FC Cologne (H) | Europa League | Thu 14 Sep 20:05

[Rush]

When was the last time wenger yanked a player that was utter tripe? Just curious. I recall most staying on long beyond the point they shudve

[wilko49er]

The number of over hit passes!! Sanchez is having a shite night.

[corkbarry]

Iwobi is fucking gash

I prefer Sanogoo if we still have him?

[rodders999]

Super super finish

[GoonerMuzz]

So not a bad goal from Alexis and yet again OGL receives a Get out of jail free card

[Leyton Gooner]

Wenger OUT

Alexis IN

[Allgunsblazin]

The number of over hit passes!! Sanchez is having a shite night.

You were saying?

[StuartL]

The number of over hit passes!! Sanchez is having a shite night.

He's just been trying to find Ozil

[GoonerMuzz]

Just out of interest anyone getting twitchy about the expected loss to Chavski at the weekend, the man has more fucking luck than ever

[Allgunsblazin]

Angela Merkyl wants to know why over 20,000 Germans have migrated to the UK overnight...
Touts must be in dreamland tonight!....

[Rush]

Just out of interest anyone getting twitchy about the expected loss to Chavski at the weekend, the man has more fucking luck than ever

Nope get out of jail get a two games on a trot then a massive inquisition

[General]

When was the last time wenger yanked a player that was utter tripe? Just curious. I recall most staying on long beyond the point they shudve

Ramsey hauled off at half time at Anfield.

We are playing FC Cologne. a team sitting nicely at the bottom of the German league.

[rodders999]

Fantastic mental strength

[Rush]

When was the last time wenger yanked a player that was utter tripe? Just curious. I recall most staying on long beyond the point they shudve

Ramsey hauled off at half time at Anfield.

We are playing FC Cologne. a team sitting nicely at the bottom of the German league.

aaah yes.... so true lol

[Sean]

Farce-nal off the pitch before the game, but another win rescued for TOF

It's a shame that The Old Fraud doesn't just turn these Europa games over to SB5, seeing as TOF thinks higher of the shit on his shoes than he does the EL; we may have had a chance of winning the bastard.

As usual, we fuck up again to start with; a desperate clearance from Ospina leading to an early goal for Cologne. Whilst we pass sideways and backwards in front of the opposition, as we always do, and fuck up any half chances we have. Same old shite in the first half.

TOF looks fucking ridiculous in that fucking pink trim coat. I guess Puma must be trolling him, as Nike did with the infamous sleeping-bag coat. The miserable old cúnt should be wearing slippers and a thick blanket over his legs.

Very surprisingly we deigned to make a substitution at half-time and abandon the three at the back even earlier in the game than usual. Seems like some of the Tarquins fucked off back to their mansions at half-time as well. Walcott almost fucked up yet another chance, only for a lucky deflection from a defender into Kolasinac's path, who smashes it in well for the equalizer. Never any fucking about from our new signings, until they have been Wenger-ized into square-passing, shot-shy pansies.

Sad to see the double-barrelled pubber fuck up a dribble into a near one-on-one. Then Sanchez scores a wonderful solo goal; cutting in from wide to curl the ball in from 25 yards to quieten down the Cologne fans. Fucking magnificent! He clearly doesn't give a fuck about TOF's inane 'no shooting from outside the box' policy. TOF barely celebrated that one. Then the crocked chav finally puts in an appearance for his hundred grand a week, as the bowl continued to empty.

Bellerin stuck away the third goal to cap a surprisingly good second half performance for the team. TOF phoned it in today; not even the standard fist pump celebration, lol. He doesn't care. I didn't expect us to overturn that shite first half. I hope we go all the way and win the Europa and any domestic cup, because following the league games are a total waste of time under TOF.

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