THE WENGER THREAD

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Tue Sep 05, 2017 2:25 pm
xisstential wrote:
Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:36 pm
sk-gtfo wrote:
Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:26 pm
I think this season could be a bit like... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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Adolph Hitler... Give me 5 years and you will not recognize Germany

Arsene Wenger..... Give me 20 years and.......

He's definitely holed up in the bunker now, but the problem is that the soldiers in our Red Army won't hound him out, because they don't think it's his fault. They keep looking for someone else to blame.....it's Stalin's dodgy Russian money, Eisenhower's got all the best B 52's, that horrid man Churchill keeps being nasty about him in press conferences. And of course, Goering and Himmler keep letting him down, Deutsche Bank won't give him any money to spend, while just like the Ox, Hess has pissed off to the other side.

Still, he gets on very well with the emperor in Japan, speaks with him in Japanese don't you know. The Red Army want to give him a little more time to get it right, I mean they're sure that he can sign a few top quality regiments in the next window and then, you know, he really will conquer Europe.

:suicide: There's a Hitler type clue in that emoji Arsene.
Hate to be a cúnt here (not really though) but the B-52 is historically inaccurate. Would have been a B17. Thank you. :D :wink:

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Has he gone yet?

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The article in Metro shows just how deranged Wenger is. He says that players will lose focus with the January window coming up but less than two weeks ago, he was saying that it's an ideal situation having players in the last year of their contract because it keeps them focused.

Utter madness - Why don't the media ever pull him up when he comes out with this crap ??

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Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:
Wed Sep 06, 2017 8:24 am
The article in Metro shows just how deranged Wenger is. He says that players will lose focus with the January window coming up but less than two weeks ago, he was saying that it's an ideal situation having players in the last year of their contract because it keeps them focused.

Utter madness - Why don't the media ever pull him up when he comes out with this crap ??
Nice sandwiches apparently... not kidding either, one of the fat cúnts on Sunday Supplement actually said that. :oops: :roll: I am actually waiting for the day Wenger just says "fuck it" and totally pulls the piss at a presser. He just rolls out and says something like;

"Look. Trump eats carrots so I have banned carrots from the training pitch. Costacurta was a transvestite. Thank you." :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Sep 06, 2017 7:56 am
Retro Gunner wrote:
Tue Sep 05, 2017 2:25 pm
xisstential wrote:
Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:36 pm
sk-gtfo wrote:
Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:26 pm
I think this season could be a bit like... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Image
Adolph Hitler... Give me 5 years and you will not recognize Germany

Arsene Wenger..... Give me 20 years and.......

He's definitely holed up in the bunker now, but the problem is that the soldiers in our Red Army won't hound him out, because they don't think it's his fault. They keep looking for someone else to blame.....it's Stalin's dodgy Russian money, Eisenhower's got all the best B 52's, that horrid man Churchill keeps being nasty about him in press conferences. And of course, Goering and Himmler keep letting him down, Deutsche Bank won't give him any money to spend, while just like the Ox, Hess has pissed off to the other side.

Still, he gets on very well with the emperor in Japan, speaks with him in Japanese don't you know. The Red Army want to give him a little more time to get it right, I mean they're sure that he can sign a few top quality regiments in the next window and then, you know, he really will conquer Europe.

:suicide: There's a Hitler type clue in that emoji Arsene.
Hate to be a cúnt here (not really though) but the B-52 is historically inaccurate. Would have been a B17. Thank you. :D :wink:

Although you've made a valiant attempt to replace it, this is clear evidence of what you and I agreed on a couple of days ago.....namely, it's a shame "that" word has been censored, because occasionally, there simply is no suitable alternative...... :censored:

:lol: :lol: :wink:

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Sep 06, 2017 9:06 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Sep 06, 2017 7:56 am
Retro Gunner wrote:
Tue Sep 05, 2017 2:25 pm
xisstential wrote:
Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:36 pm
sk-gtfo wrote:
Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:26 pm
I think this season could be a bit like... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Image
Adolph Hitler... Give me 5 years and you will not recognize Germany

Arsene Wenger..... Give me 20 years and.......

He's definitely holed up in the bunker now, but the problem is that the soldiers in our Red Army won't hound him out, because they don't think it's his fault. They keep looking for someone else to blame.....it's Stalin's dodgy Russian money, Eisenhower's got all the best B 52's, that horrid man Churchill keeps being nasty about him in press conferences. And of course, Goering and Himmler keep letting him down, Deutsche Bank won't give him any money to spend, while just like the Ox, Hess has pissed off to the other side.

Still, he gets on very well with the emperor in Japan, speaks with him in Japanese don't you know. The Red Army want to give him a little more time to get it right, I mean they're sure that he can sign a few top quality regiments in the next window and then, you know, he really will conquer Europe.

:suicide: There's a Hitler type clue in that emoji Arsene.
Hate to be a cúnt here (not really though) but the B-52 is historically inaccurate. Would have been a B17. Thank you. :D :wink:

Although you've made a valiant attempt to replace it, this is clear evidence of what you and I agreed on a couple of days ago.....namely, it's a shame "that" word has been censored, because occasionally, there simply is no suitable alternative...... :censored:

:lol: :lol: :wink:
:lol: :lol:

Strangely, I now feel vindicated, and insulted.... :D :barscarf:

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Gazidis has learnt that you can fool some of the people all of the time.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Sep 06, 2017 9:14 am
Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Sep 06, 2017 9:06 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Sep 06, 2017 7:56 am
Retro Gunner wrote:
Tue Sep 05, 2017 2:25 pm
xisstential wrote:
Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:36 pm


Adolph Hitler... Give me 5 years and you will not recognize Germany

Arsene Wenger..... Give me 20 years and.......

He's definitely holed up in the bunker now, but the problem is that the soldiers in our Red Army won't hound him out, because they don't think it's his fault. They keep looking for someone else to blame.....it's Stalin's dodgy Russian money, Eisenhower's got all the best B 52's, that horrid man Churchill keeps being nasty about him in press conferences. And of course, Goering and Himmler keep letting him down, Deutsche Bank won't give him any money to spend, while just like the Ox, Hess has pissed off to the other side.

Still, he gets on very well with the emperor in Japan, speaks with him in Japanese don't you know. The Red Army want to give him a little more time to get it right, I mean they're sure that he can sign a few top quality regiments in the next window and then, you know, he really will conquer Europe.

:suicide: There's a Hitler type clue in that emoji Arsene.
Hate to be a cúnt here (not really though) but the B-52 is historically inaccurate. Would have been a B17. Thank you. :D :wink:

Although you've made a valiant attempt to replace it, this is clear evidence of what you and I agreed on a couple of days ago.....namely, it's a shame "that" word has been censored, because occasionally, there simply is no suitable alternative...... :censored:

:lol: :lol: :wink:
:lol: :lol:

Strangely, I now feel vindicated, and insulted.... :D :barscarf:

:lol: :lol:

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Herd wrote:
Wed Sep 06, 2017 9:18 am
Gazidis has learnt that you can fool some of the people all of the time.

Ah yes, he's been taught by the Master.....Monsieur Wenger.

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Sep 06, 2017 9:30 am
Herd wrote:
Wed Sep 06, 2017 9:18 am
Gazidis has learnt that you can fool some of the people all of the time.

Ah yes, he's been taught by the Master.....Monsieur Wenger.
Wenger still believes he can fool all of the people all of the time. That's why he gets so tetchy when people don't automatically agree with him. Actually, thinking about it, who ever disagrees with him?? None of the coaching staff (and I use the word coaching in the loosest possible sense), nobody on the board, none of the players and nobody at his pressers. How is that not dictatorial behaviour?

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I need somebody clever for this one. Kroenke had said we have to be self funding. We seem to make a lot of money from TV, Stadium and merchandise.
Just what do we have to play with in terms of transfer funds and where is the profit we make on a yearly basis go.
Maybe someone on this forum has good knowledge of the money situation but I don't.

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supergeorgegraham wrote:
Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:08 am
I need somebody clever for this one. Kroenke had said we have to be self funding. We seem to make a lot of money from TV, Stadium and merchandise.
Just what do we have to play with in terms of transfer funds and where is the profit we make on a yearly basis go.
Maybe someone on this forum has good knowledge of the money situation but I don't.
Google "Arsenal Supporters' Trust"

They do an in depth analysis of the finances every season. I read it if ever I can't sleep at night :lol:

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supergeorgegraham wrote:
Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:08 am
I need somebody clever for this one. Kroenke had said we have to be self funding. We seem to make a lot of money from TV, Stadium and merchandise.
Just what do we have to play with in terms of transfer funds and where is the profit we make on a yearly basis go.
Maybe someone on this forum has good knowledge of the money situation but I don't.
You are soooooo on the wrong forum, mate! :lol: :wink:

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Wenger obviously looking at some explanation to his obvious gross negligence on letting contracts wind down to the last year, been doing some digging.....

“We have 107 players in England who go into the final year of their contract. It’s a complete rotation in the way people see their careers.”

Manipulating, scheming devious wanker......

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xisstential wrote:
Wed Sep 06, 2017 9:47 am
Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Sep 06, 2017 9:30 am
Herd wrote:
Wed Sep 06, 2017 9:18 am
Gazidis has learnt that you can fool some of the people all of the time.

Ah yes, he's been taught by the Master.....Monsieur Wenger.
Wenger still believes he can fool all of the people all of the time. That's why he gets so tetchy when people don't automatically agree with him. Actually, thinking about it, who ever disagrees with him?? None of the coaching staff (and I use the word coaching in the loosest possible sense), nobody on the board, none of the players and nobody at his pressers. How is that not dictatorial behaviour?
If you think about the Wenger bubble, he spends Monday - Friday surrounded by brainless yes men, like Steve Bould, and the only slight chance of him ever being questioned, are at his pressers, but this is what happens when a journalist tries that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QacTJiakZE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_yu3EYWnjM

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