odd big goal and he scored a belter in the final against Villa that no one really remembers because Sanchez scored an even better one that day.

I think Giroud will just get dragged into a wrestling match with the chav CH's, whereas Feo might offer that little something different. Maybe even start Welwide as he likes to run around a bit - just a shame his first touch is that of a hungover pub footballer on the Sunday morning after the Saturday night of all Saturday nights...

More importantly though, if Sanchez and Ozil are on fire we have a chance. If Ozil is in anonymous mode, and Sanchez is pissing possession away and running around like a spa in whining "Why Me?" mode we are fucked.

[Retro Gunner]

Just to confirm, that's me thinking of the football, not sitting here thinking of getting done up my own bum. It's not something I spend much time pondering.

Gotta admit Perry, when I read that post I laughed and thought, he's left himself wide open here (if you'll forgive the expression ) and was going to post, "And what about the Cup Final Perry?".......sadly I then saw your next (and very quick to explain !) post.

[DB10GOONER]

Just to confirm, that's me thinking of the football, not sitting here thinking of getting done up my own bum. It's not something I spend much time pondering.

You sure?

[ten20]

Arsenal 1 - 5 Chelsea

Sunday morning club announce Wenger will not be offered another contract and Allegri will start work July 1st

[Dicko]

A little "Top Tip" for anyone who may want one,WH Smiths sell the Official F.A. Cup Final matchday programme.
They are on sale now,£10. I bought one today,don't ask me why.

Oh my word I went into WHSmith today! Shame I missed it.

[DB10GOONER]

I've had this gut feeling all week so I just put a tenner on us to beat the chav 3-1 at 40/1 with PP online.

Yeah - I know!

[Eboue-Why?]

If its total humiliation...5-0 or 6-0, Would be nice to think he would resign, but after all we know about him, is that really likely

We all know that if that happened it'd be another case of 'unusual circumstances'

[Offside]

I had a dream I was watching the FA Cup Final with Tony Adams. We were 5-0 down when I woke up.

[Retro Gunner]

I've had this gut feeling all week so I just put a tenner on us to beat the chav 3-1 at 40/1 with PP online.

Yeah - I know!

You still suffering with that concussion ??!

[OneBardGooner]

Just to confirm, that's me thinking of the football, not sitting here thinking of getting done up my own bum. It's not something I spend much time pondering.

Uhhh Okaaaay!

[OneBardGooner]

I've had this gut feeling all week so I just put a tenner on us to beat the chav 3-1 at 40/1 with PP online.

Yeah - I know!

You still suffering with that concussion ??!

Are those the shortest odds you could get ?

[OneBardGooner]

I had a dream I was watching the FA Cup Final with Tony Adams. We were 5-0 down when I woke up.

WHAT!??? You were sleeping with Tony Adams????

[OneBardGooner]

I've had this gut feeling all week so I just put a tenner on us to beat the chav 3-1 at 40/1 with PP online.

Yeah - I know!

That'll be the Celon Extra Hot Curry mate!