The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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according to daily telegraph we are back in for Johnny Evans,and another paper claiming Gibbs to watford is off,off the wall rumour on Twitter is that Southampton are willing to let van dyke come to us if walcott is included in any deal.

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rodders999 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:37 am
I just want to watch it burn now, burn bright, burn loud and burn it right down to the ground.

The more players that leave between now and Thursday 11pm the better for me and I don't want to see any replacements coming in.

I want this whole thing to go up in a blaze of venom, bile and hatred and then I want it to come crashing down around his ears.

Scorched earth policy for me now until it's over, I hope it's a bloody massacre by the time he's driven out the door.



My eldest son is going mad for the club to bring in some quality players, and he doesn't understand why I don't want the club to buy even one more player - simply put, with this manager it doesn't who we sign cos the old c.unt doesn't know shit about managing a team anymore. We all know that he is gonna leave an end of the world type mess for the next manager to sort out, so the last thing we should want is the b**tard wasting another £100m+ transfer kitty bringing in average/shit players like he did last summer :roll:

Btw there is ZERO chance of sanchez leaving in this transfer window imo UNLESS he goes on strike and refuses to come back - the club and it's dickhead manager know that selling him will bring an unprecedented avalanche of bile from the fans that will not be quelled whatever they do, so imo they will take the financial hit in a bid for short-term peace

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augie wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:23 am
rodders999 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:37 am
I just want to watch it burn now, burn bright, burn loud and burn it right down to the ground.

The more players that leave between now and Thursday 11pm the better for me and I don't want to see any replacements coming in.

I want this whole thing to go up in a blaze of venom, bile and hatred and then I want it to come crashing down around his ears.

Scorched earth policy for me now until it's over, I hope it's a bloody massacre by the time he's driven out the door.



My eldest son is going mad for the club to bring in some quality players, and he doesn't understand why I don't want the club to buy even one more player - simply put, with this manager it doesn't who we sign cos the old c.unt doesn't know shit about managing a team anymore. We all know that he is gonna leave an end of the world type mess for the next manager to sort out, so the last thing we should want is the b**tard wasting another £100m+ transfer kitty bringing in average/shit players like he did last summer :roll:

Btw there is ZERO chance of sanchez leaving in this transfer window imo UNLESS he goes on strike and refuses to come back - the club and it's dickhead manager know that selling him will bring an unprecedented avalanche of bile from the fans that will not be quelled whatever they do, so imo they will take the financial hit in a bid for short-term peace
I'm not so sure about Sanchez to be honest Augie, I reckon if the right number of ££££s were offered they'd snatch the hand off. They've shown how much the fans opinion matters giving Wenger a new contract and we all know Arsene FC PLC is all about the money :rubchin:

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:19 am
according to daily telegraph we are back in for Johnny Evans,and another paper claiming Gibbs to watford is off,off the wall rumour on Twitter is that Southampton are willing to let van dyke come to us if walcott is included in any deal.


Another money grabbing b**tard who is willing to sleepwalk his career as long as he is earning top coin sitting in the stands - will down to all who negotiated that contract :roll:

Could see Southampton trying to screw the victims out of signing van dyke after their conduct in unsettling him, but I don't think that they are stupid enough to be willing to take wally to screw them over :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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GoonerMuzz wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:39 am
augie wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:23 am
rodders999 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:37 am
I just want to watch it burn now, burn bright, burn loud and burn it right down to the ground.

The more players that leave between now and Thursday 11pm the better for me and I don't want to see any replacements coming in.

I want this whole thing to go up in a blaze of venom, bile and hatred and then I want it to come crashing down around his ears.

Scorched earth policy for me now until it's over, I hope it's a bloody massacre by the time he's driven out the door.



My eldest son is going mad for the club to bring in some quality players, and he doesn't understand why I don't want the club to buy even one more player - simply put, with this manager it doesn't who we sign cos the old c.unt doesn't know shit about managing a team anymore. We all know that he is gonna leave an end of the world type mess for the next manager to sort out, so the last thing we should want is the b**tard wasting another £100m+ transfer kitty bringing in average/shit players like he did last summer :roll:

Btw there is ZERO chance of sanchez leaving in this transfer window imo UNLESS he goes on strike and refuses to come back - the club and it's dickhead manager know that selling him will bring an unprecedented avalanche of bile from the fans that will not be quelled whatever they do, so imo they will take the financial hit in a bid for short-term peace
I'm not so sure about Sanchez to be honest Augie, I reckon if the right number of ££££s were offered they'd snatch the hand off. They've shown how much the fans opinion matters giving Wenger a new contract and we all know Arsene FC PLC is all about the money :rubchin:



I think that the board will prioritise protecting wenker over taking the $$$$ at the moment - stupidly they have signed him up for another two years, and they know that selling sanchez will hang the French c.unt out to dry and that would bring a shit load of pressure back on their doorstep

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Haha the Gibbs deal has collapsed, is anyone surprised?. :roll:

I say teach these players a lesson, no loan deal for them, stick them in the U23's with orders not to start them and let them rot out the rest of their career until their contract expires, infact don't even register them that way they won't count against our oversized squad.

So short sighted because by the time their contract is up literally no one will want them apart from lower league clubs who won't pay them a tenth of what they are on now so in the end they will probably end up with less money, as well as having a sh*t career record and no pride..

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sk-gtfo wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:52 am
Haha the Gibbs deal has collapsed, is anyone surprised?. :roll:

I say teach these players a lesson, no loan deal for them, stick them in the U23's with orders not to start them and let them rot out the rest of their career until their contract expires, infact don't even register them that way they won't count against our oversized squad.

So short sighted because by the time their contract is up literally no one will want them apart from lower league clubs who won't pay them a tenth of what they are on now so in the end they will probably end up with less money, as well as having a sh*t career record and no pride..

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Couldn't agree personal terms according to sky sports.

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sk-gtfo wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:52 am
Haha the Gibbs deal has collapsed, is anyone surprised?. :roll:

I say teach these players a lesson, no loan deal for them, stick them in the U23's with orders not to start them and let them rot out the rest of their career until their contract expires, infact don't even register them that way they won't count against our oversized squad.

So short sighted because by the time their contract is up literally no one will want them apart from lower league clubs who won't pay them a tenth of what they are on now so in the end they will probably end up with less money, as well as having a sh*t career record and no pride..

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Did he fail a medical, or did he fail to understand why Watford, weren't willing to pay him £150,000 a week?

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Watford not operating a socialist wage structure then? :roll:

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:56 am
sk-gtfo wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:52 am
Haha the Gibbs deal has collapsed, is anyone surprised?. :roll:

I say teach these players a lesson, no loan deal for them, stick them in the U23's with orders not to start them and let them rot out the rest of their career until their contract expires, infact don't even register them that way they won't count against our oversized squad.

So short sighted because by the time their contract is up literally no one will want them apart from lower league clubs who won't pay them a tenth of what they are on now so in the end they will probably end up with less money, as well as having a sh*t career record and no pride..

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Couldn't agree personal terms according to sky sports.
Yeah because he's on around £60K a week and isn't worth more than £30K but instead of just moving on and making a career for himself he would rather sit on his backside knowing full well he won't play football at Arsenal, not absolving the idiot who gave him his inflated wages of blame, but these players are so short sighted and greedy, just shows they don't have a "winning mentality", they just want the easy life that w*nker offers them.

He could earn £30-40K a week at Watford, play well and get a new deal with them 2-3 years down the line on more money, instead he will earn £60K a week for 2 more years(?) at Arsenal then be another forgotten player who won't earn more than £10K a week because no club in the top two divisions will want him!.

I don't accept this can't blame them for taking the money s**t, they simply have no self pride, what w*nker pays them is another issue which he can be blamed for.

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Wonga tries to buy loyalty with sky high wages, wants everyone to love him so no internal dissent, it's all about power.

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Jonny fucking Evans im fucking crying here .

So we loan out Mustafi rather than get some money for him and now attempt to spend some money to get Jonny evans in?

You honestly have to laugh.

Its a fucking circus

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Jonny fucking Evans....

Jesus wept.

Then pissed himself laughing.

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same what you want about evans but look at the goals wba concede and then look at the goals we concede, mustafi is shit and glad to get rid of him.

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REB wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 12:50 pm
same what you want about evans but look at the goals wba concede and then look at the goals we concede, mustafi is shit and glad to get rid of him.
I'm with Reb on this one. Mustafi is a shadow with no pace, as bang average Evans may be/seem; he's an upgrade on Mustafi.

With that being said.....Jonny fucking Evans :banghead:
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