The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

[Allgunsblazin]

Mbappe is on his way!
As confirmed by our Fuhrer Herr Wenger!
He has a plan to make him sign!....

Bag o Joosters to the ready!..

If this is serious, then they will have to break the bank....
I rate this player highly, in fact he could be as good if not better than Henry, and that is saying something!

[DB10GOONER]

Welcome to the Fake News Thread

I like it.

[OneBardGooner]

Nice to see the first three Gossip Rumours on the BBC Website - ALL Fake of course , but even so - There is nothing like consistency is there.


Year In Year Out - Transfer Window after Transfer Window - The club leak these rumours how we are going to sign so and so and wots is name...

So: Today's Load of Utter BOLLUX = Arsenal have made an £87m offer for Monaco striker Kylian Mbappe. The 18-year-old scored 26 goals in all competitions for the Ligue 1 champions last season. (L'Equipe - in French)

Gunners midfielder Mesut Ozil, 28, is ready to sign a new £280,000-a-week deal with the FA Cup winners. (Sun)

The chair of the Arsenal Independent Supporters' Association says the club are stuck in a crisis and major changes need to be made after manager Arsene Wenger signed a new two-year deal. (Daily Star)


We could sign the best 11 players in their respective positions and we would still fail miserably...why!? because we have a person in charge who can no longer manage - because he is no longer in touch with R-E-A-L-I-T-Y.

#fuckoffwenger

[Eboue-Why?]

Welcome to the Fake News Thread

I like it.

I've finally made it!!

[DB10GOONER]

Welcome to the Fake News Thread

I like it.

I've finally made it!!

Fame at last!


Also, you are now in The Clique. We will be sending out your "membership kit" today. It's name is "Spuddy" and he likes it up the chuffer.

[Redarmy]

from todays Telegraph...


Arsenal have had a €100million euro (£87million) bid for Kylian Mbappe rejected by Monaco.

The offer is the third turned down already this summer by the French champions, including a world-record fee of €120million (£105million) made by Real Madrid.



strange move offering less than whats already been turned down, just for effect maybe

[xisstential]

from todays Telegraph...


Arsenal have had a €100million euro (£87million) bid for Kylian Mbappe rejected by Monaco.

The offer is the third turned down already this summer by the French champions, including a world-record fee of €120million (£105 million) made by Real Madrid.



strange move offering less than whats already been turned down, just for effect maybe

So the CL finalists (again) have had a 105m bid turned down. Arsenal,not even in the CL, never mind the finals,offer slightly less.

We don't understand, as on the surface it makes no sense...BUT,we haven't been in football for 30 years, have we now??

Maybe we should have offered them Giroud as a sweetener but Wenger probably want Giroud to mentor Mbappe for the first couple of years.

[Bradywasking]

From Twitter..."Whether the bid is accepted or not Arsenal bidding €100m shows the intent and the money is there"
Let's up it a bit....let's make a no hope €150m bid for Messi or Ronaldo or both...we have a top class "nearly signed Virtual squad" now let's have "a show of intent squad" to match it..

[Herd]

Intent
War Chest
Agreed terms with the player
Having a medical tomorrow
Looking at houses in the Hertfordshire area

[Redarmy]

Intent
War Chest
Agreed terms with the player
Having a medical tomorrow
Looking at houses in the Hertfordshire area

we have been here before...many times....

[Allgunsblazin]

Come on Wenger you "CANT"

Give your Wengerista disciples some even bigger headlines....

A word of advice, find good players that want to play in the Europa Pisspot!....

[Redarmy]

from todays Telegraph...


Arsenal have had a €100million euro (£87million) bid for Kylian Mbappe rejected by Monaco.

The offer is the third turned down already this summer by the French champions, including a world-record fee of €120million (£105 million) made by Real Madrid.



strange move offering less than whats already been turned down, just for effect maybe

So the CL finalists (again) have had a 105m bid turned down. Arsenal,not even in the CL, never mind the finals,offer slightly less.

We don't understand, as on the surface it makes no sense...BUT,we haven't been in football for 30 years, have we now??

Maybe we should have offered them Giroud as a sweetener but Wenger probably want Giroud to mentor Mbappe for the first couple of years.

If this is real can only be as a public relations exercise....another summer of this wanker doing the transfer dealings.....

[rodders999]

Oh it's season ticket renewal time....we're signing Mbappe and Messi for 40 billion quid

What's that you say??? All the renewals are in??? Ok let's sign someone from the Latvian fourth division instead


Like the attack attack attack chant the mancs used to shout at poor old LVG, every time I see one of theses BS transfer stories all I hear is

RENEW RENEW
RENEW RENEW RENEW

[Perryashburtongroves]

I don't beleive a fucking word this *word censored* or the *word censored* who owns the club says. There is no fucking way that the bloke from Monaco will join us. This 90m offer is all talk, we might have put a bid in but we know full well that he won't join us. It's yet another act so that the club can turn round yet again in a month's time and say, we tried but clubs don't want to sell. We won't put another offer in, we'll bid 50m for someone shit and then buy some usual fucking nobody for 20m who won't play. It will be another complete failure of a summer. Quite frankly, if he couldn't get his act together and get anyone decent over the last few years, why will he now when we're in the UEFA cup? It's juts not going to happen and realistically, it's because he's a shit manager, the club is directionless, the players are shit and the fans hate him.

[DB10GOONER]

Oh it's season ticket renewal time....we're signing Mbappe and Messi for 40 billion quid

What's that you say??? All the renewals are in??? Ok let's sign someone from the Latvian fourth division instead


Like the attack attack attack chant the mancs used to shout at poor old LVG, every time I see one of theses BS transfer stories all I hear is

RENEW RENEW
RENEW RENEW RENEW

And yet it works year after year for so many of our fans. I recall that old saying (and I paraphrase here);

"Fool me once and you are a cúnt, fool me twice and I am a cúnt".