The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

[SteveO 35]

Lol - the Sky transfer centre has it reported that we will giving City CASH PLUS ALEXIS in return for the flaky ex-Mickey c.unt

Dick Law & Ivan Gazidis - pure genius !

please tell me this is a wind up,surely its Alexis plus cash our way?

Nope, that's what it says! SSN seem as dumbfounded as we do !

[Redarmy]

Lol - the Sky transfer centre has it reported that we will giving City CASH PLUS ALEXIS in return for the flaky ex-Mickey c.unt

Dick Law & Ivan Gazidis - pure genius !

please tell me this is a wind up,surely its Alexis plus cash our way?

Nope, that's what it says! SSN seem as dumbfounded as we do !

must be a mistake, not possible...

[SteveO 35]

So...."the catalyst for change" summarised in this transfer window

Joe L'Average signs for £50m, Kolasinac for free

Mustafi to be loaned or sold, Ox out for £40m, Alexis transferred plus cash for fucking Paperweight Sterling, Gibbs out for £5m, Gabriel out for £9m

So, a transfer window profit/breakeven position despite the wealth from TV income being at its highest ever point and clearing £3m per match in gate receipts.

2 years ago the new commercial deals were going to allow us to compete for just about any player barring Messi and Ronaldo.

Now we're being rejected by Jonny Evans

ONE ARSENE WENGER.......THERE'S ONLY ONE ARSENE WENGER

[goonersid]

What a fucking sorry mess we are!
I'm convinced the cu nt can't survive this!

[greengooner]

Think theres one more as well but I can't remember to be honest.

Southampton want 40 mil for van Dyke or 60 mil + Walcott

[SteveO 35]

Lol - the Sky transfer centre has it reported that we will giving City CASH PLUS ALEXIS in return for the flaky ex-Mickey c.unt

Dick Law & Ivan Gazidis - pure genius !

please tell me this is a wind up,surely its Alexis plus cash our way?

Nope, that's what it says! SSN seem as dumbfounded as we do !

must be a mistake, not possible...

http://www.skysports.com/transfer-centre

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SANCHEZ, STERLING UPDATE

Details of the negotiations which have taken place between Manchester City and Arsenal are becoming a little clearer this afternoon...

We understand Manchester City are keen on a simple cash-only deal for Alexis Sanchez.

Arsenal, however, are considering a deal which involves Sanchez heading for Manchester City, with Raheem Sterling heading for north London. Interestingly, we understand that the deal would also include Arsenal paying a fee to City as a makeweight.

So, to confirm, that's Arsenal paying City a fee for Sterling, with Sanchez also going to City. Wow!

[Perryashburtongroves]

We'll probably end up giving Sanchez to City and paying £25m to have Richard Wright back in return.

[StuartL]

There's only one Arsene Wenger

Is that the boy band No Direction ?

[wibble]

The BBC are reporting that we've rejected a bid of £50m for Sanchez from city.

They're also reporting we've accepted an offer of 5m for Gibbs from West Brom. Let's hope he can agree personal terms with them!

[Perryashburtongroves]

There's only one Arsene Wenger

Is that the boy band No Direction ?

Every single person in that picture is fucking shit.

[silus]

If we end up with Sterling he'll go straight to the top of my most hated Arsenal players list...without kicking a ball for us.
I usually give new signings a chance...but I can't stand the limp wristed prick!!!

[goonertux]

When Sanchez goes ( and if it involves us paying them to make the deal for fuckwit Sterling, that is an absolute disgrace in itself) we are losing one of the most gifted players to ever appear in an Arsenal shirt. I would have him in the Top 5 all time, purely based on ability. The mismanagement and incompetence at our club is simply staggering! To think what might have been if the old senile one had gone 3 or 4 years ago?

[GoonerMuzz]

Tbh i've lost all interest in the transfers rumours, not even sure i had any in the first place, we knew it was going to be chaos and likely leave us in a shit state but this year really is taking first prize when it comes to the most disorganised, inept, pointless transfer window in living memory and it's all courtesy of Mr A Wenger

[Perryashburtongroves]

Raheem Sterling is a shit *word censored* who runs around like he's getting fucked up the bum by a massive dildo. If he comes anywhere near this club, I hope he gets a load of abuse because he's not fucking welcome.

[Gunner Rob]

What a fucking sorry mess we are!
I'm convinced the cu nt can't survive this!

He won't
This is the biggest crisis I have ever seen at the club

Fail to beat Bournemouth and Chelsea and he won't see out September.
The knives are sharpening