The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:40 pm
Here's wenger's transfer wagon - Get ready for the wheels to come off BIG Time!.



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worthing_gooner wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:53 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:41 pm
worthing_gooner wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:38 pm
GoonerMuzz wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:28 pm
worthing_gooner wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:25 pm
#shaaambles :lol:
I reckon Ramsey could be in trouble with his dad about that post :wink:
Rob Holding liked the post as well - I think it's pretty bloody obvious Wenger has lost the dressing room completely. We've got a weaker squad, we've got two players in Ozil and Sanchez who won't sign on, we had Ox who took a pay cut to go to Liverpool...

Writing is on the wall! :barscarf: It's going to get worse before it gets better mind.
Which post is that mate? :?
Been taken down now, but Ramsey came out on his Instagram saying disappointing to see another British lad go from the squad, will be missed and ended it with #shaaambles
:shock: Wow! One of wenker's love children speaking out!



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OneBardGooner wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:01 pm
worthing_gooner wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:53 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:41 pm
worthing_gooner wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:38 pm
GoonerMuzz wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:28 pm


I reckon Ramsey could be in trouble with his dad about that post :wink:
Rob Holding liked the post as well - I think it's pretty bloody obvious Wenger has lost the dressing room completely. We've got a weaker squad, we've got two players in Ozil and Sanchez who won't sign on, we had Ox who took a pay cut to go to Liverpool...

Writing is on the wall! :barscarf: It's going to get worse before it gets better mind.
Which post is that mate? :?
Been taken down now, but Ramsey came out on his Instagram saying disappointing to see another British lad go from the squad, will be missed and ended it with #shaaambles
:shock: Wow! One of wenker's love children speaking out!



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Funniest thing was Arsenal media dept desperately trying to claim "Shambles" was a nickname given to the Ox. When you're in a hole, stop digging

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Looks like this window will be yet another utter let down. :cry: :banghead:

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Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:23 pm
TeeCee wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:10 pm
fuck me backwards! We have offered €100m (£92) for Lemar. If Kroenke is watching this he'll have jumped up so fast his wig will be in orbit when he sees what Wonga has done!!
£92million ???? For another nippy midfielder ??? FFS - We need a defensive midfield monster or a thunderous centre half.

Does Wemger only look at one half of the pitch ????? :banghead:
To be honest I've never seen him stand up and admire a good defensive clearance or even acknowledged it. Keown was asked of MOTD whether this anaemic creature focuses on the opposition, he didn't answer and said he does his work in the final third and wants his team to creature.

So many fans up in arms about our lack of transfer activity just don't get the message. We are not only targeting the wrong players Wonga cannot set them up into a cohesive system for an extensive period without the inevitable collapse.You'd be more hopeful if he was seeking out the right players. A strong mobile midfielder and solid CB as you say. At this juncture I don't give a toss whether we sign anyone or not. Wrong players + a tactically inept dinosuar still fixated with his outdated philosophies = disaster in the making.

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People speculating all day as to what player Wanka was after when he fucked off to France this morning.

Turns out he's doing punditry on French TV for the France Holland match :coffeespit:

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So come January, can Sanchez sign a pre-contract agreement with City or anyone else and move for free on 1st July? If so, that's just a brilliant Wanker masterstroke. I mean selling Van Persie to Man Utd to help them win the league for Fergie was great and selling Diarra to Portsmouth when he needed midfielders was genius but letting Sanchez go for free and potentially play the last five months of the season knowing he's joining another team is just the most brilliant stroke of utter brilliance from le professor. I mean who else could do such incredible things on just £10m a year and aren't we just so lucky to have someone with what must now be 35 years of experience managing a football team?

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:26 pm
So come January, can Sanchez sign a pre-contract agreement with City or anyone else and move for free on 1st July? If so, that's just a brilliant Wanker masterstroke. I mean selling Van Persie to Man Utd to help them win the league for Fergie was great and selling Diarra to Portsmouth when he needed midfielders was genius but letting Sanchez go for free and potentially play the last five months of the season knowing he's joining another team is just the most brilliant stroke of utter brilliance from le professor. I mean who else could do such incredible things on just £10m a year and aren't we just so lucky to have someone with what must now be 35 years of experience managing a football team?

As far as I'm aware he can only sign a pre contract with foreign teams not domestic

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:26 pm
So come January, can Sanchez sign a pre-contract agreement with City or anyone else and move for free on 1st July? If so, that's just a brilliant Wanker masterstroke. I mean selling Van Persie to Man Utd to help them win the league for Fergie was great and selling Diarra to Portsmouth when he needed midfielders was genius but letting Sanchez go for free and potentially play the last five months of the season knowing he's joining another team is just the most brilliant stroke of utter brilliance from le professor. I mean who else could do such incredible things on just £10m a year and aren't we just so lucky to have someone with what must now be 35 years of experience managing a football team?
In all fairness what would you do without a replacement in place? Selling is the worst solution because likely we won't spend the fucking money anyway. I'm glad we're not taking the money and filling Kroenke's pockets. Sanchez is one of the few positives in the squad and at least we get to watch him for another year exposing the fraud's snowflakes.

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General wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:51 pm
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:26 pm
So come January, can Sanchez sign a pre-contract agreement with City or anyone else and move for free on 1st July? If so, that's just a brilliant Wanker masterstroke. I mean selling Van Persie to Man Utd to help them win the league for Fergie was great and selling Diarra to Portsmouth when he needed midfielders was genius but letting Sanchez go for free and potentially play the last five months of the season knowing he's joining another team is just the most brilliant stroke of utter brilliance from le professor. I mean who else could do such incredible things on just £10m a year and aren't we just so lucky to have someone with what must now be 35 years of experience managing a football team?
In all fairness what would you do without a replacement in place? Selling is the worst solution because likely we won't spend the fucking money anyway. I'm glad we're not taking the money and filling Kroenke's pockets. Sanchez is one of the few positives in the squad and at least we get to watch him for another year exposing the fraud's snowflakes.
True as long as his attitude is different to what we saw at Anfield

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General wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:51 pm
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:26 pm
So come January, can Sanchez sign a pre-contract agreement with City or anyone else and move for free on 1st July? If so, that's just a brilliant Wanker masterstroke. I mean selling Van Persie to Man Utd to help them win the league for Fergie was great and selling Diarra to Portsmouth when he needed midfielders was genius but letting Sanchez go for free and potentially play the last five months of the season knowing he's joining another team is just the most brilliant stroke of utter brilliance from le professor. I mean who else could do such incredible things on just £10m a year and aren't we just so lucky to have someone with what must now be 35 years of experience managing a football team?
In all fairness what would you do without a replacement in place? Selling is the worst solution because likely we won't spend the fucking money anyway. I'm glad we're not taking the money and filling Kroenke's pockets. Sanchez is one of the few positives in the squad and at least we get to watch him for another year exposing the fraud's snowflakes.
I'm not so sure we will see the Sanchez of old...he doesn't want to play for us. It's an embarrassing situation all round..

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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Eboue-Why? wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:57 pm
General wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:51 pm
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:26 pm
So come January, can Sanchez sign a pre-contract agreement with City or anyone else and move for free on 1st July? If so, that's just a brilliant Wanker masterstroke. I mean selling Van Persie to Man Utd to help them win the league for Fergie was great and selling Diarra to Portsmouth when he needed midfielders was genius but letting Sanchez go for free and potentially play the last five months of the season knowing he's joining another team is just the most brilliant stroke of utter brilliance from le professor. I mean who else could do such incredible things on just £10m a year and aren't we just so lucky to have someone with what must now be 35 years of experience managing a football team?
In all fairness what would you do without a replacement in place? Selling is the worst solution because likely we won't spend the fucking money anyway. I'm glad we're not taking the money and filling Kroenke's pockets. Sanchez is one of the few positives in the squad and at least we get to watch him for another year exposing the fraud's snowflakes.


True as long as his attitude is different to what we saw at Anfield


Two good points. I quite like the idea of Sanchez doing his utmost to make Wanker look even more of a *word censored*.

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Man City offer 50m and Arsenal reject it so they offer 60m which we accept on the premise we can get Lemar.
that's fair enough.
But us offering 92m for Lemar after our 50m bid was rejected highlights just how clueless we are.

I'm glad neither of these deals went through.

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Come on City - put in that bid that Wiggy can't resist and leave the old c.unt up shit creek without a paddle at the 11th hour

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rodders999 wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:33 pm
Mbappe joins PSG, so it's just Lemar and the tea lady left at Monaco.....and he'd still rather stay there than join Wanka's cluster fuck :lol:

Delighted. Hope Alexis goes last minute. BURN BABY BURN :barscarf:
And despite the fact that he's holed up in a hotel with Joe L'Average, Giroud and Koscielny trying to persuade him. Fucking priceless

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