The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

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Wenger himself has said that we don't need to sell our best players any more so this will be the latest in a set of lies going back years to when we first moved grounds. Of course we will sell him - and we have to because he doesn't believe his future is playing for Inspector Clueless and who can blame him. He's 28 and this next contract - which surely will be for at least 4 years wherever he goes - will go a long way to determining what his legacy will be. He is already rich beyond his dreams, so does he need £400k per week to stay and scrap for the 4th Placed Trophy and the odd FA Cup, or leave and join Bayern, PSG or City whose ambitions are to win the big prizes.

Personally if it was about winning I'd join Bayern - not convinced Pep at City is going to work out whilst PSG I think will still suffer in Europe owing to the fact that their domestic league is shite.

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Sun Jul 09, 2017 1:30 pm
Wenger himself has said that we don't need to sell our best players any more so this will be the latest in a set of lies going back years to when we first moved grounds. Of course we will sell him - and we have to because he doesn't believe his future is playing for Inspector Clueless and who can blame him. He's 28 and this next contract - which surely will be for at least 4 years wherever he goes - will go a long way to determining what his legacy will be. He is already rich beyond his dreams, so does he need £400k per week to stay and scrap for the 4th Placed Trophy and the odd FA Cup, or leave and join Bayern, PSG or City whose ambitions are to win the big prizes.

Personally if it was about winning I'd join Bayern - not convinced Pep at City is going to work out whilst PSG I think will still suffer in Europe owing to the fact that their domestic league is shite.
I Concur. :high5:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sun Jul 09, 2017 5:06 pm
SteveO 35 wrote:
Sun Jul 09, 2017 1:30 pm
Wenger himself has said that we don't need to sell our best players any more so this will be the latest in a set of lies going back years to when we first moved grounds. Of course we will sell him - and we have to because he doesn't believe his future is playing for Inspector Clueless and who can blame him. He's 28 and this next contract - which surely will be for at least 4 years wherever he goes - will go a long way to determining what his legacy will be. He is already rich beyond his dreams, so does he need £400k per week to stay and scrap for the 4th Placed Trophy and the odd FA Cup, or leave and join Bayern, PSG or City whose ambitions are to win the big prizes.

Personally if it was about winning I'd join Bayern - not convinced Pep at City is going to work out whilst PSG I think will still suffer in Europe owing to the fact that their domestic league is shite.
I Concur. :high5:
I concur with your concurring 8)

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Yep 👍 :(

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Last fucking summer I told you lot, last fucking summer :coffeespit:

When Jordan fucking Ibe moved from Liverpool to Bournemouth for 18 million quid I told you the game was going to eat itself and you fucking scoffed....YOU FUCKING SCOFFED!!!!!!!

And now I've just woken up from an alcohol infused coma to hear that the Belgian Carl Cort has gone to united for 100m quid......ONE HUNDRED MILLION FUCKING QUID!!!


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....the game is gone.......the game is fucking gone.

He's got the first touch of a flaccid cock and he's worth 100 million quid. THE WORLD IS FUCKED. And here's little old me with my pants around my ankles tearing my pecker off watching the bangbabes.

THE GAME HAS EATEN ITS OWN ARSEHOLE.


Over and out......see you fucking inbreds at the charity shield.

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1979 first £1m transfer...
2017 £100m transfer, what a difference 38 years can do...

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rodders999 wrote:
Sun Jul 09, 2017 9:52 pm
Last fucking summer I told you lot, last fucking summer :coffeespit:

When Jordan fucking Ibe moved from Liverpool to Bournemouth for 18 million quid I told you the game was going to eat itself and you fucking scoffed....YOU FUCKING SCOFFED!!!!!!!

And now I've just woken up from an alcohol infused coma to hear that the Belgian Carl Cort has gone to united for 100m quid......ONE HUNDRED MILLION FUCKING QUID!!!


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....the game is gone.......the game is fucking gone.

He's got the first touch of a flaccid cock and he's worth 100 million quid. THE WORLD IS FUCKED. And here's little old me with my pants around my ankles tearing my pecker off watching the bangbabes.

THE GAME HAS EATEN ITS OWN ARSEHOLE.


Over and out......see you fucking inbreds at the charity shield.
I don't care how much players are sold for, no one is asking me to pay it, so buy the best players and lets get a team worthy of Arsenal. If every player in that team costs a pound or a hundred million i couldn't care less

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While the Belgian Carl Cort goes to Manure the granny shagger goes in the opposite direction...Calls for a statue of him at Old Trafford etc....do not get caught up in this media love in for him..He was, is and always will be the diving, cheating :censored: that ended the Invincibles

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Bradywasking wrote:
Mon Jul 10, 2017 6:23 am
While the Belgian Carl Cort goes to Manure the granny shagger goes in the opposite direction...Calls for a statue of him at Old Trafford etc....do not get caught up in this media love in for him..He was, is and always will be the diving, cheating :censored: that ended the Invincibles
That's exactly what he is :evil: the wee fat bastard :evil:
To think there have been calls over the years to sign him :oops: fuck that.

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We can safely say that bellerin heading back to the whores.

Why else would he be getting an extended break

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Rugby Gooner wrote:
Sat Jul 08, 2017 4:12 pm
I saw on the BBC website that Cazorla may miss the 2017-18 season as well due to his Achillies injury.
Time to offload him,and go for Marco Assensio.
We have carried too many players,on too much money,for too long.
Our club seems to confuse sentiment with loyalty,and also needs to learn that players have NO loyalty to any club.
Who would buy Cazorla? Same as Mertesacker - nobody is going to touch them with their injury problems and with the wages they're on. Of all of his fundamental faults in the last decade, it is Wenger's insistence on throwing wheelbarrows full of cash at these sorts of players which is the most difficult to justify.

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rodders999 wrote:
Sun Jul 09, 2017 9:52 pm
Last fucking summer I told you lot, last fucking summer :coffeespit:

When Jordan fucking Ibe moved from Liverpool to Bournemouth for 18 million quid I told you the game was going to eat itself and you fucking scoffed....YOU FUCKING SCOFFED!!!!!!!

And now I've just woken up from an alcohol infused coma to hear that the Belgian Carl Cort has gone to united for 100m quid......ONE HUNDRED MILLION FUCKING QUID!!!


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....the game is gone.......the game is fucking gone.

He's got the first touch of a flaccid cock and he's worth 100 million quid. THE WORLD IS FUCKED. And here's little old me with my pants around my ankles tearing my pecker off watching the bangbabes.

THE GAME HAS EATEN ITS OWN ARSEHOLE.


Over and out......see you fucking inbreds at the charity shield.
Hey you drunken fucking lunatic, I did not scoff - I said the same arse-pillaging cock-bending thing!! :banghead: :lol: :barscarf:

The Belgian Carl Cort had one season where everything went right for him. Every single season before that he had the same goal returns as Giroud. Bang average bog standard PL average - I've said the same to Nutjob. :wink:

I'll eat my own arsehole if he hits 20+ PL goals every season over the next 3 seasons. Because THAT is what £100million should buy you. :roll:

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Bradywasking wrote:
Mon Jul 10, 2017 6:23 am
While the Belgian Carl Cort goes to Manure the granny shagger goes in the opposite direction...Calls for a statue of him at Old Trafford etc....do not get caught up in this media love in for him..He was, is and always will be the diving, cheating :censored: that ended the Invincibles
Along with Stevie Me, Granny Pillager is one of the worst diving cheating bastards to ever play the game. Shameful pikey cúnt. :censored:

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IW8Goalmachine wrote:
Mon Jul 10, 2017 9:18 am
We can safely say that bellerin heading back to the whores.

Why else would he be getting an extended break
Because he played in the Euro u-21s this summer 8)


Having said that you're still probably correct in saying he's off.

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Belgian Carl Cort has made my morning.
Bu you have to know he is and was an Arsenal fan and still goes now and again ,was one of many in the Southwark boys that were Arsenal !

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