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[Henry Norris 1913]

"in bosnia, we have this thing, how you say, tackling"?

[Neilers C]

City offered you how much??

[markyp]

ozil 'who told you you would win trophies at Arsenal'

[arseofacrow]

"in bosnia, we have this thing, how you say, tackling"?

"Arsenal said that I could keep hold of my image rights. Clever, eh?!"

[HARLOW GOONER]

Ozil : Are my eyes offside?

[OneBardGooner]

Look Oz mate I know you are well skilled etc - But look my left thigh is bigger than your waist.

[OneBardGooner]

Fair Do's Kolasinac looks a feckin' beast I bet he snaps shrek in half when we play the toffee's...Call it wishful thinking or just plain old revenge for ending our run on 49 the diving grannyshaggin' cheatin ceeeunntt.

[Nos89]

Ozil- "I won the World Cup and I can't understand why the fuck has Bayern Munich not tried to buy me?"

[Bradywasking]

Kolasinac ;" I'm really excited to join up with you guys"
Ozil; " Yeah it's great here...put in minimum effort and save yourself for international duty...oh and let your contract run down so you decide your wages...and the manager..he is great..hasn't a clue ...so we get away with everything."
Xhaka; " If you want a bit of a holiday it is handy to have a bad boy image like me...few red cards..no one raises an eyebrow....works every time"
Kolasinac ;" yeah I had thought of coming here to be competitive but what you are saying is soooo much better"
Ozil; " some of the support can be a bit moany, but as the boss and the owner say..Fuck Them"

[DB10GOONER]

"in bosnia, we have this thing, how you say, tackling"?

Ozil: "Huh? Tackling? Are you insane?"

[DB10GOONER]

Ozil: "And then the boss said run around a bit more. I was all like what the fuck do I look like Robbie Savage?!"

[DB10GOONER]

Kolasinac: "So let me get this right. Crossing acurately from the wing is frowned upon? Taking on my man down the wing is frowned upon? Shooting from distance is frowned upon? Talk to Gibbs, you say...."

[Gunner Rob]

Kolasinac: "hey guys this place is nuts - the boss has just said that he thinks its fine for you, Sanchez and the Ox to run down their contracts, I have just won a trophy for losing a match and the owner is into shooting elephants"

Ozil:"its ok I thought that I was joining a big club too. once you realise its just a holiday camp it gets easier. either take it easy on the pitch or get injured and take a few months off, doesnt matter really. nothing here ever changes"

[rodders999]

Kolasinac looks like he ate Andre Santos

[OneBardGooner]

Kolasinac looks like he ate Andre Santos