Jamie Carragher the gobbing Scouser

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Carragher will be reinstated by Sky, and the Chavvy Manc will escape a charge for "appearing" to drive whilst using his mobile phone.
Welcome to the J. K., 15 minutes of fame, lowest common denominator England.
I bet that within the week the two of them are pictured in the Red Tops arm in arm, with the daughter expressing her desire to be a model. :roll: :banghead:
The Dad may also be a contender for the next celebrity Big Brother. :roll:

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Rugby Gooner wrote:
Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:24 pm
Carragher will be reinstated by Sky, and the Chavvy Manc will escape a charge for "appearing" to drive whilst using his mobile phone.
Welcome to the J. K., 15 minutes of fame, lowest common denominator England.
I bet that within the week the two of them are pictured in the Red Tops arm in arm, with the daughter expressing her desire to be a model. :roll: :banghead:
The Dad may also be a contender for the next celebrity Big Brother. :roll:
:lol: :lol:

Every word mate. :lol: 8)

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Carragher suspended by Sky for rest of the season.. Wonder if he can sign on for the few months.?

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Rugby Gooner wrote:
Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:24 pm
Carragher will be reinstated by Sky, and the Chavvy Manc will escape a charge for "appearing" to drive whilst using his mobile phone.
Welcome to the J. K., 15 minutes of fame, lowest common denominator England.
I bet that within the week the two of them are pictured in the Red Tops arm in arm, with the daughter expressing her desire to be a model. :roll: :banghead:
The Dad may also be a contender for the next celebrity Big Brother. :roll:

Oh yes..they are made for it..

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Bradywasking wrote:
Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:55 am
Carragher suspended by Sky for rest of the season.. Wonder if he can sign on for the few months.?

I suspect he's been signing on since he was 18.

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Bradywasking wrote:
Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:55 am
Carragher suspended by Sky for rest of the season.. Wonder if he can sign on for the few months.?
It's in his DNA. Aren't they born "with a pen in their hand" as the song goes....? :shock:

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Bradywasking wrote:
Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:55 am
Carragher suspended by Sky for rest of the season.. Wonder if he can sign on for the few months.?
Just hearing on SlySports News that there has been a candle light vigil arranged for him in Liverpool on Saturday. Reports coming in that the manc fan was driving a Honda Civic so the good people of Liverpool have organised a boycott of Honda. They will never steal hubcaps off of Hondas ever again. That'll teach Honda. :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Mar 14, 2018 1:44 pm
Bradywasking wrote:
Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:55 am
Carragher suspended by Sky for rest of the season.. Wonder if he can sign on for the few months.?
Just hearing on SlySports News that there has been a candle light vigil arranged for him in Liverpool on Saturday. Reports coming in that the manc fan was driving a Honda Civic so the good people of Liverpool have organised a boycott of Honda. They will never steal hubcaps off of Hondas ever again. That'll teach Honda. :wink:
Given the fact that many Man U fans are London based this story is coming together spectacularly. Cockney accents were heard in the car, a Liverpool city councillor who was joyriding in the area confirmed that. As we speak hundreds of people in Liverpool are spitting on the Anfield turf at the Kop end in a show of solidarity with Jamie lad..King Kenny is handing out the "Jamie is an obvious innocent victim of a conspiracy involving the media, the police and the Tory party ..YNWA" T Shirts.

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One for all you older listeners out there...

Surely someone can superimpose Jamie on to the dog

Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog:

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GranadaJoe wrote:
Wed Mar 14, 2018 1:15 pm
Bradywasking wrote:
Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:55 am
Carragher suspended by Sky for rest of the season.. Wonder if he can sign on for the few months.?

I suspect he's been signing on since he was 18.
yeah.


18 months. :D

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It's being reported by the Liverpool Echo, that the manc supporter has received a torrent of abuse on social media along with death threats. I shouldn't be surprised by this.

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arseofacrow wrote:
Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:07 pm
One for all you older listeners out there...

Surely someone can superimpose Jamie on to the dog

Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog:

Image
:lol:

If I can get the time this evening I'm on it. :barscarf:

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Nos89 wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 12:55 am
It's being reported by the Liverpool Echo, that the manc supporter has received a torrent of abuse on social media along with death threats. I shouldn't be surprised by this.
Always the victims. Never their fault. :barscarf:

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Re: Jamie Carragher the gobbing Scouser

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I am not sure what the fuss is over with this - just a typical day in the north west of England:


northerner 1 sees northerner 2 and recognises him because he is a bit famous and so must have lots of money

northerner 1 taunts northerner 2 with what he considers is top banter and captures the moment on his phone

northerner 2 is riled by this because, despite the money he has, he is still a northerner

northerner 2 responds the only way he knows how to … he spits out of the window

northerner 1 having filmed the whole thing now sees the opportunity to make some money and get some attention so contacts the local media

northerner 2 apologises ... but only because he got caught and might lose his job

northern 2 pretends he hasn’t done it before and it was out of character. It wasn’t. He is from the north


In short - yes spitting is disgusting … but this is the north of England we are talking about. A place where rat is considered fine cuisine and inside toilets are too fancy. I know, I went there once.

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Re: Jamie Carragher the gobbing Scouser

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Dear Mods,

Even though this thread will most likely 'run it's course' and disappear into the bowels of Gooner2Gooner, couldn't a slight change be made to the thread title whilst it is still current.

Title Change To: Jamie Carragher The Gobby Gobbing Scouser (He's the real victim laaaaa)

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