LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Top work.

Cheers Joe

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

I know its a day early but that's all for now, hope at least 3 people see it lol

make that Four!

An audience of 4

This is how Lenny Henry must feel

[DB10GOONER]

I know its a day early but that's all for now, hope at least 3 people see it lol

make that Four!

An audience of 4

This is how Lenny Henry must feel

[Henry Norris 1913]

Make that five

[DB10GOONER]

Make that five

Five viewers??!!!

Ooh... never mind Lenny Henry, we are in David Blaine territory now....

[OneBardGooner]

Make that five

Five viewers??!!!

Ooh... never mind Lenny Henry, we are in David Blaine territory now....

I didn't know left foot could levitate and do card tricks !?!!!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Make that five

Cheers Henry

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Make that five

Five viewers??!!!

Ooh... never mind Lenny Henry, we are in David Blaine territory now....

I don't want to be hated like him tbf, rather be Lenny Henry and just ignored

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Make that five

Five viewers??!!!

Ooh... never mind Lenny Henry, we are in David Blaine territory now....

I didn't know left foot could levitate and do card tricks !?!!!

After the wine ive had I am levitating while doing card tricks

[OneBardGooner]

Make that five

Five viewers??!!!

Ooh... never mind Lenny Henry, we are in David Blaine territory now....

I didn't know left foot could levitate and do card tricks !?!!!

After the wine ive had I am levitating while doing card tricks

Is there no end to this man's ability's and genius!???

Ere are you any good at managing and / or coaching a Football Team?

[OneBardGooner]

Make that five

Five viewers??!!!

Ooh... never mind Lenny Henry, we are in David Blaine territory now....

I don't want to be hated like him tbf, rather be Lenny Henry and just ignored

Izzit coz you Black?

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

"I got fired today," I told my mate, "for downloading porn on the work computer and causing everything to crash." "That's a bit harsh," he replied. "They don't fuck around at Air Traffic Control," I said.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Just as we were going to bed my wife was looking through her wardrobe, "Just look at this lot, " she said, "I challenge you to try and see if you can make me look good in anything here "

So I casually turned the light off.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

My mate died after taking an E.

Countdown's security staff don't fuck about.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Porn has ruined my life.

My boiler has gone and I'm scared to call the plumber.