We were all fucked and so was the mouse.
Dads at the brothel and mums with uncle Frank
And I'd settled down for a nice slow *****.
When outside the house i heard a right clatter,
I let go of my cock, to see what was the matter
Out on the lawn I saw a big dick.
Knew right away it was old St Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
The big fat fucker I think he fell.
He filled all our stockings with fags and beer and a big rubber cock for my brother the queer,
Then he climbed up the chimney and with a thunderous fart.
The big fat *word censored* blew the house apart.
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight.
Shouting I'll be back next year, hope you're Christmas is shite
Merry Xmas, Gooners....
