BGV To take over as Academy Manager

[GoonerMuzz]

Reports in the press that the BGV is to take over as Manager of the Academy next year:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... my-manager

More jobs for the 'loyal' boys, club is truly becoming a total joke, what's he going to teach them, how to jump out of the way of shots and free kicks

[DB10GOONER]

Reports in the press that the BGV is to take over as Manager of the Academy next year:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... my-manager

More jobs for the 'loyal' boys, club is truly becoming a total joke, what's he going to teach them, how to jump out of the way of shots and free kicks

Christ, it really is jobs for the boys isn't it?

The most cowardly fucking player I've ever seen on a football pitch heading up the academy? FFS.

[OneBardGooner]

Reports in the press that the BGV is to take over as Manager of the Academy next year:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... my-manager

More jobs for the 'loyal' boys, club is truly becoming a total joke, what's he going to teach them, how to jump out of the way of shots and free kicks

I can just imagine it now.

First day's lessons with BVG at the helm:

1. How to duck out of the way of a football

2. How to turn slower than a pint of Curdled Milk

3. How to slip one's tongue firmly up Wenger's wrinkled crack

4. How to steal a living at Arsenal FC

It fuckin' STINKS!!

[OneBardGooner]

ps:

Oh! And once you have signed your first 5 year contract for ridiculous amounts of money and whilst counting that money on your summer hols in the Maldives or wherever - How to put a towel by the pool to get you and your plastic faced wag good places by the pool for a bit of sun worshipping.

[DB10GOONER]

ps:

Oh! And once you have signed your first 5 year contract for ridiculous amounts of money and whilst counting that money on your summer hols in the Maldives or wherever - How to put a towel by the pool to get you and your plastic faced wag good places by the pool for a bit of sun worshipping.

Easy, tiger....

[OneBardGooner]

WHAT!?



I didn't even mention the war!

[DB10GOONER]

WHAT!?



I didn't even mention the war!

[herbert]

BGV? he might be the chosen one to replace our lord and master in 2019 or 2021 or 2023

[DB10GOONER]

BGV? he might be the chosen one to replace our lord and master in 2019 or 2021 or 2023

#May2025.

Just saying...

[herbert]

BGV? he might be the chosen one to replace our lord and master in 2019 or 2021 or 2023

#May2025.

Just saying...

what does the BGV stand for? big german vanny?

[falkirk goon]

BGV? he might be the chosen one to replace our lord and master in 2019 or 2021 or 2023

#May2025.

Just saying...

what does the BGV stand for? big german vanny?

Beeg German vageeena
or as rodders calls him Herr Fannyflaps

[GoonerMuzz]

Seriously i just can't see anything he brings as Manager of the Academy, not even sure he's done his badges yet, but i suppose the time off last season and next gives him plenty of time.

As for the shout of next Manager would anyone actually be surprised

[OneBardGooner]

BGV? he might be the chosen one to replace our lord and master in 2019 or 2021 or 2023

#May2025.

Just saying...

what does the BGV stand for? big german vanny?

Beeg German vageeena
or as rodders calls him Herr Fannyflaps

[Perryashburtongroves]

One of the biggest fucking bell-ends to play for the club in recent years and that says something. Why bother trying to get an experienced academy director in when you can give it to a complete *word censored* with no experience? Fuck off.

[northbank123]

Struggle to think of many players I would be less keen to keep on as an academy coach.