It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
I'd have a go on Meghan in the following way; mouth, arse, vag, mouth, arse. If I then had a bit left over and didn't need a lie down, I'd have a pop at Kate in the bum.
Don't know if that answers your question really but as an ardent Royalist I feel it's my duty to respond truthfully.
Bloody hell i didn't know Jay from the Inbetweeners was on here you missed the bit about fingering her vag with your big toe
I'm waiting for her sex tape to come out . With her form it's bound to come out.
Kate's boring and her growlers been through the mangle and looks like a tired slipper.
I'll stick with the missus I think.
I'm waiting for her sex tape to come out . With her form it's bound to come out.
Kate's boring and her growlers been through the mangle and looks like a tired slipper.
I'll stick with the missus I think.
I think you'll find Kate's growler is more akin to a slaughtered hippo's yawn hung on a pair of hockey sticks.
I also have it on good authority that old Kate ain't the "tidiest" of women and her goonter is indeed like the proverbial aircraft hanger covered in bears. And by "good authority" I do mean my mate Barry after about 10 or 12 pints.
I'm waiting for her sex tape to come out . With her form it's bound to come out.
Kate's boring and her growlers been through the mangle and looks like a tired slipper.
I'll stick with the missus I think.
I think you'll find Kate's growler is more akin to a slaughtered hippo's yawn hung on a pair of hockey sticks.
That's fuckall you wanna see her arse it'l like a broken cat flap hanging off one hinge and smelling of tuna...
I think they lied about the waiting list ,I went from 2500 to 34 in a month ,not even Diane could have wittled that down that quick.
I always had my suspicions about that waiting list. Did you get the email asking you to renew your place in the queue?
Yea and the price for renewal kept going up too, crafty gits !
It was getting as expensive as an Arsenal season ticket and had about the same odds of getting any pleasure from it too !
Il stick to the lottery now, at least you can use the entry paper for wrapping ching !