The innevitable new John Terry song...

[dennis_10]

Apparently Terry had ten pairs of boots with him last night, the ponce. So, to the tune of "ten green bottles";

Ten pairs of boots, hanging on the wall,
Ten pairs of boots, hanging on the wall,
Along comes Terry, he accidently falls,
That's the wrong pair of boots, taken from the wall.

Repeat ad infinitum...

I like!

[DB10GOONER]

Apparently Terry had ten pairs of boots with him last night, the ponce. So, to the tune of "ten green bottles";

Ten pairs of boots, hanging on the wall,
Ten pairs of boots, hanging on the wall,
Along comes Terry, he accidently falls,
That's the wrong pair of boots, taken from the wall.

Repeat ad infinitum...

I like!

Thank you dennis!

And thank you for sticking on-topic!!

Not like those other bastardholes...

[donaldo]

WHEN JOHN WENT UP
TO WIN THE EUROPEAN CUP
HE FELL DOWN
HE FELL DOWN

[DB10GOONER]

Apparently Terry had ten pairs of boots with him last night, the ponce. So, to the tune of "ten green bottles";

Ten pairs of boots, hanging on the wall,
Ten pairs of boots, hanging on the wall,
Along comes Terry, he accidently falls,
That's the wrong pair of boots, taken from the wall.

Repeat ad infinitum...

I'm bumping this because I keep singing that stupid fucking song I made up...

I hope it annoys someone else as much!