Groundhog daySPUDMASHER wrote: ↑Tue Jun 20, 2017 7:43 amfor "A Fistful of Dollars" we signed Perez
"For a Few Dollars More" We could have signed..............
Modern Football Bol**cks
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Rugby Gooner wrote: ↑Tue Jun 20, 2017 7:50 pmJust for the record,I am not an egg chaser.
The only time I played Rugby was when I was forced to during Game Of Thrones.
I haven't seen that episode.
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Apologies if it's been mentioned already
Dayglow coloured boots
And stupid furry club mascots ( particularly dinosaur shaped one's )
Dayglow coloured boots
And stupid furry club mascots ( particularly dinosaur shaped one's )
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It was a good one,I was going out with a blond bird who kept Dragons as pets,they fucking shit everywhere.OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Jun 21, 2017 2:03 pmRugby Gooner wrote: ↑Tue Jun 20, 2017 7:50 pmJust for the record,I am not an egg chaser.
The only time I played Rugby was when I was forced to during Game Of Thrones.
I haven't seen that episode.
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Mexican FA trying to stop the fans chanting at the opposing goalie when he takes a goal-kick...
Well, Mexican FA...
PUTO!!!
Well, Mexican FA...
PUTO!!!
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What do they chant?Swiss Tony Adams wrote: ↑Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:37 amMexican FA trying to stop the fans chanting at the opposing goalie when he takes a goal-kick...
Well, Mexican FA...
PUTO!!!
Re: Modern Football Bol**cks
It reminds me of Fitter Happier by Radiohead.Henry Norris 1913 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 20, 2017 6:09 pmi was reading this post to the tune of the only fools and horses theme tuneAllgunsblazin wrote: ↑Tue Jun 20, 2017 7:50 amFoot long hotdogs
Cheap plastic dregs of Wetherspoons lager
Handshakes before a game, where the fuck did that come from
Respect! Fuck off
Can't take beer to your seat
Frowned upon when making noise! Shhhh we are reading!
Selective replays on screen!...
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Well, they shout "puto"arseofacrow wrote: ↑Thu Jun 22, 2017 1:00 pmWhat do they chant?Swiss Tony Adams wrote: ↑Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:37 amMexican FA trying to stop the fans chanting at the opposing goalie when he takes a goal-kick...
Well, Mexican FA...
PUTO!!!
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And what does that mean?Swiss Tony Adams wrote: ↑Thu Jun 22, 2017 7:16 pmWell, they shout "puto"arseofacrow wrote: ↑Thu Jun 22, 2017 1:00 pmWhat do they chant?Swiss Tony Adams wrote: ↑Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:37 amMexican FA trying to stop the fans chanting at the opposing goalie when he takes a goal-kick...
Well, Mexican FA...
PUTO!!!
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Yeah, I should have explained that as well.
It's a male prostitute, obviously in spanish.
It would appear that this particular occupation is not of the "gigolo" persuasion, i.e. a man who sells his body to beautiful nymphomaniac women and of course gets very well payed for the effort, including fine meals in the best Restaurants and weekend get-a-ways in the most fabulous Hotels around the World, but more someone who sells his arse for very little to a fat, sweaty man in a public toilet.
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Swiss Tony Adams wrote: ↑Fri Jun 23, 2017 1:53 pmYeah, I should have explained that as well.
It's a male prostitute, obviously in spanish.
It would appear that this particular occupation is not of the "gigolo" persuasion, i.e. a man who sells his body to beautiful nymphomaniac women and of course gets very well payed for the effort, including fine meals in the best Restaurants and weekend get-a-ways in the most fabulous Hotels around the World, but more someone who sells his arse for very little to a fat, sweaty man in a public toilet.
Cue DB10
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This could also feature in the grumpy git section: Female football commentators. More specifically, focal points like goals or controversies.
Perhaps it's only the whiny English females that feature on the BBC and a nice Irish or Scottish voice would prove much better. It's the high-pitchedness of aforementioned females that grates. Just grates.
Perhaps it's only the whiny English females that feature on the BBC and a nice Irish or Scottish voice would prove much better. It's the high-pitchedness of aforementioned females that grates. Just grates.
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Re: The Minutes Silence Thing
Do it or you don't give a shit.
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Especially at Dire Fart Lane.Rugby Gooner wrote: ↑Wed Jun 21, 2017 4:28 pmIt was a good one,I was going out with a blond bird who kept Dragons as pets,they fucking shit everywhere.OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Jun 21, 2017 2:03 pmRugby Gooner wrote: ↑Tue Jun 20, 2017 7:50 pmJust for the record,I am not an egg chaser.
The only time I played Rugby was when I was forced to during Game Of Thrones.
I haven't seen that episode.