It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
DB10GOONER
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by DB10GOONER » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:34 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑ Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:32 am
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:30 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑ Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:13 am
I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas. Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was, which is why I'm now in casualty...
That's not a joke, it's an anecdote mate, isn't it?
Damn, you're good
Experience is everyth- oh, hang on...
DB10GOONER
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by DB10GOONER » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:34 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑ Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:33 am
Adele: you know you're fat when no one has even mentioned you're ginger.
That one is getting emailed around!
LeftfootlegendGooner
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by LeftfootlegendGooner » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:39 am
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:34 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑ Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:32 am
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:30 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑ Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:13 am
I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas. Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was, which is why I'm now in casualty...
That's not a joke, it's an anecdote mate, isn't it?
Damn, you're good
Experience is everyth- oh, hang on...
DB10GOONER
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by DB10GOONER » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:41 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑ Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:39 am
"Britons are the worst binge drinkers in Europe." -
I'm sorry but I think you'll find we're actually the best.
And I think you'll find you are second best. Begorrah.
GranadaJoe
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by GranadaJoe » Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:00 pm
Top work again. Always cheers me up. Even the wife laughed at some of them.
LeftfootlegendGooner
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by LeftfootlegendGooner » Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:30 pm
GranadaJoe wrote: ↑ Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:00 pm
Top work again. Always cheers me up. Even the wife laughed at some of them.
A woman laughed at these jokes
Witchcraft I tell yer, witchcraft
corkbarry
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by corkbarry » Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:55 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑ Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:30 pm
GranadaJoe wrote: ↑ Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:00 pm
Top work again. Always cheers me up. Even the wife laughed at some of them.
A woman laughed at these jokes
Witchcraft I tell yer, witchcraft
A lot of them are funny especially some of the oneliners.