The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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This is the tragedy of it all, Evans is probably better than what we have. Mid table players with a good work ethic could actually improve things. Thats the state we are in,Everton and a few more are in much better shape.

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No. Simply, no.

We would be better off playing with 10 men rather than let Jonny Fucking Evans near the pitch.

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:01 pm
No. Simply, no.

We would be better off playing with 10 men rather than let Jonny Fucking Evans near the pitch.
Indulge me.You are a competent football manager 60 mins before ko picking your team. Per,Kos,Rob,Mustafi,Monreal and Evans are looking up at you.U decide not to reach for the AK47. Sorry to say but Jonny gets a game. He might actually head away a corner or two.

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Look on the bright side. Natalie's nipples are gonna be so erect with excitement on Thursday evening

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Eboue-Why? wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:14 pm
Look on the bright side. Natalie's nipples are gonna be so erect with excitement on Thursday evening
I want to be inside her so F'n bad 8)

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Wenger demanding Aguero, not Sterling. I cannot see City going for that. I certainly cannot see Aguero going for it. He might as well retire.....

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We already have Welbeck, Jonny Evans up next.

Anyone know if Luke Chadwick is still playing ball? Let's get the band back together :barscarf:

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Does it really matter what happens in the next 2 days. I do think Sanchez will be off he was there at Liverpool for a start.
It will just add to our fans fire when he starts scoring for City as they challenge United for the title.
I had some optimism before the start of this season but some people on here knew that it would be bad. I bet Lacazette is wondering why on earth he signed.

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Balls deep 24/7


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Just look at the shape of her burger :shock:

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To be fair rodders, she has put on a lot of weight since then - to coin a phrase from a movie (think it was Bad Boys) "I hate it when a bitch lets herself go" :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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rodders999 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:28 pm
We already have Welbeck, Jonny Evans up next.

Anyone know if Luke Chadwick is still playing ball? Let's get the band back together :barscarf:


Throw sterling and wally's names in with them and you have the mother and father of all nightmares :mrgnu: :oops: :oops: :oops:

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augie wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:38 pm
To be fair rodders, she has put on a lot of weight since then - to coin a phrase from a movie (think it was Bad Boys) "I hate it when a bitch lets herself go" :lol: :lol: :lol:
She has piled on a few pounds Augie, but when you take in to account the amount of bags that have been emptied inside her is it any wonder.....gallons of jism 8)

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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rodders999 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:43 pm
augie wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:38 pm
To be fair rodders, she has put on a lot of weight since then - to coin a phrase from a movie (think it was Bad Boys) "I hate it when a bitch lets herself go" :lol: :lol: :lol:
She has piled on a few pounds Augie, but when you take in to account the amount of bags that have been emptied inside her is it any wonder.....gallons of jism 8)


And she still wont let you near her ........... sad, so very sad :lol: :lol: :lol:

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oaodan wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:12 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:01 pm
No. Simply, no.

We would be better off playing with 10 men rather than let Jonny Fucking Evans near the pitch.
Indulge me.You are a competent football manager 60 mins before ko picking your team. Per,Kos,Rob,Mustafi,Monreal and Evans are looking up at you.U decide not to reach for the AK47. Sorry to say but Jonny gets a game. He might actually head away a corner or two.
Interesting use of the word "competent" in the second sentence. If I am a competent football manager I dare say that the names "Per, Mustafi, Monreal and Evans" would not be in the third sentence.

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