The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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I'd want Aguero for Sanchez, but AS7 will certainly be sold in the next few days.

I wonder when Ozil is going to sign his contract :roll:

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rodders999 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 9:07 am
imagine Sterling and Walcott in the same team at the same time....end of days stuff right there,
Fucking hell rodders - it would trigger The Rapture! :shock: Poor old Atheist Hipster Joe would be left here on the forum by himself wondering where all the God botherers have gone!

:lol: :wink:

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The face on Sanchez on the bench at anfield on Sunday said a million words... most of them of an Anglo-Saxon nature and aimed at the deluded fucktard manager of our team I'd imagine.... :|

Sanchez is gone. 100% gone.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 9:25 am
The face on Sanchez on the bench at anfield on Sunday said a million words... most of them of an Anglo-Saxon nature and aimed at the deluded fucktard manager of our team I'd imagine.... :|

Sanchez is gone. 100% gone.
Spot on, last min deal leaving us with a pile of money we can't spend, win win for the old fool

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Fuck me. Sterling?!!
Just when you thought it couldn't get more farcical :shock:
Has to be bullshit...... I hope.
If not, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't want to come to us.....i really do fucking hope.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 9:03 am
rodders999 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:58 am
Raheem Sterling :coffeespit:
:coffeespit:

Sterling PLUS cash for Sanchez???? There simply is not enough money in the world ffs! :lol: :lol: :banghead: :lol: :fryingpan:

I'd rather just give them Sanchez and let them keep Sterling too! :roll:
That just cannot happen....that would finish it for me to see Sterling at the Arsenal.... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

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Raheem Sterling :shock: :shock: :shock: :banghead:

Fucking fuck the fuck off

Absolute Joke of a football club

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And if Milan want Mustafi....pay the money or fuck off. Loaning him out would be fucking ridiculous.

Christ, I said I wasn't going to get angry about our transfers over the next few days...but Sterling has pushed me over the edge!!!!

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Redarmy wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:04 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 9:03 am
rodders999 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:58 am
Raheem Sterling :coffeespit:
:coffeespit:

Sterling PLUS cash for Sanchez???? There simply is not enough money in the world ffs! :lol: :lol: :banghead: :lol: :fryingpan:

I'd rather just give them Sanchez and let them keep Sterling too! :roll:
That just cannot happen....that would finish it for me to see Sterling at the Arsenal.... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Sterling is Walcott-Lite. :oops: :lol: :lol:

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I just want to watch it burn now, burn bright, burn loud and burn it right down to the ground.

The more players that leave between now and Thursday 11pm the better for me and I don't want to see any replacements coming in.

I want this whole thing to go up in a blaze of venom, bile and hatred and then I want it to come crashing down around his ears.

Scorched earth policy for me now until it's over, I hope it's a bloody massacre by the time he's driven out the door.

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a full-blown crisis is underway.

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Sterling? But... he's English :shock:

Looks like the club are pushing for a last second transfer with all this 'not for sale' shite when it's fucking obvious he has to be sold to make any money, plus the theoretical possibility in getting a replac- :lol: :lol: :lol:

By the way, it's a fucking joke that Mustafi is going out on loan, while the club want to sell him outright. He had a decent season for a non-coached defender at Arsenal. I guess one year under TOF was all he needed before he wants to go. Smart guy.

Whatever happens, the squad will not be fit for purpose, especially with The Old Fraud in charge. After finally breaking the 19 year run of VTs, maybe things really are starting to nose-dive. But we've thought that before.
rodders999 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:37 am
I just want to watch it burn now, burn bright, burn loud and burn it right down to the ground.

The more players that leave between now and Thursday 11pm the better for me and I don't want to see any replacements coming in.

I want this whole thing to go up in a blaze of venom, bile and hatred and then I want it to come crashing down around his ears.

Scorched earth policy for me now until it's over, I hope it's a bloody massacre by the time he's driven out the door.
Well said 8) :barscarf:

If I could see him end up like Gaddafi in 2011, well... :mrgreen:

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This window is turning into a bigger disaster than 2011 - and that takes some doing. It could be :-

Sanchez out
Oxlade out
Mustafi out
Gibbs out
Loads of shite still there


Sterling in :coffeespit:
Lacazette warming the bench
Kolasinac warming the bench

Insane !!!!!!

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We need a big shithouse strong spine in this team not another fucking sulking midget

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Gibbs move to Watford collapses because he "can't agree personal terms".

In other words they won't match the insane 60 grand a week he's getting from Wanka.

The banter era continues :barscarf:

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