The "I don't care anymore" Sewing Machine Thread

[OneBardGooner]

I keep expecting Reb & Gooner to Request a NSFW tag on this thread as it comes so naturally for them to start 'rubbing one off' when they see 'Sewing Machines'

[OneBardGooner]

Now we ARE talking Old Skool here:

[OneBardGooner]

I guess this might be referred to as a Thread about a Thread.

[OneBardGooner]

Reb is not only enjoying seeing all these 'Naked Sewing Machines' - But he is humming that tune by

"Right Said Thread"

[SPUDMASHER]

This thread is actually more of interesting than watching Arsenal these days.

[wilko49er]

My missus honestly gave our old sewing machine away yesterday. So im fucked.

[robbo10]

My missus honestly gave our old sewing machine away yesterday. So im fucked.

Get a good lawyer mate......

[flash gunner]

This is the Classy GILF of Sewing Machines

corrr give me 5 minutes with that id run up a lovely pair of knickers!!!

[flash gunner]

My missus honestly gave our old sewing machine away yesterday. So im fucked.

Our next competition is waiting for your entry pal

[OneBardGooner]

This is the Classy GILF of Sewing Machines

corrr give me 5 minutes with that id run up a lovely pair of knickers!!!

[OneBardGooner]

So!? It is true then...we have to be careful what we say on this thread or it's Curtains.

[DB10GOONER]

This is the Classy GILF of Sewing Machines

corrr give me 5 minutes with that id run up a lovely pair of knickers!!!

Ferret style or Seamstress style...?

[DB10GOONER]

My missus honestly gave our old sewing machine away yesterday. So im fucked.

That's grounds, mate.... grounds....

[DB10GOONER]

So!? It is true then...we have to be careful what we say on this thread or it's Curtains.

Just once it's beef curtains.... and not Tailored Pleat Curtains or, God forbid, Box Pleated Curtains!

[arseofacrow]

My missus honestly gave our old sewing machine away yesterday. So im fucked.

That's grounds, mate.... grounds....

That's ground, in goal (not in goals) and a free kick (not a free).