The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

[OneBardGooner]

Ssn....sterling staying at city. Thank fuck for that.

Thank the chroist fe dat - He runs like a tart in stiletto's and a handbag on his wrist.....

[DB10GOONER]

Ssn....sterling staying at city. Thank fuck for that.

Jesus, bullet dodged there... Thank Christ.

[Redarmy]

Ssn....sterling staying at city. Thank fuck for that.

Thank the chroist fe dat - He runs like a tart in stiletto's and a handbag on his wrist.....

made me laugh...have to say an element of truth in it ...

[rodders999]

Gibbs gone to WBA

Now to ship the rest of em out

[augie]

I don't think that I have ever seen a transfer story die a death as much as van dyke's departure from Southampton - linked to a load of clubs early doors, it seems to have all gone very silent

[rodders999]

I don't think that I have ever seen a transfer story die a death as much as van dyke's departure from Southampton - linked to a load of clubs early doors, it seems to have all gone very silent

Will be next seen playing left wing for us against Bournemouth

[g88ner]

This summer is fucking hilarious!

All summer we've acted all big bollocks, insisting the ox and sanchez will stay whilst demanding high fees for squad players.

Yet here we are with 1 day to go, caving in to last minute loan deals for mustafi and perez (£50m+ spent on them only 12 months ago ) and finally backing down and letting sanchez and ox go as well.

Our tactics on and off the pitch are embarrasing! We've been well and truly emasculated by our rivals.... and if lemar joins liverpool after we said a deal was impossible then we've essentially been castrated too!

Catalyst for change! sex-change more like

[sk-gtfo]

Gibbs gone to WBA

Now to ship the rest of em out

Kieran Gibbs describes his time at Arsenal as "an amazing journey".

I would describe it as sh*t.

Good luck at WBA anyway.

[sk-gtfo]

This summer is fucking hilarious!

All summer we've acted all big bollocks, insisting the ox and sanchez will stay whilst demanding high fees for squad players.

Yet here we are with 1 day to go, caving in to last minute loan deals for mustafi and perez (£50m+ spent on them only 12 months ago ) and finally backing down and letting sanchez and ox go as well.

Our tactics on and off the pitch are embarrasing! We've been well and truly emasculated by our rivals.... and if lemar joins liverpool after we said a deal was impossible then we've essentially been castrated too!

Catalyst for change! sex-change more like

I've already explained this, it was all a misunderstanding, the change Ivan was referring to was the change into a midtable club from being a top 4 team, why are we being so critical?.

[DB10GOONER]

This summer is fucking hilarious!

All summer we've acted all big bollocks, insisting the ox and sanchez will stay whilst demanding high fees for squad players.

Yet here we are with 1 day to go, caving in to last minute loan deals for mustafi and perez (£50m+ spent on them only 12 months ago ) and finally backing down and letting sanchez and ox go as well.

Our tactics on and off the pitch are embarrasing! We've been well and truly emasculated by our rivals.... and if lemar joins liverpool after we said a deal was impossible then we've essentially been castrated too!

Catalyst for change! sex-change more like

Superb metaphor, g88ner!

[RobG]

This summer is fucking hilarious!

All summer we've acted all big bollocks, insisting the ox and sanchez will stay whilst demanding high fees for squad players.

Yet here we are with 1 day to go, caving in to last minute loan deals for mustafi and perez (£50m+ spent on them only 12 months ago ) and finally backing down and letting sanchez and ox go as well.

Our tactics on and off the pitch are embarrasing! We've been well and truly emasculated by our rivals.... and if lemar joins liverpool after we said a deal was impossible then we've essentially been castrated too!

Catalyst for change! sex-change more like

....

Gallows humour at it's finest.

[falkirk goon]

So Gibbs is away for 5mil..didn't we knock back a far higher offer earlier in the window
This window has been a fucking joke hardly surprising..we all knew we were fucked totally and utterly when he signed the new deal

[OneBardGooner]

So Gibbs is away for 5mil..didn't we knock back a far higher offer earlier in the window
This window has been a fucking joke hardly surprising..we all knew we were fucked totally and utterly when he signed the new deal

That's because Watford wouldn't match his wages....WBA and Gibbs agent have come to an 'agreement' - And WBA will replace his balsa wood ankles & knees on a regular basis for free for the rest of his life.

[SPARKSY]

So Gibbs is away for 5mil..didn't we knock back a far higher offer earlier in the window
This window has been a fucking joke hardly surprising..we all knew we were fucked totally and utterly when he signed the new deal

I used to get really annoyed when transfer window time came around and we continually fucked it up. Now i just sit here and laugh about how embarrassing and amateurish, Arsene Football Club is.
We really are a fucking joke.
This season is a car crash happening in slow motion. We all know it and i don't think people are bothered anymore.
We are all just waiting for it to happen, so we can finally be rid of the French bloke and hopefully the Septic to.

[Allgunsblazin]

Everything points to decreasing the wage bill, have to remember "Orses fir Courses" how else can you subsidise Europa League Einsteins?....
Even if da club ave to get rid cheap, fire sale or what?....